Back From Vegas...

[MAXIMUS]

Spent the weekend at the Mandelay Bay with my wife & 5 other couples... That place blows! They nickle & dime the fuk out of ya for everything... Also the 4 acres of pools is a joke. 2 of them are for old people & kids like U.t. & donald... :rolleyes: The wave pool is a piece of shit as you can't drink or smoke in it! :mad: The lazy river made me fuking dizzy... which leads me to the last but not least pool. The "BooBy Beach" pool where the chicks are all topless... :devil: You can drink & smoke & basically just relax at this pool, oh yea except it costs 50.00 bucks to enter & there is about 10 sausages to 1 taco! :mad: That will be the last time I go there.... 15 years ago the Tropicana was the place to be. I was guarenteed a great time "every" time I was there with my amigos... problem is that place is a dump now too... Next year I am going to the hard rock!!! :crossx:

[MAXIMUS]

Oh yea and I should probably mention that they were hosting a swingers convention this weekend. That was a little fuking bizare as well... Not sure watching a dude bang my wife would be "exciting"??? :rolleyes: There are some disfuntional ****s out there in the world... :messedup:

[dmontzsta]

You can drink & smoke & basically just relax at this pool, oh yea except it costs 50.00 bucks to enter & there is about 10 sausages to 1 taco! :mad: That will be the last time I go there.... Next year I am going to the hard COCK!!! :crossx:
10 to 1 is not good enough? what do you want? 20 to 1? What a FAG!
Go to it Maxi, it is calling you! :D

[Roland the Fisherman]

Spent the weekend at the Mandelay Bay with my wife & 5 other couples... That place blows! They nickle & dime the fuk out of ya for everything... Also the 4 acres of pools is a joke. 2 of them are for old people & kids like U.t. & donald... :rolleyes: The wave pool is a piece of shit as you can't drink or smoke in it! :mad: The lazy river made me fuking dizzy... which leads me to the last but not least pool. The "BooBy Beach" pool where the chicks are all topless... :devil: You can drink & smoke & basically just relax at this pool, oh yea except it costs 50.00 bucks to enter & there is about 10 sausages to 1 taco! :mad: That will be the last time I go there.... 15 years ago the Tropicana was the place to be. I was guarenteed a great time "every" time I was there with my amigos... problem is that place is a dump now too... Next year I am going to the hard rock!!! :crossx:
First off, why would anyone go to the desert on the hottest weekend of the year? :hammer2: Have some coupons did ya you cheep fu-k!
Second, the Rum Jungle and Red Square are very cool, unless your a punk kid driving a ricer looking for tiny boppers to pick up on. Maybe Circus Circus is more you speed, lots of Kiddies there.
Third, the lazy river is a nice way to relax unless you drive wood boats and that much current and that deep of a channel scares you......pussy!
(Hmmm, wonder if I was a little hard on the Beaver :idea:) )

[MAXIMUS]

[QUOTE=Roland the Fisherman]First off, why would anyone go to the desert on the hottest weekend of the year? :hammer2: Have some coupons did ya you cheep fu-k!
Second, the Rum Jungle and Red Square are very cool, unless your a punk kid driving a ricer looking for tiny boppers to pick up on. Maybe Circus Circus is more you speed, lots of Kiddies there.
Third, the lazy river is a nice way to relax unless you drive wood boats and that much current and that deep of a channel scares you......pussy!
Wow you are kinda all up in my shit for not owning a boat you nutless bag! Now unfourtunatly that is the second time I heard about this Red Square & I am definitly bummed I didn't see it... :rolleyes: The rum jungle sounds nice too! What is the fuking entry fee for that??? a grand??? :cry: :cry: :cry:

[You Te]

Spent the weekend at the Mandelay Bay with my wife & 5 other couples... That place blows! They nickle & dime the fuk out of ya for everything... Also the 4 acres of pools is a joke. 2 of them are for old people & kids like U.t. & donald... :rolleyes: The wave pool is a piece of shit as you can't drink or smoke in it! :mad: The lazy river made me fuking dizzy... which leads me to the last but not least pool. The "BooBy Beach" pool where the chicks are all topless... :devil: You can drink & smoke & basically just relax at this pool, oh yea except it costs 50.00 bucks to enter & there is about 10 sausages to 1 taco! :mad: That will be the last time I go there.... 15 years ago the Tropicana was the place to be. I was guarenteed a great time "every" time I was there with my amigos... problem is that place is a dump now too... Next year I am going to the hard rock!!! :crossx:
So other than that you had a great time?

