Car ins funny....

[YeLLowBoaT]

I just got my renewal( 9/1) Along with it came a flier stating the changes in my policy. I am no longer covered if a nuclear bomb/accident happends or if bioterrorism attack happends... something tells me if any of those happen I am already fooked... :)

[HavasuSelect]

Your lucky, at least they didn't take away your alien attack insurance.

[GunninGopher]

A Jesus Freak that I carpool with told me that you can get a Rapture coverage or something like that. Come to find out, rapture is when all the 'good' people get called to heaven and the rest of us have to stay here and party some more, I guess. He told me he was going to leave me all his crap when it happens.
I guess he thinks I'm going to hell. I said, "wait, so all the do gooders, bible thumpers and the like are going to disappear, and I'll be left down here with people who like to have a good time and not lecture others on how evil they are"
Sounds like fun.