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HM
08-29-2006, 08:45 PM
Focking puzzy lurker. Go to you wife's purse, reclaim your penis, and your manhood. You got way too much incriminating evidence on me to keep your mouth shut. tell these Havasu wanna-be locals what a hypocrite I am and how I would school them in the art of stupid drunk things that only your friends can remember. You know you got the goods....NOW MAN UP! :crossx:

Kilrtoy
08-29-2006, 08:46 PM
Did God tell you this or Arnie

waterwitch
08-29-2006, 08:47 PM
Man Up.. wow.. where have we heard these words before. If
I remember correctly, last time these words were said.. they
backfired....
Care to explain this thread??

HM
08-29-2006, 08:50 PM
Care to explain this thread??
Absolutely not. :220v: :) :) :220v:

Tom Brown
08-29-2006, 08:52 PM
What does this have to do with UPS? :idea:

HM
08-29-2006, 08:56 PM
What does this have to do with UPS? :idea:
Well, Rio ordered an unbalance propeller from Ron Hill that was not packaged very well and damaged in shipping with UPS. He lost a few boolits, but then stomped a mudhole into the UPS driver's chest and walked it dry. But, other than that, it has nothing to do with it.

Todd969
08-30-2006, 06:07 AM
I'll bet he's stuck in his garage with a carb and some billit :rollside: Maybe I'll call him today :crossx:

voodoomedman
08-30-2006, 06:13 AM
What does this have to do with UPS? :idea:
I think Man up meant take Tom Brown to lunch and talk about toilets and boxes.
:) :) :)

HM
08-30-2006, 07:21 AM
I'll bet he's stuck in his garage with a carb and some billit :rollside: Maybe I'll call him today :crossx:
That is the old BrianB. The new BrianB is in the baby room changing a poopy diaper and sucking on a pacifier. :crossx:

Riverkid
08-30-2006, 08:01 AM
That is the old BrianB. The new BrianB is in the baby room changing a poopy diaper and sucking on a pacifier. :crossx:
I just called his cell. Went to voicemail. His WIFE left his vmail greeting...
Enough said? :) :crossx: :)

HM
08-30-2006, 02:26 PM
I just called his cell. Went to voicemail. His WIFE left his vmail greeting...
Enough said? :) :crossx: :)
How do you spell Puzzy? BrianB.
:crossx: :220v: :skull: :skull: :crossx:

Riverkid
08-30-2006, 06:00 PM
I think he's just skeered. Either that or Meesh never done taught him how to turn on the shiat upstairs with all the funny buttons... :)
I do know I've done some pics/ads for him in the past for VW shiat. Then I get the "armed escort" duty when the 5 punk tweakers show up to buy the stuff. If he keeps dragging his feet, I'm kicking him out of the "ANW" association... :crossx:

HM
08-30-2006, 08:59 PM
I think he's just skeered. Either that or Meesh never done taught him how to turn on the shiat upstairs with all the funny buttons... :)
I do know I've done some pics/ads for him in the past for VW shiat. Then I get the "armed escort" duty when the 5 punk tweakers show up to buy the stuff. If he keeps dragging his feet, I'm kicking him out of the "ANW" association... :crossx:
o.k. I'll bite... What is ANW association?

Riverkid
08-31-2006, 05:04 AM
Armed Neighborhood Watch. :)

HM
08-31-2006, 08:02 AM
Armed Neighborhood Watch. :)
I got some inside information on B-man and guns. Keep him away...he gets all Clint Eastwood and shit.

Riverkid
08-31-2006, 07:18 PM
So I see his wife tonight at back to school nite...
Where's B?
He's at home watching the kids.
Say what?
You weren't supposed to bring your kids.
Wow! I guess all the other parents didn't get the message, either.
Oh, and Brian has no idea how to get on ***boat, so good luck. And thanks for giving him food poisoning at your party!
Wow, he's the only one that had that problem. Have a nice nite... :rolleyes:
I called him today. He said something about cooking up a mad chihauhauha (sp?)story, and that was about the end of it...
I don't see us baiting him out. His balls are in the safe! :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

BrianB
08-31-2006, 09:10 PM
I've been provoked by our little friend HM to join in on the boards.Sorry about the slow response,I don't have the luxury of sitting behind a desk all day on a booster stolen from PePe's Bar. It's true we have alot of history.Starting in simpler times of mini trucks,jet boats,and fat chicks.HM would chase those fatties from Havasu home to Hemet.He loves how they giggle & jiggle when there horizontal.There's rumors HM is midget or dwarf.More like Lil Napolean,no hat but wearing those thick soled Rockports.Spouting obscenities of carburetion and boost he attempts to conquer the HB forums.Spend a little less time on the boards and more at home.Your kids think Sancho is Spanish for Daddy. :rollside:

Todd969
08-31-2006, 09:13 PM
Hey buddy, when are you and Michele coming back?

BrianB
08-31-2006, 09:17 PM
Not soon enough.Saving up gas money for those dual 950's HM sold me.We had agreat time.Thanks again for the hospitality.

Todd969
08-31-2006, 09:21 PM
Not soon enough.Saving up gas money for those dual 950's HM sold me.We had agreat time.Thanks again for the hospitality.
Give a call,it would be great to have you guys out again, bring the kids. Remember boating season doesn't end.

Todd969
08-31-2006, 09:27 PM
I forgot, tell Michele I got her a skimmer of her own. :rollside:

BrianB
08-31-2006, 09:41 PM
Time to go in the garage and take something apart tweeker style.Now that I'm on the boards and no longer a LURKER,send me PM if either of you wanna be ***boaters need help getting the moth balls and old gas outof the tanks.Face it Riverkid,your no longer "A KID"

HM
09-01-2006, 07:18 AM
I've been provoked by our little friend HM to join in on the boards.Sorry about the slow response,I don't have the luxury of sitting behind a desk all day on a booster stolen from PePe's Bar. It's true we have alot of history.Starting in simpler times of mini trucks,jet boats,and fat chicks.HM would chase those fatties from Havasu home to Hemet.He loves how they giggle & jiggle when there horizontal.There's rumors HM is midget or dwarf.More like Lil Napolean,no hat but wearing those thick soled Rockports.Spouting obscenities of carburetion and boost he attempts to conquer the HB forums.Spend a little less time on the boards and more at home.Your kids think Sancho is Spanish for Daddy. :rollside:
***boat is now doomed. :crossx:
Hey, the Hemet River Bimbo From Hell was just big boned. :D
You got way more ammo than that, damn you suck. :skull:

BrianB
09-01-2006, 08:33 AM
Who wants to hear about HM and BIG SHIRL from the valley ?

Riverkid
09-01-2006, 01:35 PM
Face it Riverkid,your no longer "A KID"
At least one of us still has hair!!! :) :) :crossx:
Give up the Big Shirl story...

HM
09-02-2006, 06:52 AM
At least one of us still has hair!!! :) :) :crossx:
Give up the Big Shirl story...
DAMN!!!! Went straight for the hair....I was saving that for the coup de gras.
Big Shirl....will be a great story to hear from B's perspective. But I will give you teasers. Big Argentinian girl from Pacoima, runs out to the river to meet me and B-man as we have rented a 5th wheel at Crazy Horse. Shirl wants to have one last weekend of shtoooping before I get married (to my first wife). The soon to be wife shows up in Havasu and comes to Crazy Horse lookin for her man in a drunken and angry stupor.......

BrianB
09-02-2006, 07:52 PM
Cheap shot,heard it all befor......hair club?....I didn't know you were Jewish.....Do you get deals on haircuts?.....
Funny how you two have joined forces against me.
One of you bumps his head everytime he goes thru adoor.
And the other spends all day thinking to himself "Hey nice belt buckle....OH that ones shinny!"
I cant wait till you guys start hangin out
You must be good at basketball
And I bet your good at miniature golf
I'm gettin a visual right now...........
Hey little buddy let me help you with that
Did you say Dr pepper or Diet Coke ?
Sorry...Sorry... To much ice ?
I just put on my bulletproof vest and shin guards
Lets dance

Riverkid
09-03-2006, 12:17 PM
So Brian's got a few "issues" with his stuff - always spotless and shiny as can be. I think the boats in storage in Havi to keep him from buffing a hole in the side of the blower... So he rides his little minibike over here today, a couple more friends stop by, yada yada yada.
While all this is going on, Augie doggy makes it out of the backyard, fresh out of the pool. Being a smart dog, he saunters right up to Brian's perfectly dialed ride and shakes his a** off.
Gee, REAL sorry about that B! LMAO! :)
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2880BunnFun.jpg
Marty had this fired up when I rolled over there to give him what he forgot to pickup... See you over there later! :)

BrianB
09-03-2006, 08:41 PM
This is the closest thing I could find to Big Shirl
Except she had a matching ass!

BrianB
09-03-2006, 08:46 PM
Did I mention her ass was big?
I meant all of her was that BIG!!!

HM
09-04-2006, 07:01 AM
Did I mention her ass was big?
I meant all of her was that BIG!!!
You know the saying about fat chicks and mopeds, but I was never embarassed to be seen on a moped either. Shit, I can't believe you didn't bring up that she was a phone sex girl. :crossx:

Riverkid
09-04-2006, 07:13 AM
The suspense is killing me. :)

Riverkid
09-04-2006, 04:51 PM
Is this thing on?.. :crossx:

HM
09-04-2006, 07:53 PM
You gotta remember BrianB's redneck roots. When he says "I'll tell you what...", more than likely, that is the complete story. :220v: :crossx:

HM
09-06-2006, 06:56 AM
Did the ball and chain already pull the plug?

Riverkid
09-06-2006, 07:11 AM
Expect significant delays! :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
Maybe it's not B at all. Maybe it's Meesh! Why else would she email me asking how to post pics??? :idea:
Little mister, have you been cheating on your homework, AGAIN? :rolleyes: :rollside:

HM
09-06-2006, 04:08 PM
B-Man is not the most computer literate puzzy whipped guy out there. If he can't hold a silver bullet in one and and a joy stick in the other, he becomes about a usefull as a calculator watch.
Brian ever tell you about how he slammed is chop top VW into my dad's winnebego while trying to show off to our shop tramps?
That also reminds me of the limo we rented for Prom... :crossx:

Riverkid
09-06-2006, 04:13 PM
If he crashes this one, he'll cry for sure...
Check out that tweaker shine on those Centerlines!!!
http://images.thesamba.com/vw/gallery/pix/204756.jpg

HM
09-06-2006, 08:03 PM
I wonder if Meeeeeesh detaches his balls, or just forces them back up into the little sockets?

BrianB
09-06-2006, 09:57 PM
The BIG SHIRL story is this.We make a trip to Crazy Horse and camp next to the pocoima possy.A bunch of Hood Rats with a 16 Bayliner they sank the first day.We return from copper canyon in our normal fashion and Holly Molly goes right to work.BIG SHIRL'S mom is there and my rat says (I hooked with one of my boys last night,we dont wanna be Ho's)And here we go,don't tell Holly Molly he cant have what he wants.I,m not sure of how many trips from San Clemente to Pocoima it took,but he returned with "that girls got mad skillzah" Spending all that time in the valley he starts sayin things like THATS WHACK or DONT PLAYA HATE
Upon our next boys trip he informs me that BIG SHIRL is coming to share the 5th wheel and shes bringin afriend.And then I say"Dude isnt your girl staying at the London Bridge for some Kappa Delta Woof thing?"
Dont worry its cool,she'll get hammered and never get passed the door.
BIG SHIRL arrives the next day.........Solo. Wheres my date?
I tried to barrow an Impala,but all I could get was this beat down Civic and she didnt want to drive this far.Besides,she really wasnt into no straight laced,coors light drinkin white boy with a clean record,I dont think.
The next day is spent hearing "Lets se those tig o bitties" everywhere we go.Shirls response " **ck you muther**cker lets se some big D's" as only a phone sex operator from the hood knows how.We did alot of back peddlin that day.We return to the trailer and Holly Molly is ready to bang that like a screen door in a July monsoon,so its off to Kokomohos I go.
Returning to the trailer it stinks like a Top Fuel burn out with just a hint of azz,Shirl looks like she just worked a double and had afight with a bobcat.Then HM offers up "Hey Shirl,why dont ya let B hit dat? " Just then theres a knock at the door,You got it Miss future to be HM x-wife number 1
She says that her party turned into a cat fight,can she stay with us? Then slurs WHOS THAT.........
This wing man pulls back on the stick and heads into the sun for cover when I hear HM say " Thats just some trick B had over from the other camp "
HM and his future bride slept in the wet spot,and I got to snuggle with Shirl
Thanks Bro
:hammerhea

BrianB
09-06-2006, 10:03 PM
I wonder if Meeeeeesh detaches his balls, or just forces them back up into the little sockets?
Could someone please open the door?
Its smells like Holy Man crack in here.

HM
09-06-2006, 10:14 PM
The BIG SHIRL story is this.We make a trip to Crazy Horse and camp next to the pocoima possy.A bunch of Hood Rats with a 16 Bayliner they sank the first day.We return from copper canyon in our normal fashion and Holly Molly goes right to work.BIG SHIRL'S mom is there and my rat says (I hooked with one of my boys last night,we dont wanna be Ho's)And here we go,don't tell Holly Molly he cant have what he wants.I,m not sure of how many trips from San Clemente to Pocoima it took,but he returned with "that girls got mad skillzah" Spending all that time in the valley he starts sayin things like THATS WHACK or DONT PLAYA HATE
Upon our next boys trip he informs me that BIG SHIRL is coming to share the 5th wheel and shes bringin afriend.And then I say"Dude isnt your girl staying at the London Bridge for some Kappa Delta Woof thing?"
Dont worry its cool,she'll get hammered and never get passed the door.
BIG SHIRL arrives the next day.........Solo. Wheres my date?
I tried to barrow an Impala,but all I could get was this beat down Civic and she didnt want to drive this far.Besides,she really wasnt into no straight laced,coors light drinkin white boy with a clean record,I dont think.
The next day is spent hearing "Lets se those tig o bitties" everywhere we go.Shirls response " **ck you muther**cker lets se some big D's" as only a phone sex operator from the hood knows how.We did alot of back peddlin that day.We return to the trailer and Holly Molly is ready to bang that like a screen door in a July monsoon,so its off to Kokomohos I go.
Returning to the trailer it stinks like a Top Fuel burn out with just a hint of azz,Shirl looks like she just worked a double and had afight with a bobcat.Then HM offers up "Hey Shirl,why dont ya let B hit dat? " Just then theres a knock at the door,You got it Miss future to be HM x-wife number 1
She says that her party turned into a cat fight,can she stay with us? Then slurs WHOS THAT.........
This wing man pulls back on the stick and heads into the sun for cover when I hear HM say " Thats just some trick B had over from the other camp "
HM and his future bride slept in the wet spot,and I got to snuggle with Shirl
Thanks Bro
:hammerhea
That's how we roll!!!
Don't forget how we almost kicked the ass of all the sword fighters on the Australian Beach Club Boat! And don't forget the chick from "the Young and the Restless" - Christy Clark? Remember Big Eddy Valenzuela licken' his chops when she was passed out in the tent? :220v:

SHAKEN Not Stirred
09-06-2006, 10:19 PM
OH! MAN!....LMAO..... :D
You guy's gotta' quit..... :D
Your makin; my stomach hurt !!!! :D
CJG
:D :D :D

Riverkid
09-07-2006, 07:54 AM
Returning to the trailer it stinks like a Top Fuel burn out with just a hint of azz,Shirl looks like she just worked a double and had afight with a bobcat.Then HM offers up "Hey Shirl,why dont ya let B hit dat? " Just then theres a knock at the door,You got it Miss future to be HM x-wife number 1
She says that her party turned into a cat fight,can she stay with us? Then slurs WHOS THAT.........
This wing man pulls back on the stick and heads into the sun for cover when I hear HM say " Thats just some trick B had over from the other camp "
HM and his future bride slept in the wet spot,and I got to snuggle with Shirl
Thanks Bro
:hammerhea
That right there made this whole "drag Brian onto ***boat" adventure totally worth it. Now just give me a week or so to let the rib I just broke LMAO to heal before the next one comes out! :D :D :D

BrianB
09-07-2006, 02:46 PM
Holy Moly is on the job
Ten minutes after my post at 11pm he responds,that Hooked on Ebonics is really paying off.
I'd bet a Rock N Taco your clients don't get that fast a response.

HM
09-07-2006, 03:44 PM
Holy Moly is on the job
Ten minutes after my post at 11pm he responds,that Hooked on Ebonics is really paying off.
I'd bet a Rock N Taco your clients don't get that fast a response.
No need to playa hate.

Riverkid
09-07-2006, 04:54 PM
I guess no one has explained the rules to you yet. Beings you're a newb, let me jot a few down here for ya:
1) No insults directed toward anyone but yourself.
2) You are here expressly for entertainment value. OUR entertainment.
3) Just tell stories, like a good boy.
4) Since your ADD has by now kicked in, let's cut to the chase, shall we?
I still have the code to your garage door opener. Any violation of the above will result in the immediate and painful removal of all Never Dull as well as your hidden stash of Simichrome Polish. The carb jetting kit goes, too.
Quite a sting, yes? :crossx:

BrianB
09-07-2006, 07:32 PM
I guess no one has explained the rules to you yet. Beings you're a newb, let me jot a few down here for ya:
1) No insults directed toward anyone but yourself.
2) You are here expressly for entertainment value. OUR entertainment.
3) Just tell stories, like a good boy.
4) Since your ADD has by now kicked in, let's cut to the chase, shall we?
I still have the code to your garage door opener. Any violation of the above will result in the immediate and painful removal of all Never Dull as well as your hidden stash of Simichrome Polish. The carb jetting kit goes, too.
Quite a sting, yes? :crossx:
Aren't we a little pissy.......I think your blood sugar must be low...
Go eat a candy bar and count some ammo
I'm thinkin about going underground again...This is starting to hurt :cry:

Riverkid
09-08-2006, 09:03 AM
I'll just follow the polished in tracks in the garage slab. You know you can't go a day without taking a hit of that stuff! :220v:
Been field testing RiverRoyal's vodka Fresca ensemble. I think my blood sugar is just fine! Next thing i'll cut my finger and wake up in an ambulance? :crossx: :crossx: :crossx:
Back to the rules. Please see #3. :boxed:

HM
09-11-2006, 05:35 PM
Don't push too hard on BrianB's few braincells. Even though he never did drugs and was a mild drinker at best....taking rips off of the trimill header on his 2274 while running trick fuel did more damage than we thought. Also, catching his eye brows on fire when his 427 Ford coughed throught the carter dual carbs did its fair share of damage as well.

Riverkid
09-12-2006, 04:05 PM
Saw him over at Kar Tek today. We huddled up real quick and couldn't decide on the $110K or the $120K prerunner :crossx: so we left that decision for another day...
Said this HB stuff takes WAY too much effort. Said call him whenever you need new material? :rolleyes:

Biglue
09-12-2006, 06:23 PM
You mofos are something else. LMAO.

HM
09-13-2006, 04:44 PM
Said this HB stuff takes WAY too much effort. Said call him whenever you need new material? :rolleyes:
Too much effort to wrestle his ballz from his wife?

Riverkid
09-13-2006, 05:40 PM
Too much effort to wrestle his ballz from his wife?
He signed on to coach, five year old soccer. No more weekend fun for Brian... :220v: Maybe we can get him on here after practice is over? When he's all done playing with his balls? :crossx:

Riverkid
10-06-2006, 03:19 AM
Tell us another story... :crossx: