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Tom Brown
07-21-2006, 09:03 PM
I just got back from a formal function. It was a nice event.
On the way home, I figured I'd stop at 7-11 for 4 liters of milk. The stuff I had seemed to have gone a little past the best before date.
The thing is, our downtown turns into a ghetto at night. I walked past about a dozen men sitting on the concrete apron with their shirts off. As I walked in, everyone wheeled to stare. Even the whaling babies stopped their catterwauling for a moment as I crossed the threshold.
"Hey... look at that rich fukker wearing shoes!" :eek:
At least I wasn't stabbed. They probably thought I was James Bond.
No wonder Jesus hasn't returned. He'd probably feel as awkward as I did tonight if he did.

FMluvswater
07-21-2006, 09:49 PM
I'm super glad you're okay, Tom. :eek: ... and gladder still you have unlumpy milk to drink :p :D

Trailer Park Casanova
07-22-2006, 02:52 AM
With that outfit on, no doubt all that was missing was a hat and a gun.
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Rexone
07-22-2006, 03:24 AM
Glad you decided to dress up Tom. You'd probably have gotten checked out pretty good by that group in your normal gittup as well.
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topless
07-22-2006, 03:38 AM
If you had shunned the glasses and top hat, you would have blended right in.
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