Would you guys be turned off if...

[IN2-IN2MX]

you met a girl and she told you she 2 seconds into the conversation that she was ready for that next stage in life...to reproduce!???? :crossx:
This crazy chick on the Bachelor didn't get a rose because that's what she told him. Hee hee. And then she freaked out and attacked him verbally because she couldn't understand why she didn't get picked. Errr...what a total freak!!! It was the best thing ever. I love it! :p Anyone else see that?

[AltarGirl]

you met a girl and she told you she 2 seconds into the conversation that she was ready for that next stage in life...to reproduce!???? :crossx:
This crazy chick on the Bachelor didn't get a rose because that's what she told him. Hee hee. And then she freaked out and attacked him verbally because she couldn't understand why she didn't get picked. Errr...what a total freak!!! It was the best thing ever. I love it! :p Anyone else see that?
Didn't see it, but I think I'd be a little turned off too! :skull:

[Newcastle]

I saw it. What a freak she was. "My eggs are getting old"? Seriously biatch...
I would've rolled that chick down the front staircase if I was the Bachelor

[Chubby4Life]

No, I missed that while watching the 5 minute Chevy commercial on Las Vegas. To awnser your question though, Yea I'd surely find a way to end our convo quick.

[ROZ]

I'd agree to hatever, have sex with her, and then run for my life :D
Hooli might have a SWB device to get rid of her...

[LUVNLIFE]

It's no wonder she is on a show like the Bachelor if she acts like that. Prob just another psycho biatch. :)

[Jbb]

I'd agree to hatever, have sex with her, and then run for my life :D
Hooli might have a SWB device to get rid of her...
Make the best of a bad situation.....lol.....and run like hell...... :p :p

[Havasu Hangin']

There are crazy, psycho women out there?
Shocking. :notam:

[HOOTER SLED-]

you met a girl and she told you she 2 seconds into the conversation that she was ready for that next stage in life...to reproduce!???? :crossx:
This crazy chick on the Bachelor didn't get a rose because that's what she told him. Hee hee. And then she freaked out and attacked him verbally because she couldn't understand why she didn't get picked. Errr...what a total freak!!! It was the best thing ever. I love it! :p Anyone else see that?
Sounds like hit and run to me. :D At least she's ready to phuck!! :devil:

[Tom Brown]

I'm sterile so I've been looking for a woman who really wants children.

[riverbound]

I would run for the hills.......did the reproducing thing and Im happy with the 2 I got. dont want ANY more :(

[lucky]

I saw it. What a freak she was. "My eggs are getting old"? Seriously biatch...
I would've rolled that chick down the front staircase if I was the Bachelor
nothing wrong with scamblin some eggs -- wouldn't tell her my exwife kept my nuts in divorce :)

[Throttle]

dnr Dump N Run!

[riverbound]

dnr Dump N Run!
I thought it was
DTB ???
:D

[Throttle]

I thought it was
DTB ???
:D
that'll work too!

[PlyaPlya22]

Crazy in the head=crazy in the bed!! Hit it N quit it!!

[Chase]

No, I missed that while watching the 5 minute Chevy commercial on Las Vegas. To awnser your question though, Yea I'd surely find a way to end our convo quick.
OK...I am going to highjack the thread for a second...
What did you think of the commercial??
Isn't Las Vegas (the show) getting wierd lately??? I can't see it going much longer.. :cool:

[Jordy]

I was laughing my ass off watching that show. When he was handing out roses I was predicting which ones were going to cry and which ones looked like they were loading up on the Bitter Bus. She was my horse and holy cow was I not disappointed. What a whack job. Her family must be so proud. :D
It was kind of cool watching it though as the girl I've been hanging out with was on the show a few years ago so knew the inside scoop on some of the behind the scenes stuff. ;)

[HOOTER SLED-]

dnr Dump N Run!
Pump n dump
Hit it n quit it
Drop your load, hit the road
Tap it n scrap it
Nail it n bail it
Phuck it n chuck it
:D :D

[IN2-IN2MX]

I was laughing my ass off watching that show. When he was handing out roses I was predicting which ones were going to cry and which ones looked like they were loading up on the Bitter Bus. She was my horse and holy cow was I not disappointed. What a whack job. Her family must be so proud. :D
It was kind of cool watching it though as the girl I've been hanging out with was on the show a few years ago so knew the inside scoop on some of the behind the scenes stuff. ;)
Really? That's awesome. I was almost on it too. Shhhh, it's a secret. Which Bachelor dude was hers?