[MAXIMUS]

So other than that you had a great time?
Oh yea... it was bangin!
Kinda funny Roland likes that shit hole... Makes sense though as he doesn't own a boat??? :rolleyes:
Roland>> Hey hunny lets go hang out at the river this weekend!
Mr Roland>> You dizzy bitch we don't own a boat anymore! :mad:
Roland>> No silly... the "Lazey" river at the Madalay Bay! We can rent those cute little tubes for only 20 bucks each a day & just cruise around in circles all day... :) :rollside: :clover:
Mr Roland>> Does this mean we can hit the late showing of
"Thunder from down under"???
Roland>> Did you think I forgot... :rolleyes:
Mr Roland>> With all that money we got from selling the boat we can hit the 99 cent buffet down town & live like kings... :D Come here so I can t-bag ya... :devil:

[MAXIMUS]

By the way celeberity voices impersonated! :)

[Roland the Fisherman]

LMAO....
but your still a fag.
By the way just cause I'm boatless doesn't mean I can talk about them....I mean your nutless and you go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.......... about them.

[You Te]

I saw a photo of you Max, you're a long hair scraggly looking guy kind of like superdave.

[MAXIMUS]

I saw a photo of you Max, you're a long hair scraggly looking guy kind of like superdave.
Still dosen't better your scenario of being a salami smuggler! :notam:

[lucky]

interesting -- swinger convention and maxi going with 5 other couples -- sausage fest ? fags ' Boobs , Maxi's wife
This has to be the most complete bench racing adventure we have heard of ! the only thing missing is Roland And mrs Hater - going at it like Two dogs on a spring day ...

[Roland the Fisherman]

interesting -- swinger convention and maxi going with 5 other couples -- sausage fest ? fags ' Boobs , Maxi's wife
This has to be the most complete bench racing adventure we have heard of ! the only thing missing is Roland And mrs Hater - going at it like Two dogs on a spring day ...
We were at MGM enjoying the 5 days 4 nights all "Donny & Marie Impersonaters on Parade & Review"
(Last %$@* time I commit adultery with a Morman :mad: )

[You Te]

Still dosen't better your scenario of being a salami smuggler! :notam:
Maximus the shaggy dog or I mean the shaggy mouse.

[lilrick]

I saw a photo of you Max, you're a long hair scraggly looking guy kind of like superdave.
Superdave has helmet hair and wears tighty whiteys!!! Maxi is a much more sophisticated Favio and boxer brief kind of gay guy.

[Roland the Fisherman]

:idea: Sounds like you've had them both. Ut wants to know which one would be better to take camping?

[lilrick]

yes I have actually...It's a toss up because Maxi likes the roll-play kinda kinky shit....On the other hand, dave likes tossin' salad.....So sometimes it's a tough call!!

[Roland the Fisherman]

Thanks bud!
Hear that UT?
:idea: Hmmmm, .......just take them both!

[MAXIMUS]

Hmmm steak & taters... :messedup:

[Hardly Satisfied]

Oh yea and I should probably mention that they were hosting a swingers convention this weekend. That was a little fuking bizare as well... Not sure watching a dude bang my wife would be "exciting"??? :rolleyes: There are some disfuntional ****s out there in the world... :messedup:
It's a crazy world out there

[You Te]

What a bunch of degenerates.

[MAXIMUS]

What a bunch of degenerates.
SHUT THE **** UP YOU ****ING HOMOSESUAL ****! :rolleyes:

[Trailer Park Casanova]

Spent the weekend at the Mandelay Bay with my wife & 5 other couples... That place blows! They nickle & dime the fuk out of ya for everything... Also the 4 acres of pools is a joke. 2 of them are for old people & kids like U.t. & donald... :rolleyes: The wave pool is a piece of shit as you can't drink or smoke in it! :mad: The lazy river made me fuking dizzy... which leads me to the last but not least pool. The "BooBy Beach" pool where the chicks are all topless... :devil: You can drink & smoke & basically just relax at this pool, oh yea except it costs 50.00 bucks to enter & there is about 10 sausages to 1 taco! :mad: That will be the last time I go there.... 15 years ago the Tropicana was the place to be. I was guarenteed a great time "every" time I was there with my amigos... problem is that place is a dump now too... Next year I am going to the hard rock!!! :crossx:
I agree with you 100% - It is a shithole, damn it sux any day of the week.
Try to get a bloody mary in the morning, it'll never happen at Mandlay.
The topless beach was $80 per person when we were there. My wife has a nice rack and isn't bashfull about showing it.
The only other chix in there were paid pros, and at about a 17 to one ratio - weiners to tacos, so we passed on that.
A bitch to get a drink at the pool, anyplace the bar service sux.
So much for tip pooling.
The HardRock is the place to stay.
The last of the clean casinos.
Awsum pool, excellent atmosphere, get good service 24/7
Chix outnumber the dix,, always:
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3812honneymoon__wedding_021-med.jpg

[MAXIMUS]

I agree with you 100% - It is a shithole, damn it sux any day of the week.
Try to get a bloody mary in the morning, it'll never happen at Mandlay.
The topless beach was $80 per person when we were there. My wife has a nice rack and isn't bashfull about showing it.
The only other chix in there were pros, and at about a 17 to one ratio - weiners to tacos, so we passed on that.
A bitch to get a drink, the bar service sux. So much for tip pooling.
The HardRock is the place to stay.
The last of the clean casinos.
Awsum pool, excellent atmosphere, get good service 24/7
Chix outnumber the dix,, always.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3812honneymoon__wedding_021-med.jpg
I feel your pain my brother... :messedup: Service is the key! :)

[Roland the Fisherman]

Yeah, youse two are right on!
Besides the Mandlay ain't got no good place for pa to park the double wide!

[You Te]

SHUT THE **** UP YOU ****ING HOMOSESUAL ****! :rolleyes:
Watch it Max or I'll rape you.

[You Te]

I dont think maxi is scared. Haven't you heard?? You cant rape the willing:D:D
That's true.

[Roland the Fisherman]

Very interesting.

[You Te]

Indeed!

[MAXIMUS]

You Two fellas are ****ing chilling... :rolleyes: why don't you both put your cloths back on & try to act like real bench racers instead of Ass pilots! :notam:

[Roland the Fisherman]

UT, do you find it as interesting as I do how big of fag Maxie is?

[You Te]

UT, do you find it as interesting as I do how big of fag Maxie is?
Yes, but lets not forget he is a boat race champ. One day Max was asked why he likes to stand at the back of his boat with his wee wee hanging out while he cruises around the harbor, Max replied "I'm trolling for queer's."

[MAXIMUS]

I think maxie is just feeling the pressure of society today. Lance Bass came out and admitted he was gay and maxie is just having trouble voicing his true feelings about man love. In todays society it is okay to have the rainbow sticker on you vehicle/vessel and attend gay rights events. Dont let anyone in here get ya down for how you feel about lucky, UT and roland alright maxie? Just don't stand to close behind me..
Do you have a bachelors degree in phychiatry??? :notam: The simple fact is there are a lot of sphinchter hunting outdoorsman in here & It is up to me to keep them rounded up.... n shit! :)

[dmontzsta]

Do you have a bachelors degree in phychiatry??? :notam: The simple fact is there are a lot of sphinchter hunting outdoorsman in here & It is up to me to keep them rounded up.... n shit! :)
;) You have to keep them in the stable, for those late night booty calls.