Say something nice about Jordy

[canuck1]

..............................Since I can't think of anything I'll let someone else go first..................

[Her454]

WHY? :crossx:

[OutCole'd]

He has good grammar.

[topless]

I love his avatar....... :crossx:

[JetBoatRich]

who :rolleyes:

[Jbb]

He has no current/pending felonies or warrants..... :p

[Ziggy]

WHY? :crossx:
:) :) :)

[Biglue]

He does good yard work. :crossx:

[Liberator TJ1984]

and apparently RD sux ??? :p

[460 jus getn it]

He is all about community relations......................................... ...............

[Focker]

He is all about community relations......................................... ...............
DO WE GET OUR OWN THREAD IF WE DONT? :cry:

[Dave C]

he has a very large supercharged nitrous injected stroked and bored big block stir stick.....

[Her454]

he has a very large supercharged nitrous injected stroked and bored big block stir stick.....
OMG ROTFLMFAO! :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

[Jesster]

He's Turnkey....... :p (in some peoples opinion)

[AZKC]

:idea: He's all about the people :)

[TheBeast]

:devil: Well...Umm...He’s a real sweetheart next to me :devil:

[piper]

He helps ladies into his new hot tub.

[djunkie]

Jordy is the biggest asshole on HB. I meant that as a compliment. :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

[Havasu Hangin']

He's a great popcorn fighter.

[rivercrazy]

He likes being someone's exclusive designated boat driver.
He has his name on the bedroom door of someone's river house.
He has a velocity stack on his intake

[BOBALOO]

Well since nobody else will say something I will..
He makes bar none the best chicken enchiladas I've ever had.
RD
Are those the same chicken enchiladas we had at your place? If so that statment is TRUE!
Something nice? ........Jordy is an ass on the boards but is a cool guy in person. NOW WHERES MY ENCHILADAS???????????

[cyclone]

His favorite smiley is this one: :rolleyes:
is that a compliment?

[MAINEVENT]

He's the #1 Asshole... :D

[Screaming Pete]

I met the guy for drinks one time and we spent $400.00 on goose........that guy can DRINK me pertty..LOL

[topless]

I bet SummitKarl can think of something nice to say. :idea:

[460 jus getn it]

I bet SummitKarl can think of something nice to say. :idea:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Her454]

I bet SummitKarl can think of something nice to say. :idea:
And Topless has the next biggest stir stick............................

[Her454]

Oh alright, since were being serious and all............. He is my favorite :) and I love his quick wit and sense of humor as he always finds a way to make me laugh even when I havin a bad day - :rollside:

[Ziggy]

He helps ladies into his new hot tub.
Welcome Home Piper..............and Thank You for doing what you do for the rest of us :)

[Ziggy]

Oh alright, since were being serious and all............. He is my favorite :) and I love his quick wit and sense of humor as he always finds a way to make me laugh even when I havin a bad day - :rollside:
Geez girlie, how many favorites do you get? :p

[topless]

And Topless has the next biggest stir stick............................You're just jealous because you think of the same shit but won't post it.

[Her454]

Geez girlie, how many favorites do you get? :p
2 Zig - and you know who the other one is ;)

[Froggystyle]

He really knows how to bring a crew to party on my boat.... :D

[topless]

He's also very good a picking up toothless chicks in cowboy bars.

[Her454]

You're just jealous because you think of the same shit but won't post it.
Its called self control. :rollside: I' am not known for speaking my mind around here ............................ yea.

[topless]

Its called self control. :rollside: I' am not known for speaking my mind around here ............................ yea.I just can't help myself at times..........I mean all the time. :crossx:

[Ziggy]

I just can't help myself at times..........I mean all the time. :crossx:
Need new batteries ? :p

[Unforgiven]

..............................Since I can't think of anything I'll let someone else go first..................
He can hold up a race trailer better than anyone I know...and him and summitkarl are "best" friends.....

[Unforgiven]

Oh alright, since were being serious and all............. He is my favorite :) and I love his quick wit and sense of humor as he always finds a way to make me laugh even when I havin a bad day - :rollside:
you have a list of favorites......hmmmmmmmm

[pixilatedpussy]

He is funny as hell! :220v: :rollside:

[Jordy]

He likes being someone's exclusive designated boat driver.
That was a one time deal. Designated decoy I was... :D :D :D
He has his name on the bedroom door of someone's river house.
I don't think it's there anymore. :(
He has a velocity stack on his intake
Nope. Ditched the 850, tunnel ram and velocity stack in favor of a 1050, Super Victor and a K&N filter.
Ya really gotta pay more attention here ya fockin' banker!!! :D :D :D
And for everyone else, thanks.... I think. :D :D :D

[Jordy]

Well since nobody else will say something I will..
He makes bar none the best chicken enchiladas I've ever had.
RD
Wow, I haven't made those for a while. I think a trip to the grocery store just might be in order. Last time I made a batch I got 2 of them and the next time I hit the fridge my roomie had eaten ALL of them. Had them for breakfast, took a bunch in for lunch and polished the rest off for dinner that evening... No wonder she didn't last. :D :D :D

[ThongMagnet]

He offered to decorate my truck with Team Turnkey stickers....wait that was AZJD :)

[rivercrazy]

That was a one time deal. Designated decoy I was... :D :D :D
I don't think it's there anymore. :(
Nope. Ditched the 850, tunnel ram and velocity stack in favor of a 1050, Super Victor and a K&N filter.
Ya really gotta pay more attention here ya fockin' banker!!! :D
And for everyone else, thanks.... I think. :D
LOL....:D
its really hard to pay attention to lots of crap that goes on here. It ain't like the good ole dayz - that's for sure.

[Devil's Advocate]

..............................Since I can't think of anything I'll let someone else go first..................
something nice about Jordy... :)

[Jordy]

something nice about Jordy... :)
Perfect. :D :D :D

[Big Warlock]

He has a good criminal record......... :crossx:

[boater012]

He drinks alot!!!!! Oh wait thats good right???

[Eliminator 4 Life]

Hes a good drinker and like talking about gay threads

[Flying Tiger]

JP's heart is in the right place.

[Jordy]

Hes a good drinker and like talking about gay threads
You've obviously got me confused with you and your lover WYRD. You two closet homos can gay up a thread in 3 posts or less, no matter what the thread was originally about. :D :D :D

[TRUMP TIGHT]

He is quick to complete...a post!

[Eliminator 4 Life]

You've obviously got me confused with you and your lover WYRD. You two closet homos can gay up a thread in 3 posts or less, no matter what the thread was originally about. :D :D :D
HAHAHAHAHAHA FAWK that is to funny. Why do u always bring up WYRD I think you want him well you cant have him haha. Where has gilligan been anyways I havent seen him post since the dam run :idea:

[HM]

I dig those glasses he wears that allow him to see, even though he is blind. We are talking about Jordy from Star Trek, right? :D

[78Southwind]

You mean this Jordy? This message is hidden because Jordy is on your ignore list. :D :D :D

[Ziggy]

I thought of one! :)
.
Fastest Keyboard in the forums :)

[Jordy]

You mean this Jordy? This message is hidden because Jordy is on your ignore list. :D :D
Wow, I'm on ignore??? That's too bad because now you won't be able to read about the change of heart I've had about jetboats. Turns out I was wrong. Jetboats really are pretty cool, that is, if you like shit that sucks. :D :D
I thought of one! :)
.
Fastest Keyboard in the forums :)
I could see that. :D :D
And to think I didn't believe that typing class in high school would pay off. :D :D

[Ziggy]

I could see that. :D :D
And to think I didn't believe that typing class in high school would pay off. :D :D
LOL---no way I can keep up with your young and well oiled fingers...
I'm usually a paragraph behind with you :D :p

[Flying Tiger]

Jordy, ya need to drive my jet boat,, I think your opinion will correct.
Blacks Canyon,, you pick the date.

