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ROZ
01-08-2006, 11:50 PM
Hows that line of genuine shockwavebob products moving ? :D

BigBlockBaja
01-08-2006, 11:54 PM
http://tinypic.com/i5c96f.gif
:)

ROZ
01-09-2006, 03:49 PM
Must be too busy selling SWB stuff to get back on ***boat..Right on! :D

Jordy
01-09-2006, 03:51 PM
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/23popcorn.jpg

OGShocker
01-09-2006, 03:56 PM
Must be too busy selling SWB stuff to get back on ***boat..Right on! :D
:D :D :D

OutCole'd
01-09-2006, 03:57 PM
His phone is ringing off the hook.

OutCole'd
01-09-2006, 03:58 PM
I got my SWB can opener today and let me tell you, that thing flat out opens cans, and shit.

OGShocker
01-09-2006, 03:59 PM
His phone is ringing off the hook.
1.866.SWB.RULEs :rolleyes:

ROZ
01-09-2006, 03:59 PM
I got my SWB can opener today and let me tell you, that thing flat out opens cans, and shit.
Is it one of those musical ones ?

hoolign
01-09-2006, 04:04 PM
Sorry ...Sorry I didnt respond right away! Things are very hectic with these lines of SWB products! I never would have figures the reponse to them. Our biggest seller right now is the "shockwavebob" fertalizer spreader. It's rated for 4 quarter sections! The amount of shit this thing can spread is unmatched by any current product! We just have to get the R&D dept to figure out how to shut it off!
I just realized somthing... I didnt send out any catalouges! Maybe after rex moves this to the spam section he can help me with designing one :D

OutCole'd
01-09-2006, 04:07 PM
Is it one of those musical ones ?
Please, I'm no baller like you, but I did get the neon kit on mine.

hoolign
01-09-2006, 04:08 PM
I got my SWB can opener today and let me tell you, that thing flat out opens cans, and shit.
That's our showstopper special right now!

hoolign
01-09-2006, 04:09 PM
Please, I'm no baller like you, but I did get the neon kit on mine.
did you order the big cranium can smasher or the deluxe model??

OutCole'd
01-09-2006, 04:09 PM
did you order the big cranium can smasher or the deluxe model??
deluxe, why?

hoolign
01-09-2006, 04:15 PM
deluxe, why?
It's the same as the "big cranium " model we just charge more for it! I just checked your order and your "Shockwavebob" roto-tiller should be sent out today! just remember to hold onto it firmly when you kick start it!

OutCole'd
01-09-2006, 04:27 PM
It's the same as the "big cranium " model we just charge more for it! I just checked your order and your "Shockwavebob" roto-tiller should be sent out today! just remember to hold onto it firmly when you kick start it!
When you get a chance, could you please recheck my order? I paid extra for the SWB kick starter, it is supposed to kick the livin crap out of it, again, and again.......

hoolign
01-09-2006, 04:43 PM
When you get a chance, could you please recheck my order? I paid extra for the SWB kick starter, it is supposed to kick the livin crap out of it, again, and again.......
Technically it's called "shitkick 4 System" and yes ..it's on.. Your order may be delayed a bit though..It seems it malfunctioned and beat the crap out of a bus load of school kids that were taking a tour of our new facility!

OutCole'd
01-09-2006, 06:07 PM
Any word on the release of the SWB juicer? I heard that thing can ring the fockin juice out of a walnut, then beat the livin crap out of it.

hoolign
01-09-2006, 06:27 PM
Any word on the release of the SWB juicer? I heard that thing can ring the fockin juice out of a walnut, then beat the livin crap out of it.
We only have the prototype right now and it currently at a rock quarry replacing the crusher!

OGShocker
01-10-2006, 09:39 AM
We only have the prototype right now and it currently at a rock quarry replacing the crusher!
The video on your site is awesome. You do however have a problem with the "shockwavebob" fertalizer spreader Order Form. Just a heads up for ya, "lil feller".