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Sangerboy
01-07-2006, 06:47 AM
Stopped by a local paint shop yesterday, the somewhat esteemed owner was stymied by an apparent breakthrough of new technology that he had never seen before.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/411bottom.jpg
Evidently the Idahoans have leapfrogged ahead of us, developing a new form of bottom "blue" printing that only requires the application (By method of your choice, rumor has it that a spray can was used) of this special "blue" printing paint , and then you are finished.

Sangerboy
01-07-2006, 06:56 AM
As the owner of the previously mentioned facility scratched his head, trying to deconstruct and reverse engineer this new technology, he remembered the words of an informant from the north. Something about "world record speeds" and "super crisp handling". It is said that shortly after these statements were made that the informant pegged the breathalyzer, so the somewhat esteemed owner just knew that they must be true.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/411blue.jpg
Stay tuned for further developments on this exciting new technology.....

vdriver4ever
01-07-2006, 07:09 AM
Damn that ba$tard told me he painted the whole thing!

fltflyn
01-07-2006, 09:43 AM
thats funny :D :D

lindalou
01-07-2006, 09:57 AM
If ya look real close you can see the dreaded HOOK from here. I got your "blue" print hangin Billy. Ya know your a lowlife when you employ somebody else to do your dirtywork. Yeah, you might say I painted around the dolley. So what? The amount of money my brother paid me to paint that boat...he's lucky I was able to put paint on the sides of it, let alone paint the bottom. You guys can all go chomp on something....RCL Magooo

vdriver4ever
01-07-2006, 12:03 PM
Yeah RCL is right I didn't pay him much. It was $100.00 a month for six years because thats how long the SOB had it...

Sangerboy
01-07-2006, 04:22 PM
I got your "blue" print hangin Billy. Ya know your a lowlife when you employ somebody else to do your dirtywork.
Hmmmmm.................."employ" would indicate that somebody got paid for this, wellllll..... it sure wasn't me :idea: :idea: .......Hey Billy............................................. ...

BILLY.B
01-08-2006, 07:15 PM
Stopped by a local paint shop yesterday, the somewhat esteemed owner was stymied by an apparent breakthrough of new technology that he had never seen before.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/411bottom.jpg
Evidently the Idahoans have leapfrogged ahead of us, developing a new form of bottom "blue" printing that only requires the application (By method of your choice, rumor has it that a spray can was used) of this special "blue" printing paint , and then you are finished. What really had me stymied is the blue up front on the keel. According to Pat, RCLM (Rattle Can Lou Magoo) told him it would turn better with the blue rather then white. Less friction. Air must be real thin up in Boise!!!! :rollside:

DUCKY
01-10-2006, 01:53 PM
Wow, I have got to get me some of that paint! It would save me countless hours here at the shop! :rolleyes:

Rattle Can Lou
01-10-2006, 02:01 PM
No problem. I sell it by the rattle can, pint, quart, gallon. I prefer the 55 gallon drum method the best. In fact if your in town, you can come by the River Rats II premiere and watch me personally open a 55 gallon drum of this product. Oh wait, thats the 55 gallon drum of whoop ass I'm going to pour all over Billy when he gets there.

BILLY.B
01-10-2006, 08:47 PM
In fact if your in town, you can come by the River Rats II premiere and watch me personally open a 55 gallon drum of this product. Oh wait, thats the 55 gallon drum of whoop ass I'm going to pour all over Billy when he gets there. Boy Magoo you have me shaken in my boots.

dmontzsta
01-10-2006, 08:55 PM
lol.
Dont worry Billy, he has threatened me too. It seems Lou is coming here to clean house. Watch out SoCal, Hurricane Lou is spinning in to town. :)

BILLY.B
01-10-2006, 09:04 PM
lol.
Watch out SoCal, Hurricane Lou is spinning in to town. :) Oh he's spinning into town alright. Spinning right to the nearest gay bar. :).....Oh by the way, did I forget to mention that in Boise Magoo does body paint as a side line. He goes door to door wearing a cape, v-neck t-shirt, polk a dotted thong, and a new pair of ballerina dance shoes. Quite the look wouldn't you say!!!! :rollside:

dmontzsta
01-10-2006, 09:05 PM
Oh he's spinning into town alright. Spinning right to the nearest gay bar. :).....Oh by the way, did I forget to mention that in Boise Magoo does body paint as a side line. He goes door to door wearing a cape, v-neck t-shirt, polk a dotted thong, and a new pair of ballerina dance shoes. Quite the look wouldn't you say!!!! :rollside:
LMAO.
The homos at the gay bar would love to blue print his bottom, especially if he comes spinning in to town in his body paint outfit.
rock on Lou! :)

vdriver4ever
01-11-2006, 07:01 AM
Brother Lou really is a nice guy, he has just been in a bad mood for 53 years!

Dave Sammons
01-11-2006, 06:14 PM
Pat,
Since I've known you you have always impressed me as a guy that wants his stuff to run hard and look good. You know I'm not one who wants to cause any family fueds :D , but, I gotta tell ya it appears your stock car is only hitting half of your standards.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/5187rocky_mount_challenge_series_032.jpg
2004
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/5187RMCS_5_7_05_Meridian_665.jpg
2005
I know RCL told you that he uses a "SPECIAL" black paint, isn't that the way the body panels come from the factory? :confused: :confused: At least he changes the roof and hood colors every year! I guess he just sets'em on the ground and Krylon's 'em with whatever color is on sale at Home Depot! Am I guessin' pretty close on this????

BILLY.B
01-11-2006, 06:29 PM
Pat,
Since I've known you you have always impressed me as a guy that wants his stuff to run hard and look good. You know I'm not one who wants to cause any family fueds :D , but, I gotta tell ya it appears your stock car is only hitting half of your standards.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/5187rocky_mount_challenge_series_032.jpg
2004
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/5187RMCS_5_7_05_Meridian_665.jpg
2005
I know RCL told you that he uses a "SPECIAL" black paint, isn't that the way the body panels come from the factory? :confused: :confused: At least he changes the roof and hood colors every year! I guess he just sets'em on the ground and Krylon's 'em with whatever color is on sale at Home Depot! Am I guessin' pretty close on this???? Nice work Dave!!!!. That be like me running my boat primered. And I bet come 2006 and with "RCL Magoo" spending all his time on the internet the hood, roof, & decklid won't be painted either. :cry: :argue:

Dave Sammons
01-11-2006, 06:41 PM
Nice work Dave!!!!. That be like me running my boat primered. And I bet come 2006 and with "RCL Magoo" spending all his time on the internet the hood, roof, & decklid won't be painted either. :cry: :argue:
Billy, am I wrong?? You're the professional...There's no paint on those fenders and grill...is there???? The guy's been BSin' his own brother!!!!

BILLY.B
01-11-2006, 07:24 PM
Billy, am I wrong?? You're the professional...There's no paint on those fenders and grill...is there???? The guy's been BSin' his own brother!!!!The grille is a part you buy. The headlights are stickers and the fenders come black. The only reason the hood, roof, & trunk are painted is because they come white. When I helped a buddy of mine run a late model I actually had to paint it for him. Stupid me.. :cry: Should of taken leasons from my dear friend Magoo. :rollside: :)

vdriver4ever
01-11-2006, 10:07 PM
Ok now you guys have hit my hot botton. Yes, I like my stuff nice. And yes, RCL decided to paint the car f@*cking flat black to match the bumpers... I asked him the first time it showed up that way... Why the hell would you paint my race car flat black? His response was "because I got the paint for $60.00. I asked him if I had spent another $60.00 bucks could I have gotten some shine?
This past year I went out to the race shop only to find my nephew putting that shit yellow and flat black body on the car. I went into shock. I said how could he have painted this thing such an un ugly f@*cking color?
I am telly you guys the truth when I say, this is what motivated me to have my Nordskog redone. I figured why don't you restore the boat where people will paint it the color you want?
I have not been told what color "MY" race car will be in 2006. I can tell you that it will be some form of primer black. I swear sometimes I wipe WD40 on it just to see what it would look like with a little gleam....

vdriver4ever
01-12-2006, 06:42 AM
RCL called me late last night before getting on a plane to LA for the premier. He told me he will not be near the computer for a few days, however he will be bring his can of woop a$$ with him... :)

BILLY.B
01-12-2006, 07:56 AM
RCL called me late last night before getting on a plane to LA for the premier. He told me he will not be near the computer for a few days, however he will be bring his can of woop a$$ with him... :)He called my cell phone last night. DAMN I missed it. :cry: :cry: . Sure gonna miss him :rollside: .

dmontzsta
01-12-2006, 08:04 AM
I wonder if he found his way to the homo bar?
:)

Dave Sammons
01-12-2006, 08:51 AM
He called my cell phone last night. DAMN I missed it. :cry: :cry: . Sure gonna miss him :rollside: .
Left one for me as well. Imagine the worst Roy Obereson imitation you've ever heard, with him singing..."It's Over, It's Over, It's OOOUUUOOOVERRRRR! and then something about my butt buddy up north and me going down when he gets here. I'm REALLY worried! :2purples: :2purples: