Fast Freddy
08-10-2006, 07:48 PM
i know what your thinkin? since this is the name of my nordic this must be another thread about "how i smoked a cig in havasu". not! i just wanted to share with you guys a couple replies i have made to a airplane thread over on the other site i hang out on. that bein www.viperclub.org > here are a few of my replies
"this airline/terrorist crap is exactly why i live in a private residential fly-in community. i live 1/4 mile from the runway and the runway is 4,400 feet long and 44 feet wide. its rated to handle planes up to 17,500 lbs of weight. john travolta has flown a small jet into our airpark and the governor flys her king air in once a month. i will be taking flying lessons soon. i plan on getting a cirrus or columbia lance air as my 1st plane after i get my pilots liscence. the only thing i will be searchin for when people get on my plane is chix lookin to join the mile high club......."
"this thread reminds of me when i was about 9 years old some 30 years ago back when regional flights in the USA were on prop driven airplanes (no jets) and smoking was allowed in the back of the plane. i used to go visit my grandparents every summer over on the border of texas and new mexico. i would fly direct from tucson to lubbock, texas or tucson to albuquerque, new mexico. well this one time on the return trip i went thru the metal detector with my grandpa and it went off. the security guards said "OK SON LETS SEE WHAT YOU GOT IN THEM POCKETS"!!! so without a word i began to pull several thousand plastic army men and a couple hundred hot wheels cars out of my pockets and put them on the table for all the security personel to see......."
"now this you are not gonna believe but its true. between the age of 14 and 16 when i used to make this flight every summer and x-mas time, etc i would have a layover in albuquerque, new mexico and i would walk into the magazine stand near the terminal and buy a copy of penthouse magazine. yes the lady behind the counter was scared of me, lol. they had playboy available, and even though playboy had more blondes in it then penthouse which was partial to brunettes i still picked penthouse. why? because penthouse always showed more muff shots. anyway, the funny thing is to this day i still find brunettes more sexy than blondes, especially brunettes with a nice lil trim patch......."
finally here is a pic of my nordic parked next to my neighbors pilatus PC-12 and my vette parked next to my other neighbors YAK-52
"this airline/terrorist crap is exactly why i live in a private residential fly-in community. i live 1/4 mile from the runway and the runway is 4,400 feet long and 44 feet wide. its rated to handle planes up to 17,500 lbs of weight. john travolta has flown a small jet into our airpark and the governor flys her king air in once a month. i will be taking flying lessons soon. i plan on getting a cirrus or columbia lance air as my 1st plane after i get my pilots liscence. the only thing i will be searchin for when people get on my plane is chix lookin to join the mile high club......."
"this thread reminds of me when i was about 9 years old some 30 years ago back when regional flights in the USA were on prop driven airplanes (no jets) and smoking was allowed in the back of the plane. i used to go visit my grandparents every summer over on the border of texas and new mexico. i would fly direct from tucson to lubbock, texas or tucson to albuquerque, new mexico. well this one time on the return trip i went thru the metal detector with my grandpa and it went off. the security guards said "OK SON LETS SEE WHAT YOU GOT IN THEM POCKETS"!!! so without a word i began to pull several thousand plastic army men and a couple hundred hot wheels cars out of my pockets and put them on the table for all the security personel to see......."
"now this you are not gonna believe but its true. between the age of 14 and 16 when i used to make this flight every summer and x-mas time, etc i would have a layover in albuquerque, new mexico and i would walk into the magazine stand near the terminal and buy a copy of penthouse magazine. yes the lady behind the counter was scared of me, lol. they had playboy available, and even though playboy had more blondes in it then penthouse which was partial to brunettes i still picked penthouse. why? because penthouse always showed more muff shots. anyway, the funny thing is to this day i still find brunettes more sexy than blondes, especially brunettes with a nice lil trim patch......."
finally here is a pic of my nordic parked next to my neighbors pilatus PC-12 and my vette parked next to my other neighbors YAK-52