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hoolign
01-13-2006, 06:46 PM
WTF?? we need a gimmick! any suggestions?? I thought maybe some catch phrase or a celebrity??

ROZ
01-13-2006, 06:50 PM
I'm going to say what others have long to.....
Pics, please.... I mean, how can you spam these without pics? :D
Hope the moderator doesn't put this in the SPAM forum....

hoolign
01-13-2006, 06:53 PM
I'm going to say what others have long to.....
Pics, please.... I mean, how can you spam these without pics? :D
Hope the moderator doesn't put this in the SPAM forum....
The problem with that is everytime we try to take a product pic for the catolouge...the R&D dept grabs the damn thing for a refurb?? :mad:

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 07:03 PM
And now a message from the head of SBW Products.
Character
You, my friend, wouldn't know character if it jumped up and bit you in the ass. Judging by the company you keep, you're a horrible judge of character. Believe me, I've been around men of great character, ain't one in your bunch.
You might want to use this somewhere in the return policy. :idea:

hoolign
01-13-2006, 07:11 PM
And now a message from the head of SBW Products.
Character
You, my friend, wouldn't know character if it jumped up and bit you in the ass. Judging by the company you keep, you're a horrible judge of character. Believe me, I've been around men of great character, ain't one in your bunch.
You might want to use this somewhere in the return policy. :idea:
That's actually the word for word disclaimer at the end of our "Home shopping Channel" infomercial..we originally had Jack Lo Lane of "juicemaster fame" revel in the fact that we thought of him for the spot.. But Jack backed out due his Prostate was enlarged and could not deal with another pain in the ass
Were petitioning Eric Estrada right now!

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 07:16 PM
Were petitioning Eric Estrada right now!
Your founder has to go to great lenghts to secure a mouth piece..
http://www.geocities.com/donrosenberger/faculty/garyandponch.jpg

hoolign
01-13-2006, 07:45 PM
Your founder has to go to great lenghts to secure a mouth piece..
http://www.geocities.com/donrosenberger/faculty/garyandponch.jpg
Holy shit is he pale! :D

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 08:25 PM
Holy shit is he pale! :D
Fresh FACIAL?

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 09:14 PM
Damn, I thought I stirred the pot BUT you 2 got me beat by a long ways. I grew up playin with rattlesnakes around the house but you 2 gonna get bit.
Rio
Barking dogs don't bite! Besides, we're promoting a fictional product line in here. Nothing more...

hoolign
01-13-2006, 09:14 PM
Damn, I thought I