A response to all threads.....

[Cheap Thrills]

Don't you hate it when.You can't find any threads thats worth the effort of posting on .
so heres an all in one response to the whole sandbar page as it exist as of now .
1 ~ Magic Powerboats ... I couldn't give a shit.
2~ GO ricky bobby .... Looks like another flop to me
3~ What song are you listening to .. OK Im guilty and posted there now it's Alan Parsons project ~ Hydra ( That'll keep me from having to go back for this tune.
3~Lets Fly ...... Lets not and say we did.
4~ Has anyone noticed ....... No then again we don't have a problem with people running over each other .
5~ Plumbing question.... well I didn't even open that one but Ive been told that shit doesn't flow uphill.
6~ The official amazingly hot chicks Thread .. yeeeeuh baby worth a look ....
7~ Jeep VS Sea Ray ... if that fukker doesn't kill somebody or break down I will be truely amazed.
8~ Let me help you ... Uh thanks But No .
9 ~ Synthetic grass .... I bet you can smoke it..
10 ~ is sattelite radio dead ? GM and Ferd embrace iPod ~ Fukk iPod there's too many better things in the line of HDD Mp3 players to have to fukk with Apple .. I dont do fruit .
11~ Channel Island market ... couldn't care less
12~ Duck !!... didn't even open that one I'm sure it that video of the plane doing a low flyby again .... I didn't duck the first time
13~ Will the real ITSOnlymoney please stand up... well ... it aint me so why click it?
14 ~ Towel heads ...... didn't click that one either no comment either.
15 ~ Dogs ..... yep
16~ Sometime the mods can be so petty..... Get the fukk over it dude resize your shit and move on.
17 ~ With gas approaching $4.00 ....... Yes and yes
18~ Womans 10 year old plate now called obscene ..... Fukk her I don't care.
19 ~ Pagent of the masters .... never been to a "Pagent" and don't ever plan on attending one either.
20~ Anyone ever put down one of those garrage floor epoxy kits... No but when you finish yours you can come and do mine.
21~ Freakin Edison bill....... pay your bill and quit crying .
22~ Anyone know of any pups f/s ...... Yeah go to the pound and pick one up .
C.T. :wink:

[RitcheyRch]

Yep, thats it in a nutshell. :)

[RiverDave]

Don't you hate it when.You can't find any threads thats worth the effort of posting on .
so heres an all in one response to the whole sandbar page as it exist as of now .
1 ~ Magic Powerboats ... I couldn't give a shit.
2~ GO ricky bobby .... Looks like another flop to me
3~ What song are you listening to .. OK Im guilty and posted there now it's Alan Parsons project ~ Hydra ( That'll keep me from having to go back for this tune.
3~Lets Fly ...... Lets not and say we did.
4~ Has anyone noticed ....... No then again we don't have a problem with people running over each other .
5~ Plumbing question.... well I didn't even open that one but Ive been told that shit doesn't flow uphill.
6~ The official amazingly hot chicks Thread .. yeeeeuh baby worth a look ....
7~ Jeep VS Sea Ray ... if that fukker doesn't kill somebody or break down I will be truely amazed.
8~ Let me help you ... Uh thanks But No .
9 ~ Synthetic grass .... I bet you can smoke it..
10 ~ is sattelite radio dead ? GM and Ferd embrace iPod ~ Fukk iPod there's too many better things in the line of HDD Mp3 players to have to fukk with Apple .. I dont do fruit .
11~ Channel Island market ... couldn't care less
12~ Duck !!... didn't even open that one I'm sure it that video of the plane doing a low flyby again .... I didn't duck the first time
13~ Will the real ITSOnlymoney please stand up... well ... it aint me so why click it?
14 ~ Towel heads ...... didn't click that one either no comment either.
15 ~ Dogs ..... yep
16~ Sometime the mods can be so petty..... Get the fukk over it dude resize your shit and move on.
17 ~ With gas approaching $4.00 ....... Yes and yes
18~ Womans 10 year old plate now called obscene ..... Fukk her I don't care.
19 ~ Pagent of the masters .... never been to a "Pagent" and don't ever plan on attending one either.
20~ Anyone ever put down one of those garrage floor epoxy kits... No but when you finish yours you can come and do mine.
21~ Freakin Edison bill....... pay your bill and quit crying .
22~ Anyone know of any pups f/s ...... Yeah go to the pound and pick one up .
C.T. :wink:
I do'nt know if I should be happy or offended that my threads didn't make your list.. LOL :D
Funny either way. :D
RD

[Her454]

LOL, thats pretty funny shiat. :rollside:

[BigDogIvan]

Yep, thats it in a nutshell. :)
Yep and I second that

[Dave C]

wow how in the hell did you read my mind so well.......... :crossx:
you must be psychic.....
LMAO

[switchin'addiction]

Funny shit!!

[soupersonic]

Thanks CT, now i can move over to Cats,Tunnels,DCB's ,Rhino's and Kool aid forum or maybe ill check out the leg humpers part called Bench Racers, those guys are usually good for a laugh.

[Cheap Thrills]

I do'nt know if I should be happy or offended that my threads didn't make your list.. LOL :D
Funny either way. :D
RD
Dave,
Did I skip over you thread :idea: DAMNIT I did .... Ok so here it is
23~ Have you ever just looked at a boat.... Yeah gawdamnit I have seems to be all I'm plagued with freakin POS boats that cost more to maintain & rebuild than they're worth but thats what I do. It's all about the Cheap Thrill , too bad it usually ends up costing more than a cheap thrill by the time it's all said and done...
There ,,,,ya happy now ? :D
C.T. :wink:

[Tom Brown]

Great thread, CT. :D
What we need is a set of standard responses to cut down on bandwidth. Instead of typing up a long winded response, why not just reference a pre-packaged response appropriate to the task?
In light of the bandwidth efficiency of the new system, maybe ***boat would consider raising the sig size limit.
Perhaps the standard responses could look something like this:
1) You are wrong
2) You suck and you are wrong
3) Porn is not allowed on ***boat
4) My Silverado gets 35 mpg doing 85 mph with my 32 foot cat in tow
5) I'm an ex-marine (that one's for you, SWB. :D)
6) 4 blade props are better than 3 blade. 5 blade props are better than 4 blade More is always better. Everyone knows that.
7) Generic reference to Dustin's sister
8) The Kachina boat company has moved into my colon
9) LMAO (not much bandwidth savings but it all helps)
10) ROTFL
11) I can be blind drunk and put the boat on the trailer first time, every time
12) There's no way in hell he's going to make it without killing himself or somebody else
13) BANG! (... at Jbb's request)
14) That's the shiznit
15) Lose that head unit and go with an iPod

[RiverDave]

Dave,
Did I skip over you thread :idea: DAMNIT I did .... Ok so here it is
23~ Have you ever just looked at a boat.... Yeah gawdamnit I have seems to be all I'm plagued with freakin POS boats that cost more to maintain & rebuild than they're worth but thats what I do. It's all about the Cheap Thrill , too bad it usually ends up costing more than a cheap thrill by the time it's all said and done...
There ,,,,ya happy now ? :D
C.T. :wink:
Incidentally I read that "Duck" thread just out of sheer boredom of nothing very interesting being posted lately (as you noted) Turned out to be one of the better threads on the front page..
Readers digest version is Guy goes marlin fishing.. Catches big Marlin that promptly swims back to the boat jumps through the air (over the boat) impales said fisherman, so now it's Marlin went Man fishing.. Impales the guy and take him for a bit of a ride underwater, shakes him off the bill. He luckily makes it to the surface, they cut the fish loose and haul ass to land to get him to the hospital. Guy lives has one hell of a fishing story, Fish lives has one hell of a "I focked this guy up" story..
RD

[core attitude]

This threads not worth the effort of posting on..........crap, you got me.

[Boatcop]

Great thread, CT. :D
What we need is a set of standard responses to cut down on bandwidth. Instead of typing up a long winded response, why not just reference a pre-packaged response appropriate to the task?
In light of the bandwidth efficiency of the new system, maybe ***boat would consider raising the sig size limit.
Perhaps the standard responses could look something like this:
1) You are wrong
2) You suck and you are wrong
3) Porn is not allowed on ***boat
4) My Silverado gets 35 mpg doing 85 mph with my 32 foot cat in tow
5) I'm an ex-marine (that one's for you, SWB. :D)
6) 4 blade props are better than 3 blade. 5 blade props are better than 4 blade More is always better. Everyone knows that.
7) Generic reference to Dustin's sister
8) The Kachina boat company has moved into my colon
9) LMAO (not much bandwidth savings but it all helps)
10) ROTFL
11) I can be blind drunk and put the boat on the trailer first time, every time
12) There's no way in hell he's going to make it without killing himself or somebody else
13) BANG! (... at Jbb's request)
14) That's the shiznit
15) Lose that head unit and go with an iPod
16) RD SUX!
:D

[core attitude]

Incidentally I read that "Duck" thread just out of sheer boredom of nothing very interesting being posted lately (as you noted) Turned out to be one of the better threads on the front page..
Readers digest version is Guy goes marlin fishing.. Catches big Marlin that promptly swims back to the boat jumps through the air (over the boat) impales said fisherman, so now it's Marlin went Man fishing.. Impales the guy and take him for a bit of a ride underwater, shakes him off the bill. He luckily makes it to the surface, they cut the fish loose and haul ass to land to get him to the hospital. Guy lives has one hell of a fishing story, Fish lives has one hell of a "I focked this guy up" story..
RD
Thanks RD, that gives me an idea. Maybe you could just do a daily summary thread for those of us who are (fill in the blank) short on time, lazy, don't give a shit, unable to comprehend long words, ADD, ADHD etc. We could even have it made a sticky so if it's not worth posting on it won't fall off the first page. Crap.......I just posted again in a thread that doesn't warrant the effort, you guys are good.

[Water Romper]

Actully, this thread is pretty clever! and funny too. :crossx:

[rivergoer]

A RESPONSE TO ALL THREADS: ehh gay...but cool....not worth it...but worth it.....hell lets just stir the shiat :) :)

[Cheap Thrills]

A RESPONSE TO ALL THREADS: ehh gay...but cool....not worth it...but worth it.....hell lets just stir the shiat :) :)
Gay ? hmm well who would know more about shit being gay than you.
Stirrin it right back atcha :D
C.T. :wink:

[rivergoer]

hey its a dont as k dont tell military...ill see you in shower again tonight right...your the catcher again..... :)

[Cheap Thrills]

You must have me confused with one of the moderators around here. :argue:
C.T. :wink:

[rivergoer]

You must have me confused with one of the moderators around here. :argue:
C.T. :wink:
no...just messing around.....now ill just sit back here and see how many people will jump in and start throwing the they are fags flag and all that b.s. its funny......but its ***boat..its to be expected. :)

[core attitude]

Fags....... :D

[HM]

Generice fill in the blank response:
Look at __________________, being all ____________ and shit.

[rivergoer]

Fags....... :D
fawk you...you just wish you were hott!!!! and all the fags wanted you!! :)

[core attitude]

fawk you...you just wish you were hott!!!! and all the fags wanted you!! :)
You're just pissed because I'm not and they still do............ :cry:

[rivergoer]

$hit you got me on that one :) :)

[core attitude]

$hit you got me on that one :) :)
I'm glad it ended there.........it was starting to get a little gay in here.

[rivergoer]

yes it was..wanna go get a couple of tom collins and talk about knitting???? j/k :)

[core attitude]

yes it was..wanna go get a couple of tom collins and talk about knitting???? j/k :)
No.......I think I'll just wait for the wife to get home at 5:30 so I can feel like a man again. :D She ain't going to know what hit her when she comes through that door..........lol

[phebus]

17. What the hell are you doing on here? :D

[Tom Brown]

17. What the hell are you doing on here? :D
18) I ran out of checks
19) My phone is disconnected
20) I couldn't call because I am in the witness protection program
21) Can you stomp a mud hole in his ass and walk it dry ???
22) I have a pony

[Tom Brown]

23) Who is the new audio hookup now that ROZ isn't doing it?
24) My Rockford Fosgate amp is overheating and shutting down. How can I fix it?
25) My system sounds so much better with a capacitor.
26) ( . ) ( . ) ...........................

[Jbb]

Generice fill in the blank response:
Look at __________________, being all ____________ and shit.
:p

[Tom Brown]

Yeah, I laughed my ass off at that HolyMoly schtick too. :D

[Cheap Thrills]

27) 16' Tahiti on a Single axle trailer I'm at 80mph before I come out of second gear. Get out of my goddamn way I'm goin to the lake. And it's the truth too.. You should see the people behind me scatter when the leaves , sticks ,orange life vest and water wings start flying out . :D
C.T. :wink:

[Nord]

At least mine was boating related d*ckhead!!!!!!!.....(Magic Powerboats)
As a matter of fact, it was the only boat related thread at that!!!!

[Nord]

;)

[Cheap Thrills]

Awe hell I hurt his wittle feelings .... :p
Yeah it was boating related I just didn't give a shit . :D
Go ask mamma for some milk and cookies and make it all better .....
C.T. :wink:

[ratso]

I really don't give a fuk what song anybody is listening to right now. :yuk:

[Nord]

I really don't give a fuk what song anybody is listening to right now. :yuk:
LOL

[ratso]

LOL
Everytime I see that thread it pisses me off! It NEVER goes away!!! It's like Chinese torture... it disappears to about the 2nd or 3rd page and it always comes back!!! :mad:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!! :220v: :D

[DeeCandyBar]

http://mitglied.lycos.de/muffinland/images/pics/forum/STFU-Yoda.jpg

[KACHINA KEN]

Don't you hate it when.You can't find any threads thats worth the effort of posting on .
so heres an all in one response to the whole sandbar page as it exist as of now .
1 ~ Magic Powerboats ... I couldn't give a shit.
2~ GO ricky bobby .... Looks like another flop to me
3~ What song are you listening to .. OK Im guilty and posted there now it's Alan Parsons project ~ Hydra ( That'll keep me from having to go back for this tune.
3~Lets Fly ...... Lets not and say we did.
4~ Has anyone noticed ....... No then again we don't have a problem with people running over each other .
5~ Plumbing question.... well I didn't even open that one but Ive been told that shit doesn't flow uphill.
6~ The official amazingly hot chicks Thread .. yeeeeuh baby worth a look ....
7~ Jeep VS Sea Ray ... if that fukker doesn't kill somebody or break down I will be truely amazed.
8~ Let me help you ... Uh thanks But No .
9 ~ Synthetic grass .... I bet you can smoke it..
10 ~ is sattelite radio dead ? GM and Ferd embrace iPod ~ Fukk iPod there's too many better things in the line of HDD Mp3 players to have to fukk with Apple .. I dont do fruit .
11~ Channel Island market ... couldn't care less
12~ Duck !!... didn't even open that one I'm sure it that video of the plane doing a low flyby again .... I didn't duck the first time
13~ Will the real ITSOnlymoney please stand up... well ... it aint me so why click it?
14 ~ Towel heads ...... didn't click that one either no comment either.
15 ~ Dogs ..... yep
16~ Sometime the mods can be so petty..... Get the fukk over it dude resize your shit and move on.
17 ~ With gas approaching $4.00 ....... Yes and yes
18~ Womans 10 year old plate now called obscene ..... Fukk her I don't care.
19 ~ Pagent of the masters .... never been to a "Pagent" and don't ever plan on attending one either.
20~ Anyone ever put down one of those garrage floor epoxy kits... No but when you finish yours you can come and do mine.
21~ Freakin Edison bill....... pay your bill and quit crying .
22~ Anyone know of any pups f/s ...... Yeah go to the pound and pick one up .
C.T. :wink:
Go fck yourself.

