How much is too much?...

[Devil's Advocate]

SEX... So you and your significant other have a different idea of how often it should happen, how do you find the middle ground together? :argue:
(I'm going to be in trouble for this one.. :crossx: )

[mickeyfinn]

My wife and I have a pretty good system. If we go to bed and she wants sex, she reaches over and pulls on it twice. If she doesn't want to have sex, she reaches over and pulls on it 50 or 100 times. :)

[Tom Brown]

How much is too much?...SEX...
If the SO looks like you, the guy stops hammering when his dick falls off. ... and even then, only for a moment to scratch the stump before he continues.

[Devil's Advocate]

If the SO looks like you, the guy stops hammering when his dick falls off. ... and even then, only for a moment to scratch the stump before he continues.
LMAO... :D

[DeeCandyBar]

too much sex is when you don't want it

[jbone]

Middle ground????
I just keep asking. When she says ok, it on!!!
Not often enough though. :cry:
I guess that's why I have the suitcase filled with porn in my closet.
J

[Froggystyle]

It is a weird thing... Not enough is when you want it more than you get it. Too much is when you don't want it and get it.
Like the old joke though... Pizza is like sex. When it is good, it's really good. When it is bad... well, it's still pretty good.
I have never, ever seen someone stop having sex because they decided they didn't want it any more right now. Once you start, both parties usually want it enough to finish the job.
That being said, I have never met the woman that wanted more sex than I did. Ever. Of course I have been happily out of the game for the last ten years or so... but before then I had still never met one.
I have never personally turned down sex. Not once.
Another funny way to look at it is like driving. Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, anyone driving faster is a maniac. Right? :D

[ratso]

SEX... So you and your significant other have a different idea of how often it should happen, how do you find the middle ground together? :argue:
(I'm going to be in trouble for this one.. :crossx: )
I have a few significant others, so at times it gets to be too much. It's much better when they have a boyfriend or husband to tend to at home, which in turn keeps a few of them not coming around as often. When I was married, some of them wanted it every night, and some of them 2 or 3 times a week. I was usually happy with it either way, although the ones that I didn't have sex with as often got a lot more attention when we did do it. Being single though, weekends are fine, especially since I'm older now... but I won't turn down an offer a couple nights a week when they roll around...

[ViB]

EVERY OTHER DAY :cool: for me every other month for her :cry:
Hey I resemble that remark :cry:

[Nord]

I have to agree with Froggy on this one...!!!
~NORD~

[jbtrailerjim]

I don't think it is ever enough. My wife knows if she is willing, I'm always ready. :D

[centerhill condor]

the pendelum swings both ways... if you could wait just long enough to learn more about your partner than a name and which car/boat is theirs... you could possibly cross the line from "having sex" to making love. then you'll understand all the songs and poetry.

[Devil's Advocate]

the pendelum swings both ways... if you could wait just long enough to learn more about your partner than a name and which car/boat is theirs... you could possibly cross the line from "having sex" to making love. then you'll understand all the songs and poetry.
After 5 years, I think that line has been crossed, not sure about all the jazz about poetry and songs though .. :idea:

[Cheap Thrills]

then you'll understand all the songs and poetry.
So when she says no take it out and bang it on the piano keys and sing her a song. that'll win er over :D
C.T. :wink:

[Devil's Advocate]

So when she says no take it out and bang it on the piano keys and sing her a song. that'll win er over :D
C.T. :wink:
:D

[Froggystyle]

the pendelum swings both ways... if you could wait just long enough to learn more about your partner than a name and which car/boat is theirs... you could possibly cross the line from "having sex" to making love. then you'll understand all the songs and poetry.
Hmmmmm... that sounds pretty condescending.
You may understand songs and poetry, but I understand rap lyrics!
Oh... and some ghetto-slang. Not all of it, but I am white so I get a free pass for knowing a lot of it.
Once you get done with your making songs and poetry, if you are lucky you will be back to helmet-requiring sex that sometimes requires checking your house plans before hand to make sure certain stresses will be able to be withstood. ;)
(Note... I have actually checked my house construction plans before to make sure certain loads would be adequately handled by the rafters prior to sex)
:D Smilin ear to ear... at least once a week.

