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NashvilleBound
01-12-2006, 02:41 PM
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl
to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes
into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably
spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he
kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do
whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This
guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you
too!!"

riverroyal
01-12-2006, 02:43 PM
funny.I had no idea you lived near a prison :)

NashvilleBound
01-12-2006, 02:44 PM
funny.I had no idea you lived near a prison :)
LOL.....whatever junior. :rollside:

RiverOtter
01-12-2006, 02:49 PM
Now that's funny

riverroyal
01-12-2006, 02:50 PM
sorry,couldnt resist.Where were you anyways?Take december off from here?

Captain Dan
01-12-2006, 02:57 PM
Now that's funny
River Otter? Where ya been? :)

NashvilleBound
01-12-2006, 03:04 PM
sorry,couldnt resist.Where were you anyways?Take december off from here?
Uh, Duhhhhhhh......I wrote for you to call for lunch remember....san diego.... I know it WAS about 3 weeks ago and all...... as usual you were too busy to come out and play :rolleyes:

riverroyal
01-12-2006, 03:06 PM
though,i wasnt here much then either,my suicide not will be writen next week,Im outta here,well kinda

little rowe boat
01-12-2006, 03:19 PM
:D

RiverOtter
01-12-2006, 04:45 PM
River Otter? Where ya been? :)
Dodging otter traps :cool:

NashvilleBound
01-12-2006, 05:20 PM
Dodging otter traps :cool:
LOL....figured you just didnt want to socialize with "us"....

RiverOtter
01-12-2006, 05:29 PM
LOL....figured you just didnt want to socialize with "us"....
"Whitey" will not allow it :mad:

NashvilleBound
01-13-2006, 04:50 AM
Rrriigghhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttt......

RiverOtter
01-13-2006, 07:19 AM
Rrriigghhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttt......
Something about "compliance" :rolleyes:

NashvilleBound
01-13-2006, 11:37 AM
Something about "compliance" :rolleyes:
LOL...Whatever slim. You outta there yet? Dont make me say what we all know is true...... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

RiverOtter
01-13-2006, 01:12 PM
LOL...Whatever slim. You outta there yet? Dont make me say what we all know is true...... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
You gonna hire me ... Mr. Jones :idea:

NashvilleBound
01-13-2006, 01:51 PM
You gonna hire me ... Mr. Jones :idea:
Get your RE license and your good.......... I am looking for some investment partners......things are going nuts....We are in the middle of our 'slow' season and we cant keep up now....when spring comes I can only imagine. If any of that interestes you send me an e-mail...

RiverOtter
01-13-2006, 02:50 PM
Get your RE license and your good.......... I am looking for some investment partners......things are going nuts....We are in the middle of our 'slow' season and we cant keep up now....when spring comes I can only imagine. If any of that interestes you send me an e-mail...
Will do.