Am I a sucker or what?

[topless]

So my fiance's friend has been over to our house a few times for a BBQ. His wife calls me yesterday to ask if she can have a birthday party for her brother here. I tell her to talk to Derrick. Of course he says yes because they tell us they will only be here for about an hour and will clean up their mess. They are here now and her entire family is here including the 300lb sister who has no money. Not only are they using the pool but they are now baking the birthday cake, brought stuff to bbbq, and are inviting all their friends. Now remember, I only know the husband and wife. They have their own house so I'm feel being taken advantage of. I don't even know the rest of the people here and they are acting like it is their house. Oh yeah, and they have a 2 month old baby who they don't want to watch so guess what I'm doing. I just feel like a sucker. OK, done venting. :mad:

[Tom Brown]

It's time to show them the match trick. :cool:

[topless]

It's time to show them the match trick. :cool:No, these people will all start trying it. LOL

[Tom Brown]

Perhaps the men will try it with semen. :idea:

[No Name]

So my fiance's friend has been over to our house a few times for a BBQ. His wife calls me yesterday to ask if she can have a birthday party for her brother here. I tell her to talk to Derrick. Of course he says yes because they tell us they will only be here for about an hour and will clean up their mess. They are here now and her entire family is here including the 300lb sister who has no money. Not only are they using the pool but they are now baking the birthday cake, brought stuff to bbbq, and are inviting all their friends. Now remember, I only know the husband and wife. They have their own house so I'm feel being taken advantage of. I don't even know the rest of the people here and they are acting like it is their house. Oh yeah, and they have a 2 month old baby who they don't want to watch so guess what I'm doing. I just feel like a sucker. OK, done venting. :mad:
That sucks…..BTW is the 300lb sister with no money single? :idea: :)

[Ziggy]

I bet they won't ever have a party there again, Huh Ali? There won't be a next time. Write it off to your big heart.
.
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and here I thought this thread might be a poll....Sucker or swallower...:D :p

[topless]

That sucks…..BTW is the 300lb sister with no money single? :idea: :)No, her 400lb husband is doing cannon balls in my pool. I might need to refill it in the morning.

[topless]

I just cleaned up the jar of salsa they just spilled all over the kitchen floor. GOD I hope this is over soon.

[uvindex]

Oh yeah, and they have a 2 month old baby who they don't want to watch so guess what I'm doing. Tell them that you want to show them the "Michael Jackson Dangling Baby" trick -- that should get you relieved from babysitting duty. Good luck! :)

[topless]

You're getting married??? :D :DI've been engaged for 2 years but I just won't set a date.................anytime soon. When it happens, you guys will be the first to know but until then, I keep my midget on the side.

[No Name]

No, her 400lb husband is doing cannon balls in my pool. I might need to refill it in the morning.
LMAO.. :)

[topless]

Tell them that you want to show them the "Michael Jackson Dangling Baby" trick -- that should get you relieved from babysitting duty. Good luck! :)
LMAO!!!! That doesn't seem to phase them. Last time they were here, we were playing yatzee but daddy was too drunk to play so mommy gave him the baby to watch. He was passed out in a chair holding her.

[Tom Brown]

Hey Top, I'll bet you could use some LePages to stick a burning 15 foot fur tree to the fat one's tit.
How about giving it a go and posting up? :)

[topless]

I just need to get some pictures so you can feel my pain.

[topless]

Oh, they've been here for an hour and no sign of Birthday boy. Should I herd them out?

[Tom Brown]

Set the alarm clock out in the living room. When it goes off, thank them for coming by! :D

[topless]

Set the alarm clock out in the living room. When it goes off, thank them for coming by! :DThey have already overstayed their welcome when the whales arrived

[JB in so cal]

Do I hear banjos? :)

[BoatPI]

At least u could put a harness around the 300 pounder and plow for a summer crop. ...Corn grows fast.

[topless]

I'll be right back. I think I'll snap a few shots of the bigguns out there.

[Tom Brown]

Post up, Top. :cool:

[lewiville]

set the smoke alarm off...............and then call 911
wheres the pics??????

[topless]

I'll be right back. I think I'll snap a few shots of the bigguns out there.
SHIT!!!! The batteries in the camera are dead. Going to the store now.

[lewiville]

save the whales harpooooon a fat chick

[topless]

HA HA!!! Found batteries, be right back! :crossx:

[AirtimeLavey]

This one's gonna go all night longgg... :crossx:

[topless]

Firstm pic
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0003-med.JPG

[topless]

2nd pic
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0002-med.jpg

[lewiville]

you have got to be kinding me!

[Tom Brown]

Uncle! Uncle! :eek:

[RAMROD]

omg :yuk:

[lewiville]

did she get dropped in with a crane or what?????????????