[Jordy]

Really? That's awesome. I was almost on it too. Shhhh, it's a secret. Which Bachelor dude was hers?
I'm not sure. It was a couple years ago and done in Cali if that narrows it down at all. I'm becoming a reality tv fan now as it seems to work out well for me down the road. :D :D :D

[a catered life]

to answer the question YES dont think that is something i want to hear in the first 10 minutes of a convo.......its cool to let me know after we talked more about family and stuff like that...but maybe it better to know before you bang it out and something happens :220v:

[IN2-IN2MX]

I'm not sure. It was a couple years ago and done in Cali if that narrows it down at all. I'm becoming a reality tv fan now as it seems to work out well for me down the road. :D :D :D
LOL :p

[IN2-IN2MX]

to answer the question YES dont think that is something i want to hear in the first 10 minutes of a convo.......its cool to let me know after we talked more about family and stuff like that...but maybe it better to know before you bang it out and something happens :220v:
Yep, I agree. I'd wait at least 20 minutes. Just kidding. :p

[a catered life]

Yep, I agree. I'd wait at least 20 minutes. Just kidding. :p
i didnt see her but i must say if she looked anything like bunny166 or bre i would be dropping the loads in 3 seconds :p

[Jordy]

i didnt see her but i must say if she looked anything like bunny166 or bre i would be dropping the loads in 3 seconds :p
She looked nothing like Bunny. She was a 33 year old doctor with a huge chip on her shoulder. Kind of Italian looking, at least in my opinion. Dark hair and somewhat of an olive complexion. Total polar opposites from Bunny with the pretty eyes. ;)

[Newcastle]

She looked nothing like Bunny. She was a 33 year old doctor with a huge chip on her shoulder. Kind of Italian looking, at least in my opinion. Dark hair and somewhat of an olive complexion. Total polar opposites from Bunny with the pretty eyes. ;)
...And don't forget, ....the moooooooole!
"Don't say mole. Who said mole? Did I say mole?" -Dr. Evil

[Newcastle]

OK...I am going to highjack the thread for a second...
What did you think of the commercial??
Isn't Las Vegas (the show) getting wierd lately??? I can't see it going much longer.. :cool:
I agree. I was watching that too and had no idea where the show was going with those fruitcake guys with U-S-A painted on their chests. Go figure, it was all for a 5-minute Chevy ad. I thought is was kinda corny...and a waste of time

[IN2-IN2MX]

i didnt see her but i must say if she looked anything like bunny166 or bre i would be dropping the loads in 3 seconds :p
No way did she look anything like Cindy or Bre. She was not really cute...but that's just my opinion.

[IN2-IN2MX]

...And don't forget, ....the moooooooole!
"Don't say mole. Who said mole? Did I say mole?" -Dr. Evil
Mole, Mole, Mole, Mole. :p

[Ziggy]

Wife and I were rolling on how she reacted.......nut case. She needs a Doc alright but one with a couch in his office. Her facial reactions during the rose giving was classic, another minute and steam may have come from her ears...LOL
I think the guy picked some nice ladies.......see how it turns out.
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Speaking of MOLE........I wish they'd bring that show back, that at least would test your mind some.......and not the celeb version, the real people one.

[pixilatedpussy]

you met a girl and she told you she 2 seconds into the conversation that she was ready for that next stage in life...to reproduce!???? :crossx:
This crazy chick on the Bachelor didn't get a rose because that's what she told him. Hee hee. And then she freaked out and attacked him verbally because she couldn't understand why she didn't get picked. Errr...what a total freak!!! It was the best thing ever. I love it! :p Anyone else see that?
I missed it dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was at the hockey game. So....was it good Jess?

[djunkie]

you met a girl and she told you she 2 seconds into the conversation that she was ready for that next stage in life...to reproduce!???? :crossx:
This crazy chick on the Bachelor didn't get a rose because that's what she told him. Hee hee. And then she freaked out and attacked him verbally because she couldn't understand why she didn't get picked. Errr...what a total freak!!! It was the best thing ever. I love it! :p Anyone else see that?
Wow this sounds like the story of my life. :yuk:

[WYRD]

Wow this sounds like the story of my life. :yuk:
send her my way then................ :idea: :crossx:

[djunkie]

send her my way then................ :idea: :crossx:
Not her. Others ones in the past. I finally got this one kiddy trained. She wants tits instead of kids and a ring now. Gotta get her off that kick. :rollside:

[Infomaniac]

Yep I'd try like hell with her as often as she liked.
And when she didnt get prego I'd blame it on those old eggs.
LOL
Then run like hell before she found out I've been fixed.

[djunkie]

Yep I'd try like hell with her as often as she liked.
And when she didnt get prego I'd blame it on those old eggs.
LOL
Then run like hell before she found out I've been fixed.
Gettin fixed huh? Now there a thought that has crossed my mind a few times. :rollside:

[WYRD]

Yep I'd try like hell with her as often as she liked.
And when she didnt get prego I'd blame it on those old eggs.
LOL
Then run like hell before she found out I've been fixed.
Doin the same thing now.............if only I had thought of that sooner :crossx:

[djunkie]

Doin the same thing now.............if only I had thought of that sooner :crossx:
How does you better half feel about that? :220v:

[life's a river]

No, I missed that while watching the 5 minute Chevy commercial on Las Vegas. To awnser your question though, Yea I'd surely find a way to end our convo quick.
I saw that also. What was up with that, one minute I'm watching Vegas and then it flowed into the commercial. WTF? Never seen anything like it.
LAR

[River918]

She was a Flippin' NUT...Plus she walked like a man!!!!

[Liberator TJ1984]

Bang the Hell out of it...
Just before ya bust a Nut , pull out and give her a facial :crossx:
tell her you had "second thoughts" about that kinda commitment and needed more time to think about it :rolleyes:
she shouldn't get mad.....after all Women are always changing Their minds :rolleyes:

[FMluvswater]

Pump n dump
Hit it n quit it
Drop your load, hit the road
Tap it n scrap it
Nail it n bail it
Phuck it n chuck it
:D :D
Tag n toss

[IN2MX]

Sounds like an awesome girl for a guy with a vasectomy!!!!
Funny, don't understand why your not getting pregnant?.......Hehehehehe
Guess we outta just keep trying?.....Hehehehehe :D :D

[Ziggy]

She was a Flippin' NUT...Plus she walked like a man!!!!
I also loved the way he pointed or gestured the way out for her....
get out of her pysco, its that a way ------>
:p :p

[Mrs. casean]

you met a girl and she told you she 2 seconds into the conversation that she was ready for that next stage in life...to reproduce!???? :crossx:
This crazy chick on the Bachelor didn't get a rose because that's what she told him. Hee hee. And then she freaked out and attacked him verbally because she couldn't understand why she didn't get picked. Errr...what a total freak!!! It was the best thing ever. I love it! :p Anyone else see that?
I saw that :rolleyes: What a ding dong! That's NOT the way to win a guy! She was freakin nuts! Psycho I think! :220v:

[ROZ]

Her facial reaction .... come from her ears...LOL
I think the guy picked some nice ladies.......see how it turns out.
Damn Zig, what show were you watching? :D

[Ziggy]

Dam Zig, what show were you watching? :D
Dang, I misspelled cum...where's Her454 when I need her for spelling :p
Just like you missspelled damn.....cuz I don't hold water back.

[ROZ]

Just like you missspelled damn.....cuz I don't hold water back.
I haven't the foggyiest idea of what you're typing about..
Nevermind the edit time ;) :D

[Ziggy]

I haven't the foggyiest idea of what you're typing about..
Nevermind the edit time ;) :DOr the fact I misspelled misspelled...or you misspelled foggiest.......
Were both DOOMED...LOL :)

[Jordy]

Tag n toss
Hit 'n' run. :D

[FMluvswater]

Hit 'n' run. :D
Fock n flee :D

[IN2-IN2MX]

I missed it dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was at the hockey game. So....was it good Jess?
Well, I missed the beginning of it due to Mike watching the Laker game. But the part I did see was pretty good. The guy's a hunk. Tall and yummy. The girls practically fainted when they told them he's a doctor.
And yes, that freakie girl was the best part. When he handed out the last rose she was like signaling to him in a weird way, almost like saying "oh YOU...I'm gonna get YOU!" :p Classic.

[Jordy]

The girls practically fainted when they told them he's a doctor.
Practically fainted? They went into golddigger overdrive. I'M GETTING THAT ROSE!!!! Kind of like most bars in Scottsdale. Sure glad I'm fat, ugly, poor, and drive a trash truck. Haven't a worry in the world. ;)

[IN2-IN2MX]

Practically fainted? They went into golddigger overdrive. I'M GETTING THAT ROSE!!!! Kind of like most bars in Scottsdale. Sure glad I'm fat, ugly, poor, and drive a trash truck. Haven't a worry in the world. ;)
Jordy! Stop it. That's not a nice thing to say about yourself. Plus I think you're so cute (kinda orange but still cute) and love the way you dance. :p
Yeah, they did go into golddigger mode. I could see the wishful $$$$ in their eyes. LOL. :)

[Jordy]

Jordy! Stop it. That's not a nice thing to say about yourself. Plus I think you're so cute (kinda orange but still cute) and love the way you dance. :p
I look nothing like my avatar if that's what you're basing it on. I don't fake tan like Hobbes to keep the orange and I'm a way worse dancer than that. ;)

[IN2-IN2MX]

I look nothing like my avatar if that's what you're basing it on. I don't fake tan like Hobbes to keep the orange and I'm a way worse dancer than that. ;)
:p LOL. I never knew Hobbes fakes n bakes but now it all makes sense. :rollside: