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fourspeednup
06-09-2006, 02:00 PM
We're hosting a party at my work and every division has its own night. The competition has grown pretty fierce between us and one other so in addition to the mechanical bull we want to have midget wrestling. All the ones we have found are in LA and in addition to their pay they want us to fly them out and put them up in hotels...that puts us over budget.
Who's got the hookup? :)
I've seen stranger things spammed here LOL :D :D
redi4fun
06-09-2006, 02:08 PM
Men, We have now reached a new low here at ***boat.
MIDGET PIMPS :)
topless
06-09-2006, 02:08 PM
All I have to say is YOU ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fourspeednup
06-09-2006, 02:15 PM
All I have to say is YOU ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No...if I was sick I would have asked for directions to the donkey show :p
ChumpChange
06-09-2006, 02:18 PM
Just go to www.rent-a-midget.com
fourspeednup
06-09-2006, 02:24 PM
Just go to www.rent-a-midget.com
Thanks....that's what I'm talking about. Looks like they do the So cal area too but it's worth a shot :)
kcvega
06-09-2006, 02:25 PM
No...if I was sick I would have asked for directions to the donkey show :p
How about midget donkeys?
2Driver
06-09-2006, 02:26 PM
What workplace lets you get away with that $hit these days?
:idea: Those twin brother midgets are in town selling the "get rich in real estate" seminars. Perhaps they do night work since the market has slowed? :rollside:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/3347header-Orlando2.gif
fourspeednup
06-09-2006, 02:46 PM
What workplace lets you get away with that $hit these days?
:idea: Those twin brother midgets are in town selling the "get rich in real estate" seminars. Perhaps they do night work since the market has slowed? :rollside:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/3347header-Orlando2.gif
It's my night gig at Sugar Daddy's bar :)
Those guys would be great, all dressed up in $1000 dollar suits and rollin up in their Lambos with smokin hot wives...at least that's what I remember from their 3AM infomercials :D :D
HM
06-09-2006, 02:48 PM
I'd help you out, but I am servicing Topless all weekend.
AZJD
06-09-2006, 02:52 PM
I better be invited!
fourspeednup
06-09-2006, 03:00 PM
I better be invited!
June 22! Be there! The booze hussy's party shouldn't pose any competition but the bar staff may be a threat :D
If our night is the most profitable we're getting some cool stuff...needless to say I'm calling everyone I know in the valley to get their asses in :)
AZJD
06-09-2006, 03:12 PM
June 22! Be there! The booze hussy's party shouldn't pose any competition but the bar staff may be a threat :D
If our night is the most profitable we're getting some cool stuff...needless to say I'm calling everyone I know in the valley to get their asses in :)
PM me details, address and stuff
Jordy
06-09-2006, 04:23 PM
Hey Justin, I wonder what Victor is doing??? :D :D :D
You should be able to fly them out for free. Just put them in your carry on. Problem solved. :D
Do I really have to think of everything here??? :D :D :D
AZJD
06-09-2006, 04:44 PM
Hey Justin, I wonder what Victor is doing??? :D :D :D
:D :D :D
I was thinking the same thing, especially since the last conversation I had with Rob he was telling me how Victor had just turned down a commercial offer he got last week!
Jordy
06-09-2006, 04:46 PM
I was thinking the same thing, especially since the last conversation I had with Rob he was telling me how Victor had just turned down a commercial offer he got last week!
I still think this is Victor with some hair, makeup and a split screen to make him look like twins:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/3347header-Orlando2.gif
:D :D :D