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HOSS
07-24-2006, 04:28 PM
Now my balls are swollen. Ever had a cantelope between your legs? This is heavy, stressful, and my pants are tight. Try takin` a crap. Phuc. :mad:

Trailer Park Casanova
07-24-2006, 04:33 PM
Did you get a vasectomy?
Try ice in a baggie.

Cole
07-24-2006, 04:39 PM
Sounds like you need a woman :idea:

HCS
07-24-2006, 04:45 PM
Hit em with the hammer again huh?

Mrs.Killer
07-24-2006, 04:47 PM
Sperm build up....

Liberator TJ1984
07-24-2006, 04:49 PM
You live in Louisiana , :idea:
all you need is a bottle of Gin , some crystalmeth , and $ 20
there's a bitch on every corner out there just waiting to cure your problem :skull:

Tom Brown
07-24-2006, 04:50 PM
HOSS, before you run your mouth about what's filling your gotch, maybe you should check to make sure it's not a stray coil.

HOSS
07-24-2006, 05:07 PM
Damn,,no sheet,,,phucin` Nissans. :cool:

My Man's Sportin' Wood
07-24-2006, 05:17 PM
TMI, Hoss, TMI :D

HOSS
07-24-2006, 05:36 PM
Awe man,,they have a curled lip on the tailpipe. It was a smoker so no grease needed. It happens bra. :cool:

soupersonic
07-24-2006, 05:39 PM
[QUOTE=Liberator TJ1984
there's a bitch on every corner out there just waiting to cure your problem :skull:[/QUOTE]
Thats why they are swollen in the first place :rollside:

HOSS
07-24-2006, 05:42 PM
that phucin` Days Inn across the highway doesn`t help,,,,,,,,,, :yuk:

Acommanderguy
07-24-2006, 05:43 PM
hoss I would Imagine your boyfriend didn't finish the job!!!!! hahaha just playin with you man don't get your panties in a wad!

HOSS
07-24-2006, 05:45 PM
Strwaberry blonde looked so damn good from a fantasy distanec today,,,got up on her and GOD damn,,FONDA ain`t had miles on that chopper compared to her.
What happenned to all the Asian chics man. Phucin` Katrina........... :yuk:

HOSS
07-24-2006, 05:48 PM
Well, off to the cement pond boyz and feline femine girlie girls,,,yadayadayada,,,DOWN BOY,,,,see ya later. :crossx: Balls feel great all big and shit. I like rubbing them now. Gonna pluc all the hair out now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,in a SINGULAR manner of course. :crossx:

KACHINA KEN
07-24-2006, 05:51 PM
pennacilin should get ya right Mr H.

Hal
07-24-2006, 06:37 PM
Hoss, if you are serious and you don't know why. That can be the first sign of testicular cancer. It happens fast. :220v:
A buddy just went thru that...It aint no picnic but it can be fixed. Don't wait around to get better...see a Doc. If its a joke...oh well forget it :)

H20 Party Starter
07-24-2006, 06:52 PM
I call BS, from you, I expected a pic HOSS :rolleyes:
Faaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooo omph :rollside:

lucky
07-24-2006, 07:14 PM
Now my balls are swollen. Ever had a cantelope between your legs? This is heavy, stressful, and my pants are tight. Try takin` a crap. Phuc. :mad:
fock hoss i do all the time :) big ol mellons

HOSS
07-25-2006, 01:44 AM
Hoss, if you are serious and you don't know why. That can be the first sign of testicular cancer. It happens fast. :220v:
A buddy just went thru that...It aint no picnic but it can be fixed. Don't wait around to get better...see a Doc. If its a joke...oh well forget it :)
It was only air. A street rat from the Days Inn acrross the highway thought a blow job involved actual blowing. She didn`t have many teeth,,,I don`t think it was from smoking crack though. I just thought it was to better her profession.
HINT HB girls: blow meens to actually suck. :cool:
This happenned to me once before. I was buttphucin this chic and she farted. Swole my sac up like a bowling ball.

Jbb
07-25-2006, 02:36 AM
This happenned to me once before. I was buttphucin this chic and she farted. Swole my sac up like a bowling ball.
Where else do you find entertainment like this....lol.... :p :p