[Tom Brown]

... not sure about all the jazz about poetry and songs though .. :idea:
I'll take a shot at explaining this. :idea:
Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine

[ratso]

I'll take a shot at explaining this. :idea:
Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old
Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
He looked like 65 when he died
He was a friend of mine
lmao... you a warped individual Mr Tom Brown :D

[Tom Brown]

Jim Carroll is always topical. :D

[Jbb]

Jim Carroll is always topical. :D
:p

[No Name]

SEX... So you and your significant other have a different idea of how often it should happen, how do you find the middle ground together? :argue:
(I'm going to be in trouble for this one.. :crossx: )
Sorry baby I had things to do, I didn’t know you were going to start a thread about it. :)

[Mrs.Killer]

I have a few significant others, so at times it gets to be too much. It's much better when they have a boyfriend or husband to tend to at home, which in turn keeps a few of them not coming around as often. When I was married, some of them wanted it every night, and some of them 2 or 3 times a week. I was usually happy with it either way, although the ones that I didn't have sex with as often got a lot more attention when we did do it. Being single though, weekends are fine, especially since I'm older now... but I won't turn down an offer a couple nights a week when they roll around...
Leave those married women alone. :220v:

[Devil's Advocate]

Leave those married women alone. :220v:
I second that..let's rename him ratbastard! :crossx:

[mbrown2]

Another funny way to look at it is like driving. Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, anyone driving faster is a maniac. Right? :D
That's funny right there...

[Tom Brown]

I second that..let's rename him ratbastard! :crossx:
:D
I'll tell you what... while my views on these subjects are quite remote to Ratso's views, I will say that I have a lot of respect for Ratso and how he conducts himself.
He does not lead women on. He does not lie to them. He tells it how it is. If he is interested in sex and so are they, that's totally cool in my books. It doesn't have to be the right decision for me in order for me to respect it. I can totally respect that.
Ratso has been married a whole bunch of times and seen a lot of women. He knows himself and he conducts himself according to a code. It may not be a code that other people condone but that's their loss.
I, personally, have zero problem with how Ratso conducts himself. People who say whatever they have to in order to achieve a goal of sex... well... I have a lot less respect for those people. Lieing is never a good thing.

[Devil's Advocate]

:D
I'll tell you what... while my views on these subjects are quite remote to Ratso's views, I will say that I have a lot of respect for Ratso and how he conducts himself.
He does not lead women on. He does not lie to them. He tells it how it is. If he is interested in sex and so are they, that's totally cool in my books. It doesn't have to be the right decision for me in order for me to respect it. I can totally respect that.
Ratso has been married a whole bunch of times and seen a lot of women. He knows himself and he conducts himself according to a code. It may not be a code that other people condone but that's their loss.
I, personally, have zero problem with how Ratso conducts himself. People who say whatever they have to in order to achieve a goal of sex... well... I have a lot less respect for those people. Lieing is never a good thing.
Hey that's cool for him, as long as those girls know that they're likely to be tossed around and recycled like yesterday's newspaper. At least then he wouldn't be a LYING womanizer. :crossx: He's been married a "bunch" of times...hmm.. :idea:

[Tom Brown]

He's been married a "bunch" of times...hmm.. :idea:
Yeah, I think 7 times but I'm not confident of that number. Ratso?

[ratso]

Yeah, I think 7 times but I'm not confident of that number. Ratso?
That would be 5 Tom... I got a couple think they'd like to be #6. One has potential but she is a cosmetic surgery freak. 7 boob jobs, a clit job, ab etching, etc... I haven't seen a hotter body. Friday she goes in for a nose job, eyelid surgery, lipo on her knees, and something else I forget... Something ain't quite right with her...
Yeah, I think 5 is a good round number to stop at...

[No Name]

That would be 5 Tom... I got a couple think they'd like to be #6. One has potential but she is a cosmetic surgery freak. 7 boob jobs, a clit job, ab etching, etc... I haven't seen a hotter body. Friday she goes in for a nose job, eyelid surgery, lipo on her knees, and something else I forget... Something ain't quite right with her...
Yeah, I think 5 is a good round number to stop at...
Damn 5 times? I don’t think I have shiat my pants when trying to fart that many times. :boxed:

[Tom Brown]

5 times?
... and here I thought you had some experience, Ratso. :D

[ratso]

5 times?
... and here I thought you had some experience, Ratso. :D
...hope I didn't let you down too bad. :idea:

[Tom Brown]

... so was it 4 women and 5 marriages? :confused:
... I need to write this shit down.

[ratso]

... so was it 4 women and 5 marriages? :confused:
... I need to write this shit down.
5 women, 5 marriages, 5 divorces... still married to #4 in Mexico I think... :confused: :idea:

[Tom Brown]

You weren't married to one woman twice? :idea:
It's not like I could have you confused with someone else. :D

[ratso]

You weren't married to one woman twice? :idea:
It's not like I could have you confused with someone else. :D
I think that Liberator Guy in Granbury did that, and he got shot or stabbed or something like that by an ex. He has a pretty colorful history too...

[Mrs.Killer]

5 women, 5 marriages, 5 divorces... still married to #4 in Mexico I think... :confused: :idea:
Over how many years??

[Devil's Advocate]

Keeping track of those marriages is confusing, do you even know how many kids you've fathered? :jawdrop:

[Mrs.Killer]

Keeping track of those marriages is confusing, do you even know how many kids you've fathered? :jawdrop:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: He might have to think about this one.

[Devil's Advocate]

I think the calculator is out... :idea:

[ratso]

Over how many years??
1982 lasted 3 years, dated 6 months prior
1985 lasted 1, dated 3 months prior
1987 lasted 1, dated 6 months prior
1991 lasted 7, dated 10 years earlier and then 1 year prior
2000 lasted 2, dated 2 years prior
That's about 20 years... now most of the ones I see are my sons age... and boy does he give them H#LL...
He will walk right in the bedroom after I go to work and some 20 something year old will be there and he will go "Awwwww, are you going to be my new mommy???" Boy cracks me up... :D

[Mrs.Killer]

1982 lasted 3 years, dated 6 months prior
1985 lasted 1, dated 3 months prior
1987 lasted 1, dated 6 months prior
1991 lasted 7, dated 10 years earlier and then 1 year prior
2000 lasted 2, dated 2 years prior
That's about 20 years... now most of the ones I see are my sons age... and boy does he give them H#LL...
He will walk right in the bedroom after I go to work and some 20 something year old will be there and he will go "Awwwww, are you going to be my new mommy???" Boy cracks me up... :D
Wow, you have been a busy man.

[Devil's Advocate]

Damn 5 times? I don’t think I have shiat my pants when trying to fart that many times. :boxed:
:idea:

[ratso]

Keeping track of those marriages is confusing, do you even know how many kids you've fathered? :jawdrop:
lol... I have a son that will be 24 in October... I've had custody of him since he was about 10. Hopefully that puts me one notch above scum... :D People think I'm closer to 35, and as long as things down south keep working as well as they do, I'll enjoy this ride for as long as I can...
Matter of fact, his mom, my first wife, will be in Texas here in a week or two. We all three are hooking up to go gambling for a few days... I haven't seen her in a few years so this should be fun... :rollside:

[ratso]

Wow, you have been a busy man.
...especially in a financial kind of way. :rolleyes:

[No Name]

lol... I have a son that will be 24 in October... I've had custody of him since he was about 10. Hopefully that puts me one notch above scum... :D
I don’t know, I raised my son from the age of ten also and I am putting him thru collage now. But the X wife still conceders me scum. :)

[ratso]

I don’t know, I raised my from the age of ten also and I am putting him thru collage now. But the X wife still conceders me scum. :)
She didn't like me taking her to court for custody, and she hated me for a few years, but we are really close friends now. Too bad your ex can't let it all go. It has to suck to live with so much hatred... Hats off to you... ;)

[Redrider]

SEX... So you and your significant other have a different idea of how often it should happen, how do you find the middle ground together? :argue:
(I'm going to be in trouble for this one.. :crossx: )
Well, you can never have too much! You should always do it when your man wants it. Like 5 times a day??? :) :) :) :) :)

[Devil's Advocate]

People think I'm closer to 35, and as long as things down south keep working as well as they do, I'll enjoy this ride for as long as I can...
So your closer to?? And age is all in your head then, which ever head you use the most! :crossx:

[Devil's Advocate]

Well, you can never have too much! You should always do it when your man wants it. Like 5 times a day??? :) :) :) :) :)
Uhm...ok :rollside:

[Redrider]

LMAO :rollside:

[Mrs.Killer]

That means.... Yeah right!

[Devil's Advocate]

That means.... Yeah right!
Actually, it means...OK!! :crossx:

[Mrs.Killer]

Actually, it means...OK!! :crossx:
So now we know who's holding back...

[Havasu1986]

[QUOTE=ratso]1987 lasted 1, dated 6 months prior
1991 lasted 7, dated 10 years earlier and then 1 year prior
Theres a little overlap with these 2 women

[Devil's Advocate]

So now we know who's holding back...
I think he gave it away earlier (not sex that is), the answer to that. He goofed. :rollside:

[Redrider]

Okay, so when are we all going to the river again? :)

[Devil's Advocate]

Okay, so when are we all going to the river again? :)
Hopefully still the first weekend in Aug...(supposed to go 2-7th). Now get back on track, how often do you have sex with your wife? J/K!! :crossx:

[Tom Brown]

I think that Liberator Guy in Granbury did that, and he got shot or stabbed or something like that by an ex. He has a pretty colorful history too...
Well damn... I've been worshiping you for nothing... you pussy. :D

[ratso]

[QUOTE=ratso]1987 lasted 1, dated 6 months prior
1991 lasted 7, dated 10 years earlier and then 1 year prior
Theres a little overlap with these 2 women
#4 I dated a few times in 81, and actually a few times late 84... Gawd don't make me get too specific here. And yes there was a lot of overlapping during pending divorces. I had a 3 year relationship between #3 and #4 also... :rolleyes:

[Havasu1986]

Now get back on track, how often do you have sex with your wife? J/K!! :crossx:
Well since a little over 9 months ago she said she needed some space and she was staying at a freinds. I would say it's been 294 days, but who's counting. :cry:

[Devil's Advocate]

Ok stop trying to figure it out Tom, he's going to take out the pie graphs and charts now... :rollside:

[ratso]

Well damn... I've been worshiping you for nothing... you pussy. :D
I was stabbed... got the scar on my shoulder to prove it... Went thru my shoulder and came out my armpit. :jawdrop: :D Sex was off the hook with her when we hooked up again after that! :D

[ratso]

Well since a little over 9 months ago she said she needed some space and she was staying at a freinds. I would say it's been 294 days, but who's counting. :cry:
...so when's the last time you had sex with someone other than your wife? :crossx:
...or maybe don't answer that... :jawdrop:

[Redrider]

Hopefully still the first weekend in Aug...(supposed to go 2-7th). Now get back on track, how often do you have sex with your wife? J/K!! :crossx:
Okay, Okay... I am going to get in trouble now...
At least once a day, if not sex some form of relief... :rolleyes:
Karen don't kill me!

[Tom Brown]

I was stabbed... got the scar on my shoulder to prove it... Went thru my shoulder and came out my armpit. :jawdrop:
OK... now we're getting somewhere. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
Sex was off the hook with her when we hooked up again after that! :D
I love guilt sex. :cool:
Ratso, I believe you to be the wisest man I know, in the ways of the orgasm.
Is it true that psycho chicks are the best in bed?

[ratso]

Okay, Okay... I am going to get in trouble now...
At least once a day, if not sex some form of relief... :rolleyes:
Karen don't kill me!
Once a day? From your wife? Lucky bastard! :D

[Tom Brown]

At least once a day, if not sex some form of relief... :rolleyes:
Karen don't kill me!
Why would she kill you?
That sounds pretty normal to me. What's wrong with enjoying frequent orgasms? It doesn't always have to be with a partner.
I mean, come on... you have to know that Karen is rubbing her crotch like a genie filled lamp every time you're out of ear shot.

[ratso]

OK... now we're getting somewhere. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
I love guilt sex. :cool:
Ratso, I believe you to be the wisest man I know, in the ways of the orgasm.
Is it true that psycho chicks are the best in bed?
Psycho? Yes... at least from what I've seen.

[Redrider]

Who said it was my wife! :)
Kidding, it keeps a marrage healthy!

[ratso]

Why would she kill you?
That sounds pretty normal to me. What's wrong with enjoying frequent orgasms? It doesn't always have to be with a partner.
I mean, come on... you have to know that Karen is rubbing her crotch like a genie filled lamp every time you're out of ear shot.
ROTFLMAO...

[Redrider]

Why would she kill you?
That sounds pretty normal to me. What's wrong with enjoying frequent orgasms? It doesn't always have to be with a partner.
I mean, come on... you have to know that Karen is rubbing her crotch like a genie filled lamp every time you're out of ear shot.
Man you have a way with words! :D

[Devil's Advocate]

Why would she kill you?
That sounds pretty normal to me. What's wrong with enjoying frequent orgasms? It doesn't always have to be with a partner.
I mean, come on... you have to know that Karen is rubbing her crotch like a genie filled lamp every time you're out of ear shot.
LMFAO.. :D

[Devil's Advocate]

Who said it was my wife! :)
Kidding, it keeps a marrage healthy!
I agree. I guess we won't be catching you guys next weekend then... :cry: Was hoping you guys may be up there. Tell Karen hello.. :)