[Cheap Thrills]

Awe did I hurt your feelings too ? Tough cookie cracker head If you had half the sense God gave a fuking goose and had learned to use your computer and the programs that came with it you would't be crying about you sigline now would you ?
C.T. Fired that shot. :wink:

[Cheap Thrills]

:D I didn't watch the double backflip deal. Was it worth the click ? I have to limit the number of threads I view I'm running low on clicker fluid. :D Maybe Kenny has some I can borrow . Hey Kenny if youre finished playing in that box you're computer came look in there and see if you have any extra clicker fluid:D
C.T. :wink:

[Nord]

:D I didn't watch the double backflip deal. Was it worth the click ? I have to limit the number of threads I view I'm running low on clicker fluid. :D Maybe Kenny has some I can borrow . Hey Kenny if youre finished playing in that box you're computer came look in there and see if you have any extra clicker fluid:D
C.T. :wink:
I realized that (obviously) , you just looking to stir today or what??
They are just replies...;)

[Nord]

[QUOTE=Cheap Thrills]:D I didn't watch the double backflip deal. Was it worth the click ? QUOTE]
NO!!! lol
~NORD~

[Cheap Thrills]

It's all in fun Nord. I try not to take anything people say too seriously, and I hope people don't take anything I say to heart. it's just the internet.
I started this thread as a joke. some took it as a joke and some didn't .
I'm like anyone else what I may find humorous and entertaining some may find offensive and rude.
Anyhoooo.
You got any extra clicker fluid ?
C.T. :wink:

[Cheap Thrills]

[QUOTE=Cheap Thrills]:D I didn't watch the double backflip deal. Was it worth the click ? QUOTE]
NO!!! lol
~NORD~
:D
C.T. :wink:

[Nord]

It's all in fun Nord. I try not to take anything people say too seriously, and I hope people don't take anything I say to heart. it's just the internet.
I started this thread as a joke. some took it as a joke and some didn't .
I'm like anyone else what I may find humorous and entertaining some may find offensive and rude.
Anyhoooo.
You got any extra clicker fluid ?
C.T. :wink:
Depends on which manufacturer you want?? ;)
There are differences in customer service and quality from what I understand.
~NORD~

[DeeCandyBar]

It's all in fun. I try not to take anything people say too seriously, and I hope people don't take anything I say to heart. it's just the internet.
that's what people say when they're busy insulting others. wait til you get your panties in a bunch when someone else is an assh0le

[Cheap Thrills]

I wasn't trying to be an "assh0le" (as you so eliquently put it).
Are your feelings hurt too or should I kick your dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ4xxozJOV8) or something? :D
C.T. :wink:

[FMluvswater]

Everytime I see that thread it pisses me off! It NEVER goes away!!! It's like Chinese torture... it disappears to about the 2nd or 3rd page and it always comes back!!! :mad:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!! :220v: :D
I'm in shock ... I thought you had way thicker skin than to let some silly harmless thread get to you. :220v: I'm not real clear on exactly how it interferes with you or what you're doing? :confused:

[Boy Named Sue]

I'm in shock ... I thought you had way thicker skin than to let some silly harmless thread get to you. :220v: I'm not real clear on exactly how it interferes with you or what you're doing? :confused:
He should turn on his stereo and tell us what he hears. I'm sure he'll feel much better and be able to relax a little. :)
I suggest a Donna Summer LP.

[Wet Dream]

Check out CT. Coming through with some funny shit. Nice job.

[THOR]

I have one on my list
"response to all threads"
that is it for now

[Debbolas]

18) I ran out of checks
19) My phone is disconnected
20) I couldn't call because I am in the witness protection program
21) Can you stomp a mud hole in his ass and walk it dry ???
22) I have a pony
Beatles song lyric
:crossx: :skull: :crossx:
:skull: :crossx: :skull:
thanks for wrapping it all up for me CT:D
:crossx: :skull: :crossx: