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al cole'holic
06-30-2006, 09:17 AM
...I quit smoking in December, but now I notice the early am coffee has taken over the morning cig for regularity :boxed:

funkybunchjr
06-30-2006, 09:20 AM
Coffee will keep you doing ther peepee dance all morning :)

CBadDad
06-30-2006, 09:28 AM
Yep. But I never smoked, so I can't compare the effectiveness of cigs.
When the GF quit smoking last year she had to take a few puffs every few days to help move things along.
I can't believe I'm sharing in this topic. :redface:

al cole'holic
06-30-2006, 09:45 AM
Yep. But I never smoked, so I can't compare the effectiveness of cigs.
When the GF quit smoking last year she had to take a few puffs every few days to help move things along.
I can't believe I'm sharing in this topic. :redface:
...I can't either :D
A cig in the early morning is like a fatty rat tail of some dirty coke...hahaha

Her454
06-30-2006, 09:54 AM
The only thing coffee keeps me is AWAY! :cry:

Chestah Cheetah
06-30-2006, 09:56 AM
...I quit smoking in December, but now I notice the early am coffee has taken over the morning cig for regularity :boxed:
Yep! Used to spend $4 a day on a pack...now I spend that on a Latte daily. Also currently eating sunflower seeds - been about 3 or 4 months now.

riverracerx
06-30-2006, 10:18 AM
energy drinks do!
And if I have too many Red Bull/Vodkas I am running at the butt all night. Gross huh!

FMluvswater
06-30-2006, 10:21 AM
Coffee and cigs? For regularity? Neither ever had that effect on me. :confused:
+/- 2 quarts water/day and high fibre bread however ... :D

ThongMagnet
06-30-2006, 10:37 AM
A 15 minute walk in the morning will do it.

fat rat
06-30-2006, 10:43 AM
All Bran every morning............nothing like it! :220v:

phebus
06-30-2006, 11:01 AM
Where's Tom Brown? :rollside:

Outnumbered
06-30-2006, 09:33 PM
Maybe you can get in touch with TPC, I hear he has some extra enemas laying around :crossx:
Another thread to be classifed in the TMI column :rolleyes:

Boy Named Sue
06-30-2006, 10:02 PM
What? Tom has nothing clever to say? :)
There is an ancient Bohunk proverb... Coffee gets you going in the morning and keeps you going all day long.
For regularity try red wine or Budweiser. :idea:

cc322
07-01-2006, 05:30 AM
Not sure about the coffee but I am pretty sure this will work
http://www.metamucil.com/products/meta_powders.shtml

Devil's Advocate
07-01-2006, 08:05 AM
Yep. But I never smoked, so I can't compare the effectiveness of cigs.
When the GF quit smoking last year she had to take a few puffs every few days to help move things along.
I can't believe I'm sharing in this topic. :redface:
I don't normally smoke, but I do the same thing. Coffee helps too :coffeycup
Nothing like destroying yourself from drinking the night before to clear that problem up too :yuk:

sorry dog
07-01-2006, 09:08 AM
I think amphetemines work better... and a whole lot cheaper too.

Kim Hanson
07-01-2006, 09:12 AM
I have one word ! BEER ! .........( . )( . )............ :D :D

MRSDRMCAT
07-01-2006, 11:34 AM
t M I !!!!!!