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Cheap Thrills
08-21-2006, 01:46 PM
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
> beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
>
> A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
> volunteered.
>
> The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
> the girl to describe the incident.
>
> "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler
> who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
> over the fence into our yard!
>
> "That must've been scary", said the teacher.
>
> "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff,
> Fffff'..... and before he could say "Fuċk," the rottweiler ate him!"
C.T. :wink: