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clownpuncher
05-26-2006, 04:38 PM
Well, this about sums it up for me!!!! And sounds just like some of ya'll too!
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break
up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old
ass.
Then you forward it to a bunch of HB'ers 'cause you know
they'll enjoy it & do the same

76ANTHONY
05-26-2006, 04:39 PM
dont even have to read it, yes im old :cry: :rollside:

Ziggy
05-26-2006, 04:40 PM
Getting out of bed in the mornings is when I feel old....creak,groan.. :skull:

Not So Fast
05-26-2006, 04:49 PM
Didn't even bother reading it, YES!! Now i'll read it :cool: NSF

acatitude
05-26-2006, 04:59 PM
Id read it if I could find my ****ing bivocals...... oh under my aarp literature........ I'll be damned AARP just denied me.... im to damned old for aarp...... now that sux

Flying Tiger
05-26-2006, 05:02 PM
BTW, Probably be dropping off the RC car next week..and all the accessories

clownpuncher
05-26-2006, 05:22 PM
No problem. Are ya going to the river? We'll be at Water Wheel (off CA 95, between Vidal and Blythe) from Sunday to Wednesday. If it's more convenient for ya just swing by there and I'll by you and the beautiful wifey a beer.

gigamurph
05-26-2006, 05:24 PM
As a matter of fact, yes, I am old CP. Oh, and....
http://www.messengermods.com/data/media/28/up_yours_bunny.png
:p

Flying Tiger
05-26-2006, 05:29 PM
Hmmmm, We'll try (and thanks),, or just leave it a Roc's, and square the deal later if you're satisfied..
But keeping with the thread:
I'm too old for a toy like that. It's attention intense,, & I don't like to think.

Kim Hanson
05-26-2006, 05:44 PM
Im still only do # 24............( . )( . ).........they are getting rich off of me allready :p at home !