Cheap Thrills
06-14-2006, 09:14 PM
A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were
asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got
together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones:
1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves to chargers.
(Christopher age 7)
3. Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)
4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea
all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)
6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to
make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans. (William age 7)
8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)
9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy shrink.
(Kevin age 6)
C.T. :wink:
asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got
together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones:
1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves to chargers.
(Christopher age 7)
3. Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)
4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea
all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kyle age 6)
6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
7. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to
make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans. (William age 7)
8. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)
9. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy shrink.
(Kevin age 6)
C.T. :wink: