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Keithb87
07-28-2006, 06:45 AM
This is a reminder of the funny, simpler times when you have boys, and a good laugh for those who don't........ Don't know if ya'all need this, but I sure know I DID !! Enjoy,
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response
time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.

godfather
07-28-2006, 07:02 AM
i was thinking about the brake fluid and clorox :idea:

wsuwrhr
07-28-2006, 07:47 AM
i was thinking about the brake fluid and clorox :idea:
Me 2

H20 Party Starter
07-28-2006, 08:15 AM
Me 2
Me 3..It Works! :rollside: :rollside:

Cas
07-28-2006, 08:20 AM
heading out to the garage now

chase8
07-28-2006, 08:30 AM
You got me on the clorox and brake fluid. I'll be trying that later. What ratio works best. 50/50?

HocusPocus
07-28-2006, 08:34 AM
we have 4 kids, my only son just turned 7 a week ago. he drives me wife crazy with the stuff he does.. he just makes me smile. :)
one more thing to add to that list.
a small marble will easily go into a 4 year olds nose but requires a Dr. to remove it. i still don't know how he got that thing so far up there!

shueman
07-28-2006, 08:40 AM
Those are great... :)

Cas
07-28-2006, 08:46 AM
a small marble will easily go into a 4 year olds nose but requires a Dr. to remove it. i still don't know how he got that thing so far up there!
so does a single square lego.
a medium sized lemon will get stuck in a toilet where you can't get it out unless you remove the toilet from the floor and turn it upside down..

ADDICTED
07-28-2006, 09:48 AM
Making sure I have brake fluid. :crossx:

Keithb87
07-28-2006, 09:56 AM
Clorox and brake fluid makes smoke.... BUT
Concentrated chlorine, like for the pool, POOL SHOCK or even the tablets.. go BOOM

Desert Rat
07-28-2006, 09:58 AM
i was thinking about the brake fluid and clorox :idea:
Got to wait until I get home but it's at the top on my list of todo's today :crossx:

Bense468
07-28-2006, 09:58 AM
Pretty funny. as I was reading it I was thinking I wonder if the bleach and brake fluid really works.

cxr133
07-28-2006, 09:59 AM
Dry XMAS trees go up really really ( i mean really really really) FAST when set on fire....... ( we threw one in a bonfire)
im 36 year old BOY and i just learned this last year!!!

Bense468
07-28-2006, 10:02 AM
Dry XMAS trees go up really really ( i mean really really really) FAST when set on fire....... ( we threw one in a bonfire)
im 36 year old BOY and i just learned this last year!!!
Thats not anything new. Ask the firemen...We used to haul out our christmas tree to glamis for new years, but they go so fast and hot its not really worth the space it takes to haul them out.

rrrr
07-28-2006, 11:11 AM
I like chemistry experiments. :crossx:

Legal Chemistry
07-28-2006, 01:09 PM
ahhhh, SHOCK TREATMENT bombs! I think I still have a scar from one of those... The brake fluid/bleach works, word of caution -it release Chloromine gas... bad stuff.