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TOBTEK
06-26-2006, 11:28 PM
AP dated 06-27-2006: Spectre preformance boat company LTD dives into off shore ski racing. After 3 years of TOP SECRET research and development off the Calif and Flordia coasts, The engineers at Spectre are stumped at the continuing number of D.N.F's at this years events, said Hugh Jorgin the companies chief R&D craftsman. Rod Goesinya a spokesperson for the company states they are to employee more modern "west Coast" practices this season to ensure a winning season. Photo's to follow on page 38.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/135spec_1.jpg
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Cont: On a related note. The 2006 corporate sponsor MC DONALDS wasn't pleased with this years results, and are looking WEST for a more mainstream builder which represents a more professional corporate image. Insider sources are saying The Arches may be flying high with a small mom and pop builder out of El Cajon Ca. Dave Hemmingson and crew are excited to be the front runners in the 2007 campain.... one of DCB's finest examples below.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/13510242.jpg
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http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/13510242_8.jpg

ROZ
06-26-2006, 11:59 PM
Rod and Hugh are Toby's neighbors :D No, seriously...just kidding...

MR HARLEY
06-27-2006, 06:55 AM
Cont: On a related note. The 2006 corporate sponsor MC DONALDS wasn't pleased with this years results, and are looking WEST for a more mainstream builder which represents a more professional corporate image. Insider sources are saying The Arches may be flying high with a small mom and pop builder out of El Cajon Ca. Dave Hemmingson and crew are excited to be the front runners in the 2007 campain.
Good stuff DCB! :cool:

Jordy
06-27-2006, 07:04 AM
The only flaw in your theory Tob, is it's "OFFSHORE" ski racing and you and I both know that makes DCLB a non-contender, unless they're pulling a "skier" on rollerblades down PCH. :D

andy01
06-27-2006, 07:31 AM
The pictures of the Spectre above where taken when the new owner was towing it home for the first time. The boat was going to see some snow on the drive home so the shrink wrap guy did that.
Andy

Three Days Only
06-27-2006, 09:31 AM
Hey Tobtek..................
Even with the fake ass Ski pole shirnk wrap holder, That 30' will still run circles around your DCB in whatever water you choose.
Ooh thats right, your boat is not DCB approved for the ocean!!!!! LOL
All the wood in your boat might start to splinter if you runner to hard so be like everyone else and leave them on the beach with towels across the bow to protect the gel coat.
Dont forget to park next too all the other DCB's so you can keep your koolaide havasu gang status quota. You wouldnt want one of those real boats, a skater or something parking next to all of you and stealing your thunder.
McDonalds, didnt you see Supersize Me. McDonalds kills!!!!!

Charley
06-27-2006, 10:44 AM
Hey Tobtek..................
Even with the fake ass Ski pole shirnk wrap holder, That 30' will still run circles around your DCB in whatever water you choose.
Ooh thats right, your boat is not DCB approved for the ocean!!!!! LOL
All the wood in your boat might start to splinter if you runner to hard so be like everyone else and leave them on the beach with towels across the bow to protect the gel coat.
Dont forget to park next too all the other DCB's so you can keep your koolaide havasu gang status quota. You wouldnt want one of those real boats, a skater or something parking next to all of you and stealing your thunder.
McDonalds, didnt you see Supersize Me. McDonalds kills!!!!!
Jeff, just STFU and go flying.... yer not a boater anymore, stop talkin boats...
PS yer dumb

TOBTEK
06-27-2006, 01:51 PM
Hey Tobtek..................
Even with the fake ass Ski pole shirnk wrap holder, That 30' will still run circles around your DCB in whatever water you choose.
Ooh thats right, your boat is not DCB approved for the ocean!!!!! LOL
All the wood in your boat might start to splinter if you runner to hard so be like everyone else and leave them on the beach with towels across the bow to protect the gel coat.
Dont forget to park next too all the other DCB's so you can keep your koolaide havasu gang status quota. You wouldnt want one of those real boats, a skater or something parking next to all of you and stealing your thunder.
McDonalds, didnt you see Supersize Me. McDonalds kills!!!!!
"Even with the fake ass Ski pole shirnk wrap holder, That 30' will still run circles around your DCB in whatever water you choose. " Oh my god, lighten up jeffrey.... was only joking around. Dont go turn this into ANOTHER DCB sux debate :rolleyes:
Even though we probably wont be buying another DCB, they do what they specialize in well. I consider DCB the BMW of boats. You get a very well made SPORT FAMILY boat with all the creature comforts. Yes Skater, Nortech, maybe even Spectre :) will have higher top end numbers. BUT you have to ask yourself, what percent of your usage time is cruising vers pegged? Pretty hard to fight the fact that the 29 and 32 are awesome havasu boats. If you need to play in Lake pacific buy something else. I will take the Blackman FM if I need to go out in the ocean :p
Good to see you around though 3DO, bunch of people going the weekend of the 15th.... get that thing out there .. I'll even sponsor you a bottle of "HotSauce" :)

TOBTEK
06-27-2006, 02:00 PM
The pictures of the Spectre above where taken when the new owner was towing it home for the first time. The boat was going to see some snow on the drive home so the shrink wrap guy did that.
Andy
ya think?????? I knew I liked you cause yer smart :rollside:

Three Days Only
06-27-2006, 02:42 PM
Jeff, just STFU and go flying.... yer not a boater anymore, stop talkin boats...
PS yer dumb
Just ran my pig at Powell last week, and mainly out in the big blue trying to avoid all those wanabe cats with penis's running down the center trying to be real tunnels which end up being modified V's with sponsons. Im just not into that over crowded pee hole you call a lake anymore with a bunch of wannabe ocean cats running down the lake with half the trees from the local forest laminated into their hulls. LOL
Same old Herman Focker!!!!!

Three Days Only
06-27-2006, 02:55 PM
"Even with the fake ass Ski pole shirnk wrap holder, That 30' will still run circles around your DCB in whatever water you choose. " Oh my god, lighten up jeffrey.... was only joking around. Dont go turn this into ANOTHER DCB sux debate :rolleyes:
Even though we probably wont be buying another DCB, they do what they specialize in well. I consider DCB the BMW of boats. You get a very well made SPORT FAMILY boat with all the creature comforts. Yes Skater, Nortech, maybe even Spectre :) will have higher top end numbers. BUT you have to ask yourself, what percent of your usage time is cruising vers pegged? Pretty hard to fight the fact that the 29 and 32 are awesome havasu boats. If you need to play in Lake pacific buy something else. I will take the Blackman FM if I need to go out in the ocean :p
Good to see you around though 3DO, bunch of people going the weekend of the 15th.... get that thing out there .. I'll even sponsor you a bottle of "HotSauce" :)
You fricken kill me, I was only have fun with you Toby. I not heading out anytime soon. Going out over the weekend of June 8 and 9 but to the ocean to hang with a friend from Florida coming in for the race on sunday. Looks like Tom Slick and I are going to fly the course and watch from the air. The weekend your talking about, im flying up north with the wife and kids to hang out on the beach in carmel. Work on my tan which I havent got yet unless you count arms and legs from shorts and tank tops, and drinking some dirty martini's under a cheap cabana in 78 degree heat.
http://www.monterey-carmel.com/DSCF0540.JPG

TOBTEK
06-27-2006, 03:48 PM
sounds like a good plan to me. You should fly down to carlsbad this weekend, pick me up, fly to Havasu to take a ride in Unionjack's new center penis pod F32 with 800efi's in it. It just may make a believer out of you yet :)

THREADED INC.
06-27-2006, 05:45 PM
sounds like a good plan to me. You should fly down to carlsbad this weekend, pick me up, fly to Havasu to take a ride in Unionjack's new center penis pod F32 with 800efi's in it. It just may make a believer out of you yet :)
I got a boarding pass for that boat monday

Havasu Hangin'
06-27-2006, 07:39 PM
I consider DCB the BMW of boats.
DCB = BMW?
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
This is more like it:
http://www.socalcustoms.com/Shows/2005/SEMA/images/IMG_0662.jpg
All "bling"...and no "sting".

