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CBadDad
08-13-2006, 02:06 PM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is " BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
Danhercules
08-13-2006, 02:13 PM
That right there is funny, I dont care who you are!! :p
lewiville
08-13-2006, 02:30 PM
just want we need a bunch of angry red necks to get the job done.
RitcheyRch
08-13-2006, 02:53 PM
Thats funny.
bocco
08-13-2006, 06:10 PM
Git-R-done
Decided Advantage
08-13-2006, 06:56 PM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is " BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
IN YOUR DREAMS! The people in this country are so weak that we have sent our own kids to the last 3 wars with their hands tied behind their back.
You dream missed one important point. the average age in the redneck special forces is 45, as this group would never consider sending kids to do a man's job.
We need to get those terrorists hooked up with their 42 virgins ASAP. Round here we call the place where the kegs have holes in the bottom and the women don't...Hell. The idea that they are virgins is just showing enough tack that the suckers will be looking forward to the trip!