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jbone
06-18-2006, 03:22 PM
Am I the only one that gets bloody boogers at the river??
I go 10+ weekends a year, and every time, I get bloody boogers.
Is this too gross for ***boat??
Bloody boogers, Bloody boogers, Bloody boogers, Bloody boogers.
J

SurfOnH20
06-18-2006, 03:24 PM
Mine tend to be dry and very chunky... :) That's the one thing I look forward to while at the river. I know I wont go hungry :yuk:

GunninGopher
06-18-2006, 03:33 PM
I'll chime in on this one...
Desert Boogers are the worst, but river boogers are a close second.
River Boogers hurt my nose because they're so dry. I end up sticking my finger in the river and snorting water so I don't get a bloody nose.

Nord
06-18-2006, 03:33 PM
lay off the blow.............. :cool:

JetBoatRich
06-18-2006, 03:33 PM
Is this too gross for ***boat??
Only if you post pictures :yuk:

Tom Brown
06-18-2006, 03:53 PM
Am I the only one that gets bloody boogers at the river??
Trim your nails.

Hardly Satisfied
06-18-2006, 04:01 PM
Mind are dry ones :yuk:

AZKC
06-18-2006, 04:46 PM
Its all the stuff in the water, same stuff that causes the River Rash. And your snorting it that can't be good :skull:

GHT
06-18-2006, 04:49 PM
Don't go to the river.... Duh.... :rolleyes:
Unless you like bloody boogers?... :)

moneypit
06-18-2006, 04:54 PM
lick your finger first. :rolleyes:

phebus
06-18-2006, 05:01 PM
Just slurp those baby's down the back of your throat :yuk:

Havasu1986
06-18-2006, 06:26 PM
I thought this was going to be a bloody thread from England

fourspeednup
06-18-2006, 07:15 PM
I get bloody noses all the time...at least once a month. Aggravating as hell but I'm too much of a pussy to get the little arteries in my nose cauterized.
Shit needs to stay lubed up there....no shit....vasaline is the key but chapstick will do in a pinch :)

johnny8052
06-18-2006, 07:18 PM
cocain will do that to ya

River918
06-18-2006, 07:44 PM
Someone had to go there...I know it's not bloody, but here you go... :yuk:
http://fatguy.mojodojo.net/pix/events/winter_retreat_2004/booger.JPG
:yuk:

JetBoatRich
06-18-2006, 07:48 PM
the picture should get the thread deleted :yuk:

River918
06-18-2006, 07:50 PM
We can only hope....

jbone
06-18-2006, 08:35 PM
Okay, so I'm not the only one. Let me get this straight.
Before you pick, lick your fingers. But first make sure the nails are trimmed, and occasionally snort some river water. Chapstick or Vaseline are also good nasal lubricants.
And if you get a red cornflake anyway, just slurp in down.
Thanks,
I Got it.
J

Tom Brown
06-18-2006, 08:44 PM
Quality work, River918. :cool:
:D

MagicMtnDan
06-18-2006, 10:26 PM
Be careful!
http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/Humor/Misc/nosepick.jpg

chase8
06-20-2006, 01:07 PM
Sitting here minding my business eating lunch and like an idiot I just have to click on this snotty thread. Anyone want a partially eaten subway sandwich. The pic put me over the edge.

laveydayz
06-20-2006, 01:12 PM
Someone had to go there...I know it's not bloody, but here you go... :yuk:
http://fatguy.mojodojo.net/pix/events/winter_retreat_2004/booger.JPG
:yuk:
Sure that aint small rock of crack!!!

Ziggy
06-20-2006, 01:43 PM
I'll chime in on this one...
Desert Boogers are the worst, but river boogers are a close second.
River Boogers hurt my nose because they're so dry. I end up sticking my finger in the river and snorting water so I don't get a bloody nose.
I find it interesting that you can snort river water with your finger :p Do you do birthday parties too ? :D :D

GunninGopher
06-20-2006, 07:04 PM
I find it interesting that you can snort river water with your finger :p Do you do birthday parties too ? :D :D
You know, I get it wet and snort it. It keeps the boog's from getting too dry.
Hey man, I didn't start the subject. I'm just trying to help a brother out!!!

jbone
06-20-2006, 07:17 PM
Sitting here minding my business eating lunch and like an idiot I just have to click on this snotty thread. Anyone want a partially eaten subway sandwich. The pic put me over the edge.
Believe me, if you eat fastfood, you've eaten a few of those and many other things.
Thats a whole thread to itself. I think I'll start that topic now.
J

Tremor Girl
06-20-2006, 07:28 PM
Try Nasal Comfort by Zicam or Sinofresh. Both work awesome and were recommended to me by my ENT. Two shots a day in each nostril and no more bloddy boogies or sinus infections :D :D :D