[Jordy]

Jordy, ya need to drive my jet boat,, I think your opinion will correct.
Blacks Canyon,, you pick the date.
Hey Ross, I'll let ya in on a little secret but you can't tell anyone. I've still got my 19' Riviera jet in my backyard. They're fun, but not as much fun as getting all the jetters riled up on here talking about them. :D :D :D

[78Southwind]

Wow, I'm on ignore??? That's too bad because now you won't be able to read about the change of heart I've had about jetboats. Turns out I was wrong. Jetboats really are pretty cool, that is, if you like shit that sucks. :D :D
Hey you forgot one of the smile faces. Oops :D :D :D

[Jrocket]

Ive been staring at this thread for over 3 hours and,well........I got nothing.

[Nord]

Something nice about Jordy......................... :cool:

[Jordy]

Hey you forgot one of the smile faces. Oops :D :D :D
Sorry, had to trim out a few. Between the [quote] tags and the smilies it wouldn't let me post. Said I had too much fluff in the post so I had to knock a few out. Won't happen again, as far as you know. :D :D :D

[Flying Tiger]

Hey Ross, I'll let ya in on a little secret but you can't tell anyone. I've still got my 19' Riviera jet in my backyard. They're fun, but not as much fun as getting all the jetters riled up on here talking about them. :D :D :D
Very well then,, we'll have to do a 'Jordys Vegas - Blacks Canyon Jet Boat Run' near the end of summer.

[phebus]

He has a great archive of ***boat threads :)

[MagicMtnDan]

Say something nice about Jordy
OK. Here:
* He doesn't live near me. :D
* We don't hang out together. :D
* We're not friends. :D

[riverroyal]

give me some advise on where to locate in AZ,I think it was him,I was heavily medicated

[Mrs.Racer277]

Ive been staring at this thread for over 3 hours and,well........I got nothing.
OMG ROTFLMFAO :p :p

[Tom Brown]

He's good at organizing people into groups and such. :cool:

[Biglue]

LOL---no way I can keep up with your young and well oiled fingers...
Really???????.
Hey Zig, you really oughta proff read some of this stuff prior to hitting the submit button. :220v: :crossx:
Jordy is one of the funniest mofos on here.........for an asshole that is. :)

[phebus]

He is as anti-spam as you can get :rollside:

[3:30dirty]

I knew you were gay. The hot chicks was just one of your sick jokes! :yuk:

[Riomouse911]

He delivers his wares right on time... thanks for the stickers and shirt! TT

[Mrs.Racer277]

In all honesty I really could say nice things about Jordy but, it would ruin his a-hole reputation and that would really piss him off. :rolleyes: :) :) :)

[Ziggy]

Really???????.
Hey Zig, you really oughta proff read some of this stuff prior to hitting the submit button. :220v: :crossx:
Jordy is one of the funniest mofos on here.........for an asshole that is. :)
Jealousy will get you nothing my friend :D :D
you ought to proff read yours too :p

[Jordy]

In all honesty I really could say nice things about Jordy but, it would ruin his a-hole reputation and that would really piss him off. :rolleyes: :) :) :)
Wow, that's pretty impressive coming from Team MOUTH!!! :D :D :D

[Biglue]

proff
That's German for proof. I tought you were a crout (SP?) :rolleyes: :)

[AZJD]

He's a great popcorn fighter.
ROLMFAO............Thats funny shiot right there....Guess you had to be there!

[Ziggy]

That's German for proof. I tought you were a crout (SP?) :rolleyes: :)
Nice try Spaniard :D
.
SaurKraut

[Ziggy]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Havasu Hangin'
He's a great popcorn fighter.
ROLMFAO............Thats funny shiot right there....Guess you had to be there!
Whoa, sounds like a sorority pillow fight :eek:

[Jordy]

Whoa, sounds like a sorority pillow fight :eek:
The sorority girls were up on stage baring their shirt pillows and working for tuition that evening. :D :D :D

[Phat Matt]

He's good at hopping the wall at the turtle. :D

[AZJD]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Havasu Hangin'
He's a great popcorn fighter.
Whoa, sounds like a sorority pillow fight :eek:
It was actually in a strip bar....go figure!

[Froggystyle]

This one gang kept wanting him to join because he's pretty good with a bo-staff....

[AZJD]

He offered to decorate my truck with Team Turnkey stickers....wait that was AZJD :)
Ya, that'd be me. But this is about how nice Jordy is............
DING: Got one..........Jordy will probably buy me a beer 2nite!
Whoa, that was tough, I was running short on time and low on ideas! :crossx:

[deltarat]

..............................Since I can't think of anything I'll let someone else go first..................
NO!!!

[Jordy]

This one gang kept wanting him to join because he's pretty good with a bo-staff....
And my new bike does have shocks AND pegs!!!! LUCKY!!!! :D :D :D

[Miss Perfect]

Jordy likes good quality vodka..... and I enjoyed every last drop of it :D

[Froggystyle]

People seem to like him because he is polite and he is rarely late. He likes to eat ice cream and he really enjoys a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell him that he has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call "mentally retarded".

[AZJD]

People seem to like him because he is polite and he is rarely late. He likes to eat ice cream and he really enjoys a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell him that he has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call "mentally retarded".
Nice! :idea:
Now when are you coming to Az so we don't have to start a thread that says, "Say something mean about Wes?"

[Jordy]

People seem to like him because he is polite and he is rarely late. He likes to eat ice cream and he really enjoys a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell him that he has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call "mentally retarded".
Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. CANNONBALL!!!! :D :D :D

[Froggystyle]

Nice! :idea:
Now when are you coming to Az so we don't have to start a thread that says, "Say something mean about Wes?"
You don't need to start a thread... that is all being done by PM's because of the fat wife thread...
I will be there Friday-Sunday. Think you guys can pretend to be able to party one more time for me?
Tri-dent tip is on me again! ;)

[Jordy]

Think you guys can pretend to be able to party one more time for me?
I don't know, that might be a stretch. Might have to go out and practice a few times before Friday just to be ready and get the liver warmed up. :D :D :D
p.s. I need some new CD's and might be able to burn a couple for you to "liberate" again. :D :D :D

[Mrs.Racer277]

Wow, that's pretty impressive coming from Team MOUTH!!! :D :D :D
I did say COULD right??? :)
Oh and I have a question......Who took the pic I got today???

[Froggystyle]

p.s. I need some new CD's and might be able to burn a couple for you to "liberate" again. :D :D :D
"Re-apportion" you cretin...
I will without a doubt have some trance stuff for you though... In fact, I am setting a reminder in my outlook to do it in the morning for you...
BTW... just bought the new Sean Paul album "Trinity"... pretty bad ass party music if you ask me. I dig it, though I guess there are a lot of Sean Paul haters out there for some reason...

[Mrs.Racer277]

"Re-apportion" you cretin...
I will without a doubt have some trance stuff for you though... In fact, I am setting a reminder in my outlook to do it in the morning for you...
BTW... just bought the new Sean Paul album "Trinity"... pretty bad ass party music if you ask me. I dig it, though I guess there are a lot of Sean Paul haters out there for some reason...
I like Sean Paul ......................................Jordy could burn that for me. :)

[AZJD]

You don't need to start a thread... that is all being done by PM's because of the fat wife thread...
I will be there Friday-Sunday. Think you guys can pretend to be able to party one more time for me?
Tri-dent tip is on me again! ;)
Oh hell yes!

[Froggystyle]

I am making the Phoenix playlist as we speak...
He he... this is going to be a good one...

[OnlyMoney]

Jordy drinks and parties too much...just like me!! :rollside: :rollside: ;)

[Jordy]

Jordy drinks and parties too much...just like me!! :rollside: :rollside: ;)
I'm thinking of something orange, something orange.... with a Reggie Fountain chain... HA HA HA :D :D :D
I'm cracking myself up already today!!! :D :D :D

[OnlyMoney]

I'm thinking of something orange, something orange.... with a Reggie Fountain chain... HA HA HA :D :D :D
I'm cracking myself up already today!!! :D :D :D
Why...that must be the official Team Turnkey hats in orange, sported by anothe proud TT member. :rollside: :yuk: :rollside:

[unleashed]

I once saw Jordy gently caress a buterfly....ofcourse it was a tattoo on chicks breast and he got punched but at least he was gentle! :)
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:

[Jordy]

I once saw Jordy gently caress a buterfly....ofcourse it was a tattoo on chicks breast and he got punched but at least he was gentle! :)
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:
Dammit Deano, you said you wouldn't tell anyone about that little mishap. Oh, and your wife was supposed to smack ya in the back of the head for me for being out of stock on the charcoal shorts. Hope that message got conveyed correctly. :D :D :D

[Her454]

I once saw Jordy gently caress a buterfly....ofcourse it was a tattoo on chicks breast and he got punched but at least he was gentle! :)
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:
ROTFLMAO!

[TOBTEK]

he use's BOAT BLING marine care products, and he has a cool avatar :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

[AZJD]

He offered to pay for my fuel this weekend :)
And if he doesn't I will tell everyone that he is not a people helping people kinda guy!

[MONEYFURNOTHIN]

He's good at hopping the wall at the turtle. :D
Beat me to it!

[MagicMtnDan]

Say something nice about Jordy
OK, "something nice about Jordy" :D
Somebody had to do it

[Jordy]

Somebody had to do it
Yeah, and in all your originality you're the 3rd or 4th to do it. Congrats. :notam:

[91nordic29]

"Re-apportion" you cretin...
I will without a doubt have some trance stuff for you though... In fact, I am setting a reminder in my outlook to do it in the morning for you...
..
NO, NO, PLEASE, NO........no trance music! :220v:

[Her454]

I just wanna know if I am the only one that is suprised a thread titled "Say something nice about Jordy" reached 5 pages? :rollside: ;)

[Froggystyle]

Phoenix is out this weekend... too much STD.
We are currently in the process of selling some boats at long last however...

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Who's Jordy. :confused:

[One Eyed Jack]

i base my life on his teachings
or is that debase

[Big Warlock]

I just wanna know if I am the only one that is suprised a thread titled "Say something nice about Jordy" reached 5 pages? :rollside: ;)
Oh, I am right there with you on that!!! :crossx:

[Jordy]

Oh, I am right there with you on that!!! :crossx:
Don't make me call your office looking for my "dad" again. :D :D :D

[Jordy]

He's the new President of Beaumont... :D :D
http://c3p0.sas.upenn.edu/albertm/images/ownd/will_be_funny.jpg
:notam: :notam: :notam: :D

[Jordy]

I'm sure you probably got 100 PM's from angry housewives though.. LOL
Just the fat ones who put down the fockin' twinkie long enough to type up some hatemail to Froggy. :D :D :D
So no Phoenix this weekend Wes??? Guess I'll have to dismiss some of the sloots that were being organized. :(

[AZJD]

Phoenix is out this weekend... too much STD.
We are currently in the process of selling some boats at long last however...
Where the hell am I going to put all the hooks that I had lined up.......they can't all fit in my boat, it would look like a circus clown car!

[Froggystyle]

Sorry guys... :(
I am looking at next weekend though. Things are just very, very busy around here right now. Good thing!
Wes

[AZJD]

Sorry guys... :(
I am looking at next weekend though. Things are just very, very busy around here right now. Good thing!
Wes
As long as it's boat sales related...........
Make sure you save a boat for Jordan, he has someone interested in buying his!!!! :crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :cry:

[Jordy]

Make sure you save a boat for Jordan, he has someone interested in buying his!!!! :crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :cry:
Actually they decided they wanted a v-hull with a cabin so I told them of a nice Warlock I knew of that was available. :D :D :D

[franky]

He maintains the factory recommended inflation pressure in his truck tires.

[Jordy]

He maintains the factory recommended inflation pressure in his truck tires.
Hey now, that's important stuff, which I take very seriously. I don't cut the tags off matresses either. ;) :D

[AZJD]

Actually they decided they wanted a v-hull with a cabin so I told them of a nice Warlock I knew of that was available. :D :D :D
Fill er' up and wash her! It's all good, I'll drive! :)

[Rexone1]

It's hard not to say something nice about him since he is constanly swinging from the tip of my penis.