**** ** *** ****** **!

[MAXIMUS]

:rolleyes:

[dmontzsta]

Its hard to type and play with your peter at the same time. :rolleyes:

[Mandelon]

Fokk

[Rexone]

Another quality thread by the big gay Jesus.

[MAXIMUS]

Another quality thread by the big gay Jesus.
Listen parts nazi... don't start! :notam: I would hate to have to tell everybody where you were this weekend... specifically sunday morning about 2 am & why there was chicken feathers in stuck in your zipper... :)

[lilrick]

hay homos!:D

[rrrr]

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This must be Maxi's brain wave graph while driving the "Plan B"?
Flatlined in a flattie..... :220v: :220v:

[lucky]

this thread is useless without pics -- hey who are those two nuts that the baby gay jesus hangs with ?

[460 jus getn it]

Fags.............................................. ........................................

[Roland the Fisherman]

:rolleyes:
Check your spelling, BGJ.

[Rexone]

Listen parts nazi... don't start! :notam: I would hate to have to tell everybody where you were this weekend... specifically sunday morning about 2 am & why there was chicken feathers in stuck in your zipper... :)
Hey BGJ I gotta tell ya chicken is one of my favorite foods. And at 2 am on a sunday morning when you get that urge for some chicken..... oh never mind. :)

[lucky]

Hey BGJ I gotta tell ya chicken is one of my favorite foods. And at 2 am on a sunday morning when you get that urge for some chicken..... oh never mind. :)
Stuffi'n chickens for the long voyage on "the" boat wth the bgj - huh mike

[MAXIMUS]

Great... now I am big gay jesus... :rolleyes: I am embarrased & must leave! :cry:

[Rexone]

Great... now I am big gay jesus... :rolleyes: I am embarrased & must leave! :cry:
I got news for you. This didn't just occur yesterday BGJ.

[MAXIMUS]

Bye....
Don't tell me bye monkey boy when I am ready to leave I will ****in a leave! got it squirrel! :rolleyes: This here is mans country... little wanna be's must be careful not to get a paper cut or some shit like that! Then it gets all infected & you are basically off work for a week... :notam: No run outside & play hide & go **** yourself! :)

[MAXIMUS]

I got news for you. This didn't just occur yesterday BGJ.
Thats why your are the custodian of the bench racing community! :rolleyes:

[MAXIMUS]

By the way rex I noticed something spilled in the hallway on the way in here.... could you mop that up for us love! Thanks a bunch! Anybody seen lucky??? Where did I put that cordless??? hmmm Rex I need some coffee too! Hurry now... :)

[MAXIMUS]

I go by a$$hole:D squirrel:confused: is that the new thing your group of goo guzzlers are playing with nowadays??:idea: I dont play that way, women are more my style:D
Ok squirrel azzhole! Hows dat! Now get on your knees & help rextwo mop the damn goo stain up! :rolleyes:

[MAXIMUS]

every time i see the name maximus this comes to mind:D:D
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i55/BoobyBouncer/yourhomo.jpg
I'm sorry... if you would like some help call this # 1-800-eat-shit... :)

[Kim Hanson]

I'm sorry... if you would like some help call this # 1-800-eat-shit... :)
Funny to see someone else get picked on Maxi :p ........( . )( . ).........

[lucky]

he likes it too, just look at all the attenetion he's getting:D just like when maxipad brings home his new catholic school boy outfit to show off for his peter puffing buddies:D
- well- at least he got off the priests lap ....

[MAXIMUS]

sick fuks! damn what happend to sacred beliefs & religion n shit! Now I am a catholic boy molester that just hopped off of the ministers lap... :rolleyes: Now if it were a bunch of nuns... hmmm I could hear some porn music just about the time I say, sister I need a hug... :devil:

[Rexone]

mmm Rex I need some coffee too! Hurry now... :)
Careful, don't burn that shnoz. I can see the headline now...
"Big Gay Jesus (aka: The famous GN Plan B Pinocchio) from So. Cal. suffers 3rd degree burns on 50% of his nose from submersing in hot coffee and sues 7-11 for negligence for not constructing their cups to accommodate those with unordinarily large facial air inlet oriface housings."
BGJ was overheard in an interview with the media stating how he plans to step up to a plan A boat racing career with his proceeds from the lawsuit and possibly even spring for some facial surgery and abandon his fettish for hanging around the sheep ranch at night.
Council for 7-11 stores, C. "Lucky" Reid indicated 7-11 is in no way negligent in the case and Mr BGJ would be better off pulling his nose out of this frivilous suit and sticking it back into his sheep ranching enterprise.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/732big-nose-gay-jesus.jpg

[lucky]

Careful, don't burn that shnoz. I can see the headline now...
"Big Gay Jesus (aka: The famous GN Plan B Pinocchio) from So. Cal. suffers 3rd degree burns on 50% of his nose from submersing in hot coffee and sues 7-11 for negligence for not constructing their cups to accommodate those with unordinarily large facial air inlet oriface housings."
BGJ was overheard in an interview with the media stating how he plans to step up to a plan A boat racing career with his proceeds from the lawsuit and possibly even spring for some facial surgery and abandon his fettish for hanging around the sheep ranch at night.
Council for 7-11 stores, C. "Lucky" Reid indicated 7-11 is in no way negligent in the case and Mr BGJ would be better off pulling his nose out of this frivilous suit and sticking it back into his sheep ranching enterprise.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/732big-nose-gay-jesus.jpg
Boy Mikey - That there is a STRETCH-- You know Maxi is now Playing with Photo Chop and Penis pics ...... Love ya Ben ( in a non Homo benchracing sorta way ) lmao

[steelcomp]

Too f'n funny...my sides are hurtin. :D :p
Elvis was a blackbelt. :rolleyes:

[lilrick]

gotta love the gay pride party!!!

[Biglue]

Now I know that Lucky is full of shit. You girls remember all those stories he would brag about? He's say shit like "Maxi can polish a helmet like nobody's business".....That's fradulent I tell you. Look at that snout on Maxi's face......ain't no way in hell Lucky's pud can reach Maxi's mouth if he was standing in front of him. :crossx: :)

[lucky]

Now I know that Lucky is full of shit. You girls remember all those stories he would brag about? He's say shit like "Maxi can polish a helmet like nobody's business".....That's fradulent I tell you. Look at that snout on Maxi's face......ain't no way in hell Lucky's pud can reach Maxi's mouth if he was standing in front of him. :crossx: :)
lmao -- nice -- at least i , unlike you didn't ask if he'd smell your ass - and then pin him like like 20 bener's cramming in a toyota pick up lmao ( in a non racial hot boat sorta way )

[Biglue]

lmao -- nice -- at least i , unlike you didn't ask if he'd smell your ass - and then pin him like like 20 bener's cramming in a toyota pick up lmao ( in a non racial hot boat sorta way )
ROTFLMAO........
Hey man when you hunt deer, you use deer scent, if you hunt elk you use elk scent. If you're hunting fags......you guessed it, you use ass scent. LMFAO.

[lucky]

ROTFLMAO........
Hey man when you hunt deer, you use deer scent, if you hunt elk you use elk scent. If you're hunting fags......you guessed it, you use ass scent. LMFAO.
Glad i could ass sist you :) Lue - see ya in Phoenix - I hope :cool:

[MAXIMUS]

Now here is a thread I missed out on.... wtf???? Rexy its like that now huh??? And I thought we were amigos.... :rolleyes:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Rexone]

Now here is a thread I missed out on.... wtf???? Rexy its like that now huh??? And I thought we were amigos.... :rolleyes:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Maxi you need to spend less time at the sheep ranch and keep up with the bench racers. This thread is old news now.
btw how did the nose reconstruction surgery go?

[Biglue]

Maxi you need to spend less time at the sheep ranch and keep up with the bench racers. This thread is old news now.
btw how did the nose reconstruction surgery go?
Did he go bigger??? He's already quite popular with these girls in the "salad dept". :)