Tom Slick
06-27-2006, 07:57 PM
DCB = BMW?
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
This is more like it:
http://www.socalcustoms.com/Shows/2005/SEMA/images/IMG_0662.jpg
All "bling"...and no "sting".
ROTFLMAO I think this is the funniest thing you've put on here...oh and so true!

WetWillie
06-27-2006, 08:00 PM
What a weenie you are!
DCB = BMW?
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
This is more like it:
http://www.socalcustoms.com/Shows/2005/SEMA/images/IMG_0662.jpg
All "bling"...and no "sting".

Charley
06-27-2006, 08:39 PM
Just ran my pig at Powell last week, and mainly out in the big blue trying to avoid all those wanabe cats with penis's running down the center trying to be real tunnels which end up being modified V's with sponsons. Im just not into that over crowded pee hole you call a lake anymore with a bunch of wannabe ocean cats running down the lake with half the trees from the local forest laminated into their hulls. LOL
Same old Herman Focker!!!!!
I got's da Carbon fibre bitch, besides we gonna re-hash this old arguement?? yer almighty skaters have Balsa throughout! those are trees dumshit

ELVIS
06-27-2006, 08:41 PM
just wondering, what does the "racing" stand for in the dcb logo ?

dicudmore
06-27-2006, 09:10 PM
I got's da Carbon fibre bitch, besides we gonna re-hash this old arguement?? yer almighty skaters have Balsa throughout! those are trees dumshit
dammit Charley, just made me spit Dr Pepper on the monitor :220v:

Charley
06-27-2006, 09:12 PM
just wondering, what does the "racing" stand for in the dcb logo ?
It's for all the racing of eliminators, skaters and spectres I do up and down the needles strip.... oh wait all that 2nd hand race technology makes you bench racers feel more important somehow huh?
ah crap just cause I race my boat around, doesn't mean I can put racing in the name huh? that would mean the east coast boys gotta change their names too :cry: :cry:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/38spectre.jpg

Jordy
06-27-2006, 11:20 PM
just wondering, what does the "racing" stand for in the dcb logo ?
And what are they the "WORLD'S BEST" at??? Lake boat??? ;) :D

Kilrtoy
06-27-2006, 11:42 PM
Dont forget to park next too all the other DCB's so you can keep your koolaide havasu gang status quota. You wouldnt want one of those real boats, a skater or something parking next to all of you and stealing your thunder.
Hey focker I hang with you and Im not in a gang

Kilrtoy
06-27-2006, 11:43 PM
DCB = BMW?
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
This is more like it:
http://www.socalcustoms.com/Shows/2005/SEMA/images/IMG_0662.jpg
All "bling"...and no "sting".
HH you are getting better with age... That was some funny shit

Charley
06-28-2006, 06:08 AM
I dont get the joke... this car is flat out bitchen! :D
http://www.socalcustoms.com/Shows/2005/SEMA/images/IMG_0662.jpg

Tom Slick
06-28-2006, 06:19 AM
I dont get the joke... this car is flat out bitchen! :D
http://www.socalcustoms.com/Shows/2005/SEMA/images/IMG_0662.jpg
Puke a little orange and green on it and you'd have a matching tow vehicle. :devil: :D

TOBTEK
06-28-2006, 06:27 AM
And what are they the "WORLD'S BEST" at??? Lake boat??? ;) :D
DCB was awarded 2006 " best craftsmanship" by Powerboat magazine. So, im guessing they dont suck to bad. What did SpecTurd win...... " best hip hop" ??

Charley
06-28-2006, 06:31 AM
DCB was awarded 2006 " best craftsmanship" by Powerboat magazine. So, im guessing they dont suck to bad. What did SpecTurd win...... " best hip hop" ??
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jordy???http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/evilgrin/evilgrin0025.gif

Jordy
06-28-2006, 07:42 AM
DCB was awarded 2006 " best craftsmanship" by Powerboat magazine.
Let me repeat my question since apparently you didn't understand it the way it was phrased: "What exactly is DCLB the 'WORLD'S BEST' at?" :D :D :D
One magazines opinion doesn't constitute the world. ;)
So, im guessing they dont suck to bad.
Calm down Tirekicker1. I never said they suck now did I??? Hell, I've never even seriously said that Kachinas suck. Ooooohhhh, I just used Kachina and DCB in the same sentence. How do you like me now???? :D :D :D

Dave C
06-28-2006, 08:27 AM
holy shiat..... I about shart myself... :crossx: LMAO
DCB = BMW?
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
This is more like it:
http://www.socalcustoms.com/Shows/2005/SEMA/images/IMG_0662.jpg
All "bling"...and no "sting".

UnionJack
06-28-2006, 08:40 AM
I got a boarding pass for that boat monday
Yes you do.... As long as jen lets you out. :cool:

Charley
06-28-2006, 11:53 AM
One magazines opinion doesn't constitute the world. ;)
But probably more valid than some smartass who's owned one cat for about a year or so
DOH!!!!!! :D

Charley
06-28-2006, 11:55 AM
Puke a little orange and green on it and you'd have a matching tow vehicle. :devil: :D
this one matches yer boat
:cry: :cry: :cry:
http://mabryonline.org/parent_info/images/IMG_7389.jpg

Bling Bling
06-28-2006, 12:22 PM
this one matches yer boat
:cry: :cry: :cry:
http://mabryonline.org/parent_info/images/IMG_7389.jpg
Ohhhhh that was good.

yer daddy
06-28-2006, 12:48 PM
ohhh that was sooo good..you really got him there, didn't you...WOW yur funny...i'm still laughing.ha ha hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aahah...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............

Three Days Only
06-28-2006, 12:49 PM
Hey focker I hang with you and Im not in a gang
Im leaving you out of this since you can pack a piece!!!! LOL
ah crap just cause I race my boat around, doesn't mean I can put racing in the name huh? that would mean the east coast boys gotta change their names too
The only difference, some of these manufactures have actually raced (racing being the key word) and won world championships. I still dont see the real big baller racers beating down DCB's doors for race boats.
XOXOXOXO

Jordy
06-28-2006, 01:31 PM
But probably more valid than some smartass who's owned one cat for about a year or so
DOH!!!!!! :D
That still doesn't make them the "WORLD'S BEST" whatever they seem to think they're the "WORLD'S BEST" at... :notam:
World's Best Zip-tie Per Capita perhaps??? :D :D :D
What does me owning a cat have to do with anything??? Doesn't DCLB make a v-hull too??? :idea: :D

Tom Slick
06-28-2006, 03:14 PM
this one matches yer boat
:cry: :cry: :cry:
http://mabryonline.org/parent_info/images/IMG_7389.jpg
That's cause my boat's so fast you can't see it. Heck, it was so fast in that Fountain video that even Reggie didn't know that he got spanked! :p :rollside:

Havasu Hangin'
06-28-2006, 04:05 PM
DCB was awarded 2006 " best craftsmanship" by Powerboat magazine.
Like a DCB, this ghetto "bling bling" pimpmobile probably has some good craftsmanship too (and maybe even won an award or two)...
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/506/74big_pimpin.jpg
...but underneath, it's still a Chevy.

Jordy
06-28-2006, 10:02 PM
<crickets> <echo> :notam:

MR HARLEY
06-29-2006, 07:09 AM
this one matches yer boat
:cry: :cry: :cry:
http://mabryonline.org/parent_info/images/IMG_7389.jpg
:D

Charley
06-29-2006, 07:12 AM
Im leaving you out of this since you can pack a piece!!!! LOL
The only difference, some of these manufactures have actually raced (racing being the key word) and won world championships. I still dont see the real big baller racers beating down DCB's doors for race boats.
XOXOXOXO
Mike Defrees and Bob teague are getting 32's ....I guess if they are going to load their families in them they must think there is something right about them ;)
Never mind what racer's, who as in anyone, has bought a spectre lately?? :cry: :cry: I know someone who can't even give his rainbow circus away He almost had a nibble from akmed mohammed the heir to the prince of bahrain of the 6th royal bank! I heard the seller sent the $100 and everything and the deal still didn't go thru cause akmed saw a picture of it and decided they didn't make a towel for his head that could match the paintjob :cry: :cry: It was the first case in history where one of those email scams actually sent the $100 back out of pity.

mbrown2
06-29-2006, 07:56 AM
I heard the seller sent the $100 and everything and the deal still didn't go thru cause akmed saw a picture of it and decided they didn't make a towel for his head that could match the paintjob :cry: :cry: It was the first case in history where one of those email scams actually sent the $100 back out of pity.
OUCH :crossx: .....that's going to leave another rainbow mark! on his boat:)

Three Days Only
06-29-2006, 03:19 PM
Mike Defrees and Bob teague are getting 32's ....I guess if they are going to load their families in them they must think there is something right about them ;)
Never mind what racer's, who as in anyone, has bought a spectre lately?? :cry: :cry: I know someone who can't even give his rainbow circus away He almost had a nibble from akmed mohammed the heir to the prince of bahrain of the 6th royal bank! I heard the seller sent the $100 and everything and the deal still didn't go thru cause akmed saw a picture of it and decided they didn't make a towel for his head that could match the paintjob :cry: :cry: It was the first case in history where one of those email scams actually sent the $100 back out of pity.
I saw Mike Defrees out at Powell two weeks ago. He looked like he was enjoying his new MTI alot. Maybe he just wants to slum it on the weekends in a DCB. LOL

Three Days Only
06-29-2006, 03:21 PM
Mike Defrees and Bob teague are getting 32's ....I guess if they are going to load their families in them they must think there is something right about them ;)
Never mind what racer's, who as in anyone, has bought a spectre lately?? :cry: :cry: I know someone who can't even give his rainbow circus away He almost had a nibble from akmed mohammed the heir to the prince of bahrain of the 6th royal bank! I heard the seller sent the $100 and everything and the deal still didn't go thru cause akmed saw a picture of it and decided they didn't make a towel for his head that could match the paintjob :cry: :cry: It was the first case in history where one of those email scams actually sent the $100 back out of pity.
How long did it take you to think of that scheme. You must be really busy at work!!!

Charley
06-30-2006, 08:50 AM
ello,
Request for Confidential Business Relationship
First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. I am a high placed official working with Department of State for Finance & Economic Affairs, in Banjul, The Gambia, West Africa. Myself and two other colleagues are currently in need of a silent foreign partner whose bank account we can use to transfer the sum of four hundred and eighty two U.S. dollars. This fund accrued legitimately to us as commission from foreign contracts, though our private connections.
My colleagues and I have purchased a 36' Spectre powerboat recently and would happily include it on the deal if you choose to move forward.
Please, give me your response immediately by return mail.
Yours Faithfully,
Mapalla John.
PS: I declined

Three Days Only
06-30-2006, 09:12 AM
ello,
Request for Confidential Business Relationship
First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. I am a high placed official working with Department of State for Finance & Economic Affairs, in Banjul, The Gambia, West Africa. Myself and two other colleagues are currently in need of a silent foreign partner whose bank account we can use to transfer the sum of four hundred and eighty two U.S. dollars. This fund accrued legitimately to us as commission from foreign contracts, though our private connections.
My colleagues and I have purchased a 36' Spectre powerboat recently and would happily include it on the deal if you choose to move forward.
Please, give me your response immediately by return mail.
Yours Faithfully,
Mapalla John.
PS: I declined
That was smart, since it was a DCB with Spectre logos!!!! Those dudes had no idea how bad they were getting screwed.
LOL