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Liberator TJ1984
05-25-2006, 12:22 PM
There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named
because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not
to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got
around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her
all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years
went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named
Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the
next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!
What is the moral of this
Story ?????
You can't kill two birds with one stone!! :p

No Name
05-25-2006, 12:51 PM
A boy walks up to his mom in the shower points and says mom what’s that?
She replies, They’re my boobs son.
He points again and says mom what’s that?
She replies, That’s my belly button.
He points again mom what that?
She hesitates and replies, That is my sponge son.
The boy says, The maid has one just like it she was washing daddies face with it this morning.