PDA

View Full Version : Ugly woman (joke)



djunkie
08-04-2006, 03:14 PM
A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter. "I just cant believe you got laid twice."

RitcheyRch
08-04-2006, 03:39 PM
hahahah thats good

termiteguy
08-04-2006, 05:14 PM
:crossx: :crossx:

HavasuSelect
08-04-2006, 05:48 PM
A fat lady walked into the shoe store today. She said she "wanted something that fit comfortably". I said "Why not try Wyoming"

77hallett
08-04-2006, 07:55 PM
:crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :crossx: :p

Cole
08-04-2006, 08:08 PM
A Fat lady came over today, I said.......
"pull up a couch and sit down"! :rollside:

Boy Named Sue
08-04-2006, 08:15 PM
A Fat lady came over today, I said.......
"pull up your pouch and sit down"! :rollside:
eww! :yuk: