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Havasu Sport
06-16-2006, 07:37 AM
I'll Start.... 10. Leave boat, and attend anger managment therapy session and return to launch boat.... :220v: 9. Leave boat, find dentist and get needed root canel and return to launch boat... :mad: 8. Leave boat go to local DMV, stand in line, regester boat and trailer and return to launch boat... :cry: Need more!!!!

little rowe boat
06-16-2006, 07:44 AM
#11. Take a spelling class. ( wating ) :D

Cruzzze
06-16-2006, 07:46 AM
...Leave boat, walk to side of ramp, pitch umbrella, sit in chair, open cooler, grab beer, and laugh at husbands yelling at wives backing trailers in..... :mad:

Jen
06-16-2006, 07:52 AM
...Leave boat, walk to side of ramp, pitch umbrella, sit in chair, open cooler, grab beer, and laugh at husbands yelling at wives backing trailers in..... :mad:
Loacte paper plates wife packed for lunch, with sharpie mark plates 0-9 and score said husbands on their ability to drive boat onto trailer after yelling at wives. :argue:

Cruzzze
06-16-2006, 07:58 AM
.....HAHAHA I agree........ :220v:

Havasu Sport
06-16-2006, 08:19 AM
#11. Take a spelling class. ( wating ) :D Thanks for the advice.. need typing & spelling class :cry:

DILLIGAF
06-16-2006, 08:20 AM
Loacte paper plates wife packed for lunch, with sharpie mark plates 0-9 and score said husbands on their ability to drive boat onto trailer after yelling at wives. :argue:
LOL...Nice comeback :)

AZJD
06-16-2006, 08:46 AM
Drill holes in my toe nails!

Froggystyle
06-16-2006, 08:49 AM
I like to sit in the channel and wait it out... :D

MORNING WOOD
06-16-2006, 09:37 AM
go to confession. that should take a while.

djunkie
06-16-2006, 12:21 PM
1. Don't launch at Windsor. Go to that other launch ramp that is less crowded and a lot more mellow.
And don't ask me which one I'm talking about cause I aint telling. :crossx: :crossx:

76ANTHONY
06-16-2006, 12:35 PM
1. Don't launch at Windsor. Go to that other launch ramp that is less crowded and a lot more mellow.
And don't ask me which one I'm talking about cause I aint telling. :crossx: :crossx:
hunt down djunkie and kick his azz and use his boat launch ramp.. :crossx:

djunkie
06-16-2006, 12:36 PM
hunt down djunkie and kick his azz and use his boat launch ramp.. :crossx:
Go ahead and torcher me, I won't talk. :rollside:

76ANTHONY
06-16-2006, 12:37 PM
Go ahead and torcher me, I won't talk. :rollside:
hell with that # 15. court djunkies g/f...... :) :crossx:

djunkie
06-16-2006, 12:39 PM
hell with that # 15. court djunkies g/f...... :) :crossx:
Good luck with that. Shes worse than I am. :rolleyes: :rollside:

Beer-30
06-16-2006, 01:05 PM
Go ahead and torcher me, I won't talk. :rollside:
torture

djunkie
06-16-2006, 01:10 PM
torture
Fricken spelling police!!! You know what I meant :crossx:

Jyruiz
06-16-2006, 01:13 PM
I know the launch ramp DJ is talking about, but I was told I would be killed if I told. I feel like a secret agent. :)

djunkie
06-16-2006, 01:16 PM
I know the launch ramp DJ is talking about, but I was told I would be killed if I told. I feel like a secret agent. :)
Take it to the grave with ya JY. :rollside:

Devil's Advocate
06-16-2006, 01:24 PM
Climb in boat, open cooler with the cold beers chillin', crack one for each idiot in the procession ahead of you, get sauced, take a nap, get up, slug down a water with aspirin, uh, pee (somewhere??), and eat the sandwhich (not with pee on your hands!) you were saving for later. By now you should be able to get your $hit in the water. Get your ass to the channel and start drinking again. And it only took 3 hours! :cry:

Havasu Sport
06-16-2006, 03:25 PM
Go to the local BLM office and ask if the sandbar is still there.

Havasu Sport
06-16-2006, 03:41 PM
1. Don't launch at Windsor. Go to that other launch ramp that is less crowded and a lot more mellow.
And don't ask me which one I'm talking about cause I aint
telling. :crossx: :crossx:
It's got to be Havasu Landing Marina I have stayed over there, never a launch line even on busy weekends

76ANTHONY
06-16-2006, 05:03 PM
Good luck with that. Shes worse than I am. :rolleyes: :rollside:
ummm ok. maybe i'll just drink at the ramp and watch the other drunks then.. :crossx:

termiteguy
06-16-2006, 05:13 PM
launch my boat in parker never a line.
I KNOW F PARKER THERE I SAID IT FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KineticoH20
06-16-2006, 06:54 PM
Read War and Peace!

Kachina26
06-16-2006, 06:58 PM
I know the launch ramp DJ is talking about, but I was told I would be killed if I told. I feel like a secret agent. :)
Been to that ramp, dusted my prop real nice like. You can have it. I just get up before the drunks and wait less than 2 minutes to launch at windsor.

Beer-30
06-16-2006, 08:14 PM
launch my boat in parker never a line.
Oooooo. Went there during Mem Day to try and get on the water. Everywhere was closed. That damn launch is NOT 30' friendly! Trying to turn 56' worth of rig around at that place is not quick and easy!

djunkie
06-16-2006, 09:23 PM
It's got to be Havasu Landing Marina I have stayed over there, never a launch line even on busy weekends
Nope.

djunkie
06-16-2006, 09:24 PM
Get up at 10, pack cooler at 10:30, launch boat at launch ramp at 11, be at the little sandbar at 11:15. Oh, I thought you said Parker. :D
Don't forget to add that after you launch in Parker to watch out for all the wave runners and other lunatics trying to play Johnny racer on the river when its to crowded.

Havasu Sport
06-17-2006, 07:46 AM
Call wife ...tell her you willl be late, leave boat, take girlfriend to get boob job and return to launch boat...... :)