RitcheyRch
07-11-2006, 10:48 AM
This is an Actual Letter Sent To The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes Senator.
I think that all of the ones that voted for this same bill should have to
answer
each and every one of us as to the contents of this letter.
_____________
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for
which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when
I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone
figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have
had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of
avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is
there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would
yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy
taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
I think that all of the ones that voted for this same bill should have to
answer
each and every one of us as to the contents of this letter.
_____________
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes,
As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue
Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the
Immigration and Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the
process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal
alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for
which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when
I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone
figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have
had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of
avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is
there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would
yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy
taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school
applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal
(retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would
be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,