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RitcheyRch
07-10-2006, 12:07 PM
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing a tank top and tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

HocusPocus
07-10-2006, 12:24 PM
thats a keeper. :)

Run_em_Hard
07-10-2006, 12:25 PM
Thats pretty funny.

Hardly Satisfied
07-10-2006, 12:39 PM
that was good

DeeCandyBar
07-10-2006, 01:38 PM
very funny

fat rat
07-10-2006, 01:44 PM
Best I heard in a long time.........thanx! :D

RitcheyRch
07-10-2006, 02:49 PM
Glad you guys enjoyed.

TRUMP TIGHT
07-10-2006, 03:25 PM
I think i will run down to Home Depot and give em a hand!:D

OCMerrill
07-10-2006, 04:21 PM
Nice!

Kilrtoy
07-10-2006, 04:59 PM
cute little story

Ziggy
07-10-2006, 05:14 PM
I found her !!!! Can I keep her mom? can I, can I ? huh ? :p
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RitcheyRch
07-10-2006, 06:24 PM
Me likey.
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