***boat Glossary

[El Prosecutor]

:idea: Help newcomers understand some of the unique terms used on the boards!
Quote this post, add a definition or entry, repost. Repeat.
Diverter:
Droop Snoot:
Hook:
Loader:
Pop-off:
Splash:
Stringer:
Transom:
Thrust bearing:
Trim:
Tunnel:
*BTW, I know most of these already, I am just trying to get something started. :cool:

[Kim Hanson]

:idea: Help newcomers understand some of the unique terms used on the boards!
Quote this post, add a definition or entry, repost. Repeat.
Diverter:
Droop Snoot:
Hook:
Loader:
Pop-off:
Splash:
Stringer:
Transom:
Thrust bearing:
Trim:
Tunnel:
*BTW, I know most of these already, I am just trying to get something started. :cool:
ditch pump......( . )( . )............ :220v:
J--just
E-enough thrust to wash a boat
T- Talk to the hand, the boat don't work
B- is a thing you put in the water and make vroom vroom sounds with
O-oh, shit..I forgot to get an engine
A- another OB just soaked me down
T- Talk to you later, I have to go clean up squirt :p

[El Prosecutor]

:idea: Help newcomers understand some of the unique terms used on the boards!
Quote this post, add a definition or entry, repost. Repeat.
Diverter:
Droop Snoot:
Hook:
Loader:
Pop-off:
Splash:
Stringer:
Transom:
Thread-crapping: :rolleyes:
Thrust bearing:
Trim:
Tunnel:
*BTW, I know most of these already, I am just trying to get something started. :cool:
Thanks Kim! How'd I forget that one!

[Tahiti350]

:idea: Help newcomers understand some of the unique terms used on the boards!
Quote this post, add a definition or entry, repost. Repeat.
Diverter:
Droop Snoot:
Hook:
Loader:
Pop-off:
Splash:
Stringer:
Transom:
Thrust bearing:
Trim:
Tunnel:
*BTW, I know most of these already, I am just trying to get something started. :cool:
1/2 Whacker: that Small Block Chevy with the I/O that is running right there with a lot of you jets :crossx:

[El Prosecutor]

Sheesh. . .
Nuthin but jet haters so far. And I thought this was a good idea. :220v:
Howsabout one of the veterans getting this thing rolling right????

[Squirtin Thunder]

Diverter: Place/Berkeley/American Turbine (Control Attitude of Boat)
Droop Snoot: Place/Berkeley/American Turbine (To lower Thrust and creat more leverage)
Hook: A recess in the flat plane of the keel
Loader: A replacement for rock grate to improve water load to impeller
Pop-off: A safety devise to releive water presure to the impeller on shut down
Splash: A slightly altered copy
Stringer: A structural member that run paralell to the keel
Transom: The rear of the boat
Thrust bearing: A bearing in a jet drive that caries the load created by the impeller
Trim: Sexy Woman
Tunnel: Are used as an air cusion to make the boat think it is lighter than it is

[dmontzsta]

ditch pump......( . )( . )............ :220v:
J--just
E-enough thrust to wash a boat
T- Talk to the hand, the boat don't work
B- is a thing you put in the water and make vroom vroom sounds with
O-oh, shit..I forgot to get an engine
A- another OB just soaked me down
T- Talk to you later, I have to go clean up squirt :p
Another post that makes no sense, by our favorite drunk friend from north of the border.
:)

[Devilman]

Another post that makes no sense, by our favorite drunk friend from north of the border.
:)
You shouldn't be so harsh, man. He prolly worked on that post for days, weeks maybe.... :rolleyes: :rollside: :D

[dmontzsta]

You shouldn't be so harsh, man. He prolly worked on that post for days, weeks maybe.... :rolleyes: :rollside: :D
Sad but true. You can tell it took him time, it seems be have correct spelling even.
:220v:

[HOSS]

its all in the dictionary

[Brooski]

:idea: Help newcomers understand some of the unique terms used on the boards!
Quote this post, add a definition or entry, repost. Repeat. :cool:
Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: A line used to bag a hot chick (see trim)
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
DanHercules: A slower boat than mine, if it floats..
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better :p

[maxwedge]

Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: Line used to bag a hot chick
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better :p
LMAO! :D

[El Prosecutor]

Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: Line used to bag a hot chick
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better :p
I intended to start a serious thread, but I must admit THAT was hillarious.
:cool:

[Danhercules]

Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: Line used to bag a hot chick
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
Brooski: a slow Southwind
Danhercules: A southwind that is faster than Brooski
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better :p
Brooski, I added the ones you forgot.

[IMPATIENT 1]

i like the "stringer" one. kinda made me gag alittle! :yuk:

[1978 Rogers]

Hey, is it OK to run it on the trailer?
Sorry, had to add that. :rolleyes: :rollside:

[Liberator TJ1984]

:idea: Help newcomers understand some of the unique terms used on the boards!
Quote this post, add a definition or entry, repost. Repeat.
Diverter: a fellow boater who takes one for the team :cool:
Droop Snoot: your whacker
Hook:your GF or wife
Loader: boat bitch
Pop-off:drunkard that knows everything
Splash: your GF's hot twin sister
Stringer:on the Rag
Transom: oil reservoir
Thrust bearing: booty
Trim:her sweet spot :p
Tunnel:what you just dug yourself into after getting caught with a splash
*BTW, I know most of these already, I am just trying to get something started. :cool:
This could get good !

[Keyser]

Diverter: Someone who talks you in to going to another spot on the river
Droop Snoot: Saggy old lady who wont talk to anyone
Hook: A line used to bag a hot chick (see trim)
Loader: People you take boating to carry your ice chest to the boat
Pop-off: What alot of boaters do when they drink to much
Splash: What Jet boats do to lake lice when they get too close
Stringer: Chick in a bikini that is not paying attention during "that time"
Transom: Taking beer from one cooler to the other
Thrust bearing: When you are drunk and trying to aim your thingy
Trim: A hot chick riding shotgun in your boat
Tunnel: Where you honk your horn while driving to the lake
DanHercules: A slow boat than mine, if it floats..
Sorry Jim, but I like mine better :p
Now thats some funny s*%$ right there!!!!!! :p