[topless]

you have got to be kinding me!
Why the hell do you think I'm on the computer? I don't want to watch her eat/

[Daytona100]

Hey Topless Im thinking about having a HUGE party for my daughter for her 16th birthday. Do you think we could use your pad for 30 or so kids? We will bring the food if you can cook and clean it. Also most will be SLEEPING over and will require some sort of breakfast in the morning. So what do you say can we ink it or what!!! :yuk:

[uvindex]

:)
http://www.***boat.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=15506&stc=1

[lewiville]

wheres the pic's of her eating the Junny Craig special??? Better yet lets see you guys cat fight :) and then throw her whale of an ass in the pool if theres any water left.

[RitcheyRch]

Now thats funny.
http://www.***boat.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=15506&stc=1[/QUOTE]

[DaveA]

I noticed that Big Bertha ain't moving too far from the grill. Will the chef even get it onto the plate before she swipes it up like a big ole bear snatching a salmon?
BTW, that ain't 300 lbs. THAT'S the 400 pounder! :rolleyes:
Looks like she's runnin' outa room in them shorts for the next feedin'.....
/

[Daytona100]

i think i see nipples? :cry: :cry: :cry:
I think them are kneecaps!!

[RitcheyRch]

The backyard looks huge. Where do you live?

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

maybe we should all go to your house and show them all how to party. :crossx:

[Classic Daycruiser]

How often do you just say no???

[topless]

Hey Topless Im thinking about having a HUGE party for my daughter for her 16th birthday. Do you think we could use your pad for 30 or so kids? We will bring the food if you can cook and clean it. Also most will be SLEEPING over and will require some sort of breakfast in the morning. So what do you say can we ink it or what!!! :yuk:As long as you bring the food.....................big girl just ate all mine.

[topless]

maybe we should all go to your house and show them all how to party. :crossx:That sounds like the best plan yet.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

That sounds like the best plan yet.
I'll be there in a few hours. I need a good party, and your house seems to be in need for one. plastic and baby oil. :p

[topless]

I'll be there in a few hours. I need a good party, and your house seems to be in need for one. plastic and baby oil. :p
I dunno, Granny might have a heart attack anf biggun would squash us.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I dunno, Granny might have a heart attack anf biggun would squash us.
maybe granny will get ran over by a raindeer. :rollside:

[soupersonic]

2nd pic
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0002-med.jpg
That is what you call a wide track,someone tells her to haul azz and she has to make at least 2 trips :) Ill bet Tom Brown could make a killing selling her some of his special bran muffins.

[topless]

Now they're yelling at the kids louder than rednecks.

[topless]

These people are clueless. They all saw me take thoe picture and wanted me to email the pics to them. Geat phto album I guess.

[Daytona100]

That is what you call a wide track,someone tells her to haul azz and she has to make at least 2 trips :) Ill bet Tom Brown could make a killing selling her some of his special bran muffins.
Man I hope she isnt thinking about jumping in the pool that would be a tragedy.

[soupersonic]

Man I hope she isnt thinking about jumping in the pool that would be a tragedy.
She already did, it cost Topless $38 at 7 cents a gallon to refill the pool.

[topless]

The backyard looks huge. Where do you live?That's not even half the backyard......(damn that felt good saying that.)

[Krazy K]

Looks like she is suffering from a bad case of Dunlop's Disease!!
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DUNLOP Tires, Get it? HA HA

[topless]

She already did, it cost Topless $38 at 7 cents a gallon to refill the pool.I need to have a fund raiser to refill my pool. Next time there will be a scale at the door with a weight limiter. :crossx:

[soupersonic]

I need to have a fund raiser to refill my pool. Next time there will be a scale at the door with a weight limiter. :crossx:
Or you could make all the doors 2' wide so they cant get in :p
I wonder if she has ever heard of salad?

[topless]

What really is getting me a little irritated is that I walk outside IN MY OWN BACKYAYRD!!!! and people are asking ME who do I know and why am I here because this is suppose to be family and close friends. I told them I am just here to clean up after them..............GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[topless]

Or you could make all the doors 2' wide so they cant get in :p
I wonder if she has ever heard of salad?Well she did eat a shit load of that jello salad crap with marshmellows and whipped cream before she ate the birthday cake......................she's trying.

[TRUMP TIGHT]

It looks like BIG MOMMA'S thighs ate her shorts...wtf!!:eek:
LMAO!!! This is classic!!:D:D:D

[soupersonic]

What really is getting me a little irritated is that I walk outside IN MY OWN BACKYAYRD!!!! and people are asking ME who do I know and why am I here because this is suppose to be family and close friends. I told them I am just here to clean up after them..............GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WTF ??? You are way to nice,i would show them the door.If you dont know who someone is,ask someone you do know, who it is.Thats plain rude.I would be telling them its my bedtime and i have to work early in the AM.

[myoung]

What really is getting me a little irritated is that I walk outside IN MY OWN BACKYAYRD!!!! and people are asking ME who do I know and why am I here because this is suppose to be family and close friends. I told them I am just here to clean up after them..............GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Damn, you're tolerant, that one would be led to the door at my house.

[lewiville]

Topless,
who is the red head over the left shoulder of the pork shoulder?

[73kona455]

call Sea World and tell them you found Shamu..... :rolleyes:

[73kona455]

or call Goodyear and tell them you found their missing Blimp

[topless]

Topless,
who is the red head over the left shoulder of the pork shoulder?Go to Mavericks on Saturdays and you'll see her. Her name is Tabitha

[4day!!]

OOOOOPH! She's a BBIIGG ONE!!
I bet she's got places she can't reach with a wash cloth and could stink a toilet something fierce. YIKES!!! Quick go lock your bathroom and let her dump out in the south 40 and hopefully you have a back hoe.
Fat bottom girls!!
Get on your bikes and ride

[topless]

People are finally staring to leave.....................except the BIGGUNS! Shit I think they are licking the cake crumbs frum the table!!!!! :cry:

[DILLIGAF]

Topless...this thread is pretty funny. WTF, kick em out already.

[Daytona100]

Take pics of the grazing so we can use it as a diet aid!!!!! :idea:

[topless]

I'm trying to herd them out now.........I have one more redneck story but need some pics for backup......Be right back. :crossx:

[topless]

Ok, uploading the pics now..................still trying to herd them out but they are in the back yard literally crying. I had to come inde. OMG!!!!!!!!

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Ok, uploading the pics now..................still trying to herd them out but they are in the back yard literally crying. I had to come inde. OMG!!!!!!!!
Why are they crying? Did they run out of food?

[uvindex]

Ok, uploading the pics now..................still trying to herd them out but they are in the back yard literally crying. I had to come inde. OMG!!!!!!!!If they're crying now the fighting and brawling can't be far behind. Might as well and call the law now and save yourself the inconvenience later. :)

[topless]

If they're crying now the fighting and brawling can't be far behind. Might as well and call the law now and save yourself the inconvenience later. :)I even put my bathing suit on but the water in the pool is too low to dive in now.

[DILLIGAF]

I even put my bathing suit on but the water in the pool is too low to dive in now.
Can we see that pic?

[unleashed]

Firstm pic
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0003-med.JPG
WOw...thats got the makings of one huge Camel Toe.
Topless...send em back to the trailer park before your home ends up on an episode of cops!! LOL
Deano
Unleashedclothing (http://www.unleashedclothing.com) :crossx:

[JB in so cal]

You better line the sides of the pool with some molly grease in case the water gets low

[JB in so cal]

By the looks of that biggen, I'd say someone's gonna have a 2" X 4" strapped to their ass tonight. Keeps from fallin' all the way in!

[topless]

Now this is the biological daughter of there parents.................tell me what you think.
daughter
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0001-med.jpg
Mommy
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634mom-med.JPG
And Daddy...... now what's wrong with this picture?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634dad-med.jpg

[FMluvswater]

Someone else shot the beaver. :idea: :D

[sea2lake]

looks like the gardner has some splaining to do

[topless]

there was something more in that wood pile than just a spider.

[Daytona100]

Looks like mommy needs to back away from the buffet!!!!! :idea:

[Her454]

I wanna know how you have time to be the Jenny Craig Police, BBQ, Babysit and post pics all at the same time..........you are the true post *****.
Go to bed biatch, you are going to be as hungover as DILLIGAF and baby TRUMPTIGHT. :rollside:

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Now this is the biological daughter of there parents.................tell me what you think.
daughter
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0001-med.jpg
Mommy
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634mom-med.JPG
And Daddy...... now what's wrong with this picture?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634dad-med.jpg
He must have used a turkey baster because he would have to have a 6ft penis to get to that!!:messedup:

[sea2lake]

Jerry Springer show waiting to happen

[Daytona100]

Oh by the way more pics of you and less of the bohemith. :)

[topless]

I wanna know how you have time to be the Jenny Craig Police, BBQ, Babysit and post pics all at the same time..........you are the true post *****.
Go to bed biatch, you are going to be as hungover as DILLIGAF and baby TRUMPTIGHT. :rollside:LMAO!!!!!!!! Biggund finally left (bout 10 mins ago)
I'll talk to you tomorrow because it is funnier in real words.

[moneypit]

Firstm pic
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0003-med.JPG
Is that a watch or a Tournaquet? I bet shes had that thing on since 4th grade.
.

[topless]

Oh by the way more pics of you and less of the bohemith. :)
I was taking the pics........didn't turn the camera around to me.

[DILLIGAF]

ROTFLOL...I had to see those pics before I signed off.....lol

[TRUMP TIGHT]

I wanna know how you have time to be the Jenny Craig Police, BBQ, Babysit and post pics all at the same time..........you are the true post *****.
Go to bed biatch, you are going to be as hungover as DILLIGAF and baby TRUMPTIGHT. :rollside:
Repeat after me
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
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Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
and maybe a shot in the morning!:D

[Her454]

LMAO!!!!!!!! Biggund finally left (bout 10 mins ago)
I'll talk to you tomorrow because it is funnier in real words.
Call me at work, had a rough nite myself, I'll need to vent. :rolleyes: :rollside: :cry:

[Her454]

Repeat after me
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
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Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
Vitamin b12
and maybe a shot in the morning!:D
ROTFLMFAO......................Grasshopper learn quick...................Touche' :rollside:

[Tom Brown]

Someone else shot the beaver. :idea: :D
:D

[Daytona100]

Call me at work, had a rough nite myself, I'll need to vent. :rolleyes: :rollside: :cry:
We need your number if were all gonna call you tommorrow!!! :rolleyes:

[topless]

We need your number if were all gonna call you tommorrow!!! :rolleyes:I have it but thanks for the concern.

[lewiville]

get a pic of the red head!!!! I think im in love...............

[Tom Brown]

How's the party going, Ali? Has the birthday boy shown up yet?

[kanedog]

Had a similar sitch at our house too! Open invitation for our friends anytime. Our friends hubby invites his uncle, uncles kids, his mom, dad, friend and friends kids and dog and stays at our house while we are away. We knew they were going to stay there while we were away, but there was no mention of 10 extra people and dog. I cant believe I had to have a conversation with a 36yr old that went like this - "the invitation is for you and your wife and child only. Not for your all your friends and relatives who I dont know AND their dog! You took advantage of my wife and I and thats not cool." His reply was " I was under the impression that as long as we left the house in better shape than when we got there, it was ok." Uh, no.
Another friend calls and says Me and darryl are gonna go up to your place this weekend. Freshly bitten from the last taker advantager of, I quickly replied, "the invitation is for you and your wife and child, NOT your friend(s)."
Are people clueless or do all people think when they get invited somewhere they think its ok to invite some else??????????
Dont know if my point is clear or not, but if someone invites me somewhere or to do something, I sure dont call another friend and invite them. WTF?

[Her454]

I have it but thanks for the concern.
Biatch! Don't be cuttin in on my game cuz your jealous and engaged to whats his name!

[topless]

Biatch! Don't be cuttin in on my game cuz your jealous and engaged to whats his name!
That's MR Stray dog to you. :mad:

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Biatch! Don't be cuttin in on my game cuz your jealous and engaged to whats his name!
I believe its midget!:idea:

[Her454]

Would a high class dog collar and leash be unappropriate for a wedding present? I'd hate to be out of line...................... being the lady that I am....................... :rollside:

[topless]

I believe its midget!:idea:Are you insinuating that I'm sleeping with a HB forum :220v: member???? You should be ashamed of yourself for thinking such a thing!

[topless]

Would a high class dog collar and leash be unappropriate for a wedding present? I'd hate to be out of line...................... being the lady that I am....................... :rollside:As long as it comes with a muzzle.

[TRUMP TIGHT]

I've been engaged for 2 years but I just won't set a date.................anytime soon. When it happens, you guys will be the first to know but until then, I keep my midget on the side.
:idea:

[DRMCAT]

I sure hope you are not on a raised foundation, with the stress of that load.......... Congrats on their departure!
That's a big B@*CH!

[topless]

I sure hope you are not on a raised foundation, with the stress of that load.......... Congrats on their departure!
That's a big B@*CH!And you guys thought I was exaggerating.

[Kilrtoy]

So does this mean OUR SEX PARTY IS CANCELLED

[DRMCAT]

Did she really "jump" into your pool? It must even be more disgusting if she took those shorts off............. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just threw up in my mouth.............

[Kilrtoy]

Did she really "jump" into your pool? It must even be more disgusting if she took those shorts off............. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just threw up in my mouth.............
OMG read that almost made me throw up and I did get the shakes

[topless]

She really did jump in the pool. AND took her shorts off. It was rather sexy if you're into fat chicks who cry to try to get some money from you. I did hide the candy but sure as shit, they took hoime every ounce of food they brought.

[topless]

So does this mean OUR SEX PARTY IS CANCELLEDWhy would I cancell that.........It is number 1 priority.

[Tom Brown]

When she cries, tell her you'll give her a discount on the pool maintenance fees she owes you.

[Kilrtoy]

Why would I cancell that.........It is number 1 priority.
I get first dibs on you before all the ladies tear you up

[DRMCAT]

She really did jump in the pool. AND took her shorts off. It was rather sexy if you're into fat chicks who cry to try to get some money from you. I did hide the candy but sure as shit, they took hoime every ounce of food they brought.
I can't believe there was any food left to take home. From the looks of her, she has not missed many meals lately..............

[Kilrtoy]

Now this is the biological daughter of there parents.................tell me what you think.
daughter
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0001-med.jpg
Mommy
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634mom-med.JPG
And Daddy...... now what's wrong with this picture?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634dad-med.jpg
I SWEAR I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN EVER IN MY LIFE

[No Name]

You all can say want you want about her but she really isn’t that bad. And I’ll bet she’s tons of fun. :)
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0002-med.jpg

[topless]

I am just so disgusted right now. She was an absolute pig. Her daughter who looks a little mexican wanted to stay with me and cried until they left. Big Momma Bertha started crying too because she said she drove here with no money. Damn good thing I left for the drama. I prefer to get my drama here.

[topless]

I SWEAR I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN EVER IN MY LIFE
Well Rosie does look quite a bit like you. Please tell me you were only experimenting.

[No Name]

I am just so disgusted right now. She was an absolute pig. Her daughter who looks a little mexican wanted to stay with me and cried until they left. Big Momma Bertha started crying too because she said she drove here with no money. Damn good thing I left for the drama. I prefer to get my drama here.
Well I’m glad it’s over for you now. I will have to admit it was a good thread. 6 pages in under 6 hours. :)

[CARLSON-JET]

Topless, Thank you for sharring. That has to be one of the best threads I have read in a long time. Now If I can just get the image of that backless mumu from burning my eyes... eewwwooww!! :-) R.B.

[acatitude]

Hey Topless, me and a friend were kinda looking for a place to have a little b-day party....... I swear its just the two of us.......we will bring our own food and goose..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[topless]

Topless, Thank you for sharring. That has to be one of the best threads I have read in a long time. Now If I can just get the image of that backless mumu from burning my eyes... eewwwooww!! :-) R.B.You have no idea how many more pictures I have but I like you all too much to post them/

[topless]

Hey Topless, me and a friend were kinda looking for a place to have a little b-day party....... I swear its just the two of us.......we will bring our own food and goose..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:Well, I'll take the goose then decide.

[Rexone]

After reading all this I'd say yes, with a capital S. lmao.
better check the slap around the barbie for stress cracks. Hopefully it has steel mesh in er.

[acatitude]

big old male goose that is, lmao :yuk:

[Rexone]

Now this is the biological daughter of there parents.................tell me what you think.
daughter
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0001-med.jpg
Mommy
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634mom-med.JPG
And Daddy...... now what's wrong with this picture?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634dad-med.jpg
Definately some good Springer material. :)

[Kilrtoy]

Well Rosie does look quite a bit like you. Please tell me you were only experimenting.
Im always up for new stuff, but damn, i draw the line on 150 pounds

[Tom Brown]

i draw the line on 150 pounds
You could put a couple of lines on her.

[Rexone]

You could put a couple of lines on her.
Possibly 3 I'm thinkin.

[Drift]

2nd pic
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0002-med.jpg
OUCH!...MY EYES!!!!!
DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN,
Ohp, yep I just threw up in my mouth.
This thread should have had a warning.

[DRMCAT]

There is no way that cute little girl came from their loins. Their breeding would look something like this....http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/21655223

[Kilrtoy]

OUCH!...MY EYES!!!!!
DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN,
Ohp, yep I just threw up in my mouth.
This thread should have had a warning.
PHOT CHOP HER SKINNY

[No Name]

Is that a watch or a Tournaquet? I bet shes had that thing on since 4th grade..
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0003-med.JPG :D

[topless]

What i s sad is they had 2 little boys who have white blomd hair and light blue eyes. I'm thinking Bertha had a Sancho.

[Drift]

PHOT CHOP HER SKINNY
I may have skills, but there is only so much I can do. It's going to take me a while.... I don't know if I wanna (scared kid voice)
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Drift]

There is no way that cute little girl came from their loins. Their breeding would look something like this....http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/21655223
WTF is that thing?
:220v:

[Kilrtoy]

I may have skills, but there is only so much I can do. It's going to take me a while.... I don't know if I wanna (scared kid voice)
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
ROTFLMAO

[DRMCAT]

Sometime I just can't help myself..........

[blackcloud75]

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0003-med.JPG :D
One last surf through the threads then I roll up on this!!!!!!!!
Now I won't be able to sleep..........not the way I wanted to start out the first 24 hours of a 96 hour shift

[DRMCAT]

I hope that is not her piss on the floor...............

[Kilrtoy]

I hope that is not her piss on the floor...............
OH SHIT, that just sent it over the top

[blackcloud75]

I hope that is not her piss on the floor...............
Now that is sounding too much like work!!!!!!! At least the 5 of us wouldn't have to lift her since she is already upright...."Ma'am do you think you can walk to the gurney?"

[DRMCAT]

Now that is sounding too much like work!!!!!!! At least the 5 of us wouldn't have to lift her since she is already upright...."Ma'am do you think you can walk to the gurney?"
Thank god for those rubber boots you guys get. They are life savers.

[ROZ]

AND TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR TOILET BEFORE SHE LEFT!!!
THE HORRRA!!!!!
On second thought, she probably would have gotten stuck between the bathroom counter and shower doors had she been able to wedge herself onto the toilet in the first place :D
So does your boyfriend read ***boat? :D

[Goober]

i cant stop laughing. I just got this image of her on a boat with her on one side and everyone else on the other.

[topless]

AND TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR TOILET BEFORE SHE LEFT!!!
THE HORRRA!!!!!
On second thought, she probably would have gotten stuck between the bathroom counter and shower doors had she been able to wedge herself onto the toilet in the first place :D
So does your boyfriend read ***boat? :DJHe used to but thinks we're all stupid now. I told him about this thread but he doesn't really care. I'm just glad the whole thing is over!!!!

[topless]

One thing that did scare me last night was that biggun decided not only to sit in the swivel chair that rocks but to rock it like it was a playground swing. I walked outside and looked in horror thinking it was going to break at any minute. All I could thin of was that movie shallow Hal.

[sdpm]

She's reading this right now! She's comming over in a few just as soon as she is done working out. She is pissed!

[ahhell]

DAMMMM......this thread reminds me of a Chevy Chase vacation movie....
Hey Clark....shitters full
your gonna miss them when they leave next month... :crossx:

[Sportin' Wood]

My only question is, How are you ever going to repay the freind who set up such a great party at your house?

[RitcheyRch]

Nice to be on a good size peice of property.
That's not even half the backyard......(damn that felt good saying that.)

[Dan Lorenze]

Someone else shot the beaver. :idea: :D
I love that joke.... Good one.......

[BadKachina]

Is that a watch or a Tournaquet? I bet shes had that thing on since 4th grade.
.
Now that's funny. :D :D :D
She's so fat she had to leave last night and this morning........ :rollside:

[lewiville]

Now that's funny. :D :D :D
She's so fat she had to leave last night and this morning........ :rollside:
okay now the fat jokes,,,,,, i am game
shes so fat, when she jumped into the air she got stuck :rollside:

[Kachina26]

Now this is the biological daughter of there parents.................tell me what you think.
daughter
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0001-med.jpg
Mommy
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634mom-med.JPG
And Daddy...... now what's wrong with this picture?
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634dad-med.jpg
Looks like they left the bun in the oven just a little too long......

[topless]

Now that's funny. :D :D :D
She's so fat she had to leave last night and this morning........ :rollside:
but at least she;s gone.

[TRUMP TIGHT]

She is so fat her waist size is equator!

[Ziggy]

Wonder if the husband notices his kid don't match? :idea:

[rlj676]

Wonder if the husband notices his kid don't match? :idea:
If he's BLIND enough to be her husband and have done what it takes to have the chance of a kid with her, he's not noticing that kid may be Mexican.

[76ANTHONY]

topless i just read this thread, your lucky, that hootie invited me to go but i worked late :rollside: :rollside: :cry: :crossx:
you throw one hell of a party.....

[topless]

topless i just read this thread, your lucky, that hootie invited me to go but i worked late :rollside: :rollside: :cry: :crossx:
you throw one hell of a party.....
i didn't throw that party. These people invited themselves over and brought not only the family, but the local bartenders. YIKES. I was sooo glad when they left. I was an outsider in my own home.

[Cole Trickle]

Is that a watch or a Tournaquet? I bet shes had that thing on since 4th grade..
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0003-med.JPG
Damm.......she must have a slow matabolism.
Pretty sure that is a Hoola Hoop around her wrist!!!
That poor thing is holding on for it's life....Aghhhhhhhh :crossx:

[topless]

Then after they were suppose to be gone, she sits in my swivel chair that rocks somewhat and acts like it's a playground swing. At that point, I had to walk away and have another drink. I thought it was going to break.

[Cole Trickle]

Then after they were suppose to be gone, she sits in my swivel chair that rocks somewhat and acts like it's a playground swing. At that point, I had to walk away and have another drink. I thought it was going to break.
This thread is right up there with Djunkies drunk neighbor's thread!!! :p
The pictures and story telling put it over the top :crossx:
Sadly I wish they would have spent the whole weekend with you :idea: :rollside: :cool:

[76ANTHONY]

Then after they were suppose to be gone, she sits in my swivel chair that rocks somewhat and acts like it's a playground swing. At that point, I had to walk away and have another drink. I thought it was going to break.
next time call THE 76INATOR, i'll come kick their azzes out and hve a hb party all hooked up.... :crossx:

[76ANTHONY]

This thread is right up there with Djunkies drunk neighbor's thread!!! :p
The pictures and story telling put it over the top :crossx:
Sadly I wish they would have spent the whole weekend with you :idea: :rollside: :cool:
the whole weekend with pics, oh yeah that would have done it :cry: :crossx:

[Cole Trickle]

next time call THE 76INATOR, i'll come kick their azzes out and hve a hb party all hooked up.... :crossx:
You hurt your knee trying to wrestle P- Daddy and he tips the scales at 2 bills. :p
Imagine what would have happend to you if you tried to throw that side of beef in the pool!!!!You would have to go on permanent disability and ride one of those handy carts for the rest of your life :crossx:

[76ANTHONY]

You hurt your knee trying to wrestle P- Daddy and he tips the scales at 2 bills. :p
Imagine what would have happend to you if you tried to throw that side of beef in the pool!!!!You would have to go on permanent disability and ride one of those handy carts for the rest of your life :crossx:
hell yeah, id be at scootertown right now pickin up my new ride.... :crossx:

[core attitude]

Hey....just wanted to say thanks for last night. My little sister thought she left her Snackwells by the pool so we stopped by on the way to lunch and took a little dip while we where there, hope you don't mind.
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefpool8.jpghttp://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefpool9.jpg
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefball.jpg
P.S. You're camera works great!

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Hey....just wanted to say thanks for last night. My little sister thought she left her Snackwells by the pool so we stopped by on the way to lunch and took a little dip while we where there, hope you don't mind.
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefpool8.jpghttp://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefpool9.jpg
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefball.jpg
P.S. You're camera works great!
LMAO!!:D

[76ANTHONY]

Hey....just wanted to say thanks for last night. My little sister thought she left her Snackwells by the pool so we stopped by on the way to lunch and took a little dip while we where there, hope you don't mind.
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefpool8.jpghttp://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefpool9.jpg
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefball.jpg
P.S. You're camera works great!
dam that one in the reds hot :cry: :crossx: :crossx:

[core attitude]

dam that one in the reds hot :cry: :crossx: :crossx:
Her name is Cathy........would you like me to put you in "touch"?
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cppf7.jpg

[76ANTHONY]

Her name is Cathy........would you like me to put you in "touch"?
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cppf7.jpg
yeah only cause topless doesnt flirt with me anymore... :crossx:

[topless]

yeah only cause topless doesnt flirt with me anymore... :crossx:You're never here anymore to flirt with.

[76ANTHONY]

You're never here anymore to flirt with.
well hell im always peekin threw your windows at home...how you been babyyyy? miss ya...

[ThongMagnet]

Then after they were suppose to be gone, she sits in my swivel chair that rocks somewhat and acts like it's a playground swing. At that point, I had to walk away and have another drink. I thought it was going to break.
Actually she was hoping it would break so she could file a claim on your home Insurance policy :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Sportin' Wood]

Her name is Cathy........would you like me to put you in "touch"?
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cppf7.jpg
How do you get that fat? Jeeeze. :cry:

[76ANTHONY]

How do you get that fat? Jeeeze. :cry:
FAT? you lookin at the same pic i am? shes hot :cry: :crossx:

[core attitude]

FAT? you lookin at the same pic i am? shes hot :cry: :crossx:
Sorry dude........I just noticed the ring, didn't catch it before.
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/czip5.jpg

[TRUMP TIGHT]

It is prob. a bracelet her mother gave her.:idea:

[76ANTHONY]

Sorry dude........I just noticed the ring, didn't catch it before.
http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/czip5.jpg
dammit, see all the good ones are takin, shiat i'll keep what i got then :) :rollside: :crossx:

[Biglue]

dammit, see all the good ones are takin, shiat i'll keep what i got then :) :rollside: :crossx:
Hey focko.......I'm catching up to you over on ISL. :crossx:

[76ANTHONY]

Hey focko.......I'm catching up to you over on ISL. :crossx:
cool.

[BadKachina]

She's so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change. :crossx:

[SUI-CY-COLE]

HAHAHAHAHA..that ring is actually a bracelet,,,now thats a good one right ther i dont care where you r from.
so who is the red head???? :cool:

[SUI-CY-COLE]

i bet they hump cuz the 15th is close....naw what a minute bad,bad,BAD visual..ill be back lalter...got to go purge!

[vmjtc3]

She really did jump in the pool. AND took her shorts off. It was rather sexy if you're into fat chicks who cry to try to get some money from you. I did hide the candy but sure as shit, they took hoime every ounce of food they brought.
I call bs on this one. There is no way she could jump in to anything less than a 20 ft deep pool. All the water would be displaced and she would be dead at the bottom of the pool...... :rollside:

[SUI-CY-COLE]

I call bs on this one. There is no way she could jump in to anything less than a 20 ft deep pool. All the water would be displaced and she would be dead at the bottom of the pool...... :rollside:
that is also called the "shallow hal" effect

[BadKachina]

that is also called the "shallow hal" effect
that avatar is yummy........... :eat:

[topless]

I call bs on this one. There is no way she could jump in to anything less than a 20 ft deep pool. All the water would be displaced and she would be dead at the bottom of the pool...... :rollside:I'm trying to ge :mad: t over the experience of this whole thing and you guys aren't helping me.

[Her454]

I'm trying to ge :mad: t over the experience of this whole thing and you guys aren't helping me.
Biatch, dont you EVER tell me "I" need REHAB again............................... :rollside:

[BadKachina]

I'm trying to ge :mad: t over the experience of this whole thing and you guys aren't helping me.
Your going to need scafolding to get over her..... :crossx:

[rmarion]

Topless
Next time just turn on a web cam and charge addmission............ coulda made some serious $$$$$$$$$$

[vmjtc3]

Your going to need scafolding to get over her..... :crossx:
Thats by far the funniest shiat I have read in a long time :rollside:

[rrrr]

Those are the biggest shorts I've ever seen. :yuk:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0002-med.jpg

[Old Texan]

She really did jump in the pool. AND took her shorts off. It was rather sexy if you're into fat chicks who cry to try to get some money from you. I did hide the candy but sure as shit, they took hoime every ounce of food they brought.
Hell that food never made it home. Ol' biggun probably inhaled it by the time the got out of your driveway. :p

[Old Texan]

I am just so disgusted right now. She was an absolute pig. Her daughter who looks a little mexican wanted to stay with me and cried until they left. Big Momma Bertha started crying too because she said she drove here with no money. Damn good thing I left for the drama. I prefer to get my drama here.
She needed McDonalds money for after she ran out of your food. Or maybe she stopped and devastated a couple all-u-can-eat buffets.......they paid her to go home.

[Old Texan]

What i s sad is they had 2 little boys who have white blomd hair and light blue eyes. I'm thinking Bertha had a Sancho.
Probably an accident in the buffet line. Poor little Mexican busboy got caught up in betweeen them thunder thighs when she was crowding the steamtable and his lil'asse got sucked up in the manifold..........

[vmjtc3]

Im a guessin she has a clampervalve the size of a holstein heffer.........
lil mexican never stood a chance........

[chub]

Im a guessin she has a clampervalve the size of a holstein heffer.........
lil mexican never stood a chance........
Holstein or a Herford?? :p
KaDongaDong :rolleyes:

[vmjtc3]

Holstein or a Herford?? :p
KaDongaDong :rolleyes:
Dont know for shure dont have much exp with cow clampervalves :idea:

[topless]

Biatch, dont you EVER tell me "I" need REHAB again............................... :rollside:Hey there big girl................Ooops I mean tiny dancer, she branded a very ugly image in my mind that rehab will never get out! I think I now need a really good shink. This whole ordeal has been very traumatic.

[Biglue]

Hey there big girl................Ooops I mean tiny dancer, she branded a very ugly image in my mind that rehab will never get out! I think I now need a really good shink. This whole ordeal has been very traumatic.
Topless, there is something missing in this thread. I just read the whole thing and I never saw a part where you broke out some sort of weapon and ended the party. Did the doctors up your meds? :D

[topless]

Topless, there is something missing in this thread. I just read the whole thing and I never saw a part where you broke out some sort of weapon and ended the party. Did the doctors up your meds? :DDerrick went outside and told them we had to work in the morning so pack it up. It took them 2 hours to vacate. I'm glad i got proof on my camera.As a matter of fact, I have more pictures of the other rednecks involved.

[topless]

Closer picture of red head with drunk dad who passes out holing 2 month old baby.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0005-med.jpg
Biggun imn my kitchen frosting the B/day cake while eating the other jar of canned frosting.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0016-med.jpg

[TRUMP TIGHT]

Over 200 post and 3500 views in 24 hours!!!
Now thats a good thread!!

[Big_Gunz_]

Closer picture of red head with drunk dad who passes out holing 2 month old baby.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0005-med.jpg
Biggun imn my kitchen frosting the B/day cake while eating the other jar of canned frosting.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/6634IMG_0016-med.jpg
:jawdrop: That really suck topless, but I swear, it wasn't me, lol. :rollside:

[topless]

Over 200 post and 3500 views in 24 hours!!!
Now thats a good thread!!
But it was very scary at the time. :cry:

[TRUMP TIGHT]

But it was very scary at the time. :cry:
Well it was entertaining and it isnt even over yet!:D:D

[topless]

Well it was entertaining and it isnt even over yet!:D:D
I have more pictures, I'm just dragging this shit out. LOL

[topless]

Your telling me...she started asking if she could use the sex dwarf!
:supp: :supp: :supp: :supp: :supp: :supp:I never told her about you.

[TRUMP TIGHT]

I have more pictures, I'm just dragging this shit out. LOL
Drag it out untill these MOFO's shut us down!!!:mad:

[topless]

Umm...we had this conversation...the word is out. And you thought they were using you for your house and pool. Your naivity is so cute...I could never leave you. :idea:Good, then stop threatening to leave me. I might go psycho on you and shit.

[topless]

Who is skat and why did you put your foot down on her?

[rmarion]

I have more pictures, I'm just dragging this shit out. LOL
Please more fix..errr pics.............. :skull: