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73beast
01-04-2006, 07:18 PM
Don't know if this has been posted here before.......
Last week I purchased a burger and fries at McDonalds for = $3.58.
The counter girl took my $4.00 and I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies. While looking at the screen on her register, I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.
Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950's:
Teaching Math In 1950
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
Teaching Math In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
Teaching Math In 1990
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)
Teaching Math In 2005
Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera para $100. El cuesto de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?

Phat Matt
01-04-2006, 07:21 PM
Que? :rollside:

cxr133
01-04-2006, 07:21 PM
That is funny.....
but it just occurred to me that i never did find out in all my years of living
what happens:
when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object????

hoolign
01-04-2006, 07:26 PM
Oh no. Pretty soon the math skills will degrade to the same level as the grammar, spelling and punctuation on Hot Boat. ;)
You neglected to insert "humanity"

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:05 PM
Sorry, I'm not familiar with the word.
It rhymes with stupidity

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:12 PM
Hey, you're doing so good at rhyming, maybe we can work on your colors tomorrow. Will start with yellow.
Wear whatever your used to :rolleyes:

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:20 PM
How do you think them up so fast? :rolleyes:
I have a whole SWB data base to C/P from

JetBoatRich
01-04-2006, 08:21 PM
almost makes you laugh that they can not make change with out looking at the screen :mad:
They get screwed up after asking if you have change and can't make adjustments :cry:

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:26 PM
Really? You managed to make a whole database from a couple PMs. You need some new material, you ain't funny in the least.
That is new! I may not be funny ..but your still an idiot

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:29 PM
Ok, fine, I'm an idiot, but at least I'm funny. You're not funny at all. And you're an idiot.
Ohh your funny allright..in a polio kinda way :rolleyes:

Kindsvater Flat
01-04-2006, 08:32 PM
My best is giving $10 to the chick at Taco Bell and receiving change for a $100.
Ask for a recount twice to see if she would catch on. Well the wife and I went to dinner that night on Taco Bell. :D

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:34 PM
And you're scary like a gummie bear smushed in the carpet.
You need help with those phobias...gummy bear :rolleyes:

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:38 PM
Another classic one liner. You're on a roll.
and your still an idiot .... I'm not sure that I would be proud to be on a roll like that.

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:45 PM
I'd rather be an idiot than a sack swinger like you. Come on over and board up my house. It's always funny until someone pokes an eye out.
I think we both know who the sack swinger " is here Sackwavebob

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:49 PM
Yeah, we all know who all the sack swingers are around here. You and your cronies are going to do what? Why don't you doofusi get a mob and wear white bedsheets when you come to my house, it'll make you better targets.
targets for what??

Phat Matt
01-04-2006, 08:51 PM
Feel the love.

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:53 PM
Feel the love.
Better than watching it I suppose :rollside:

JetBoatRich
01-04-2006, 08:53 PM
Feel the love.
another thread takes a twist :rolleyes:

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:54 PM
Good night sack swinger, I'm done with you.
Don't use your swinger lines on me!

Phat Matt
01-04-2006, 08:56 PM
Better than watching it I suppose :rollside:
As long as it's not man love.

hoolign
01-04-2006, 08:59 PM
As long as it's not man love.
Well what SWB does at his parties will hopefully remain a secret :yuk: :D

cxr133
01-04-2006, 09:09 PM
That is funny.....
but it just occurred to me that i never did find out in all my years of living
what happens:
when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object????
DONT argue if you dont know the answer!!! :rollside:

Kilrtoy
01-04-2006, 09:42 PM
Im Rubber and you are Glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you...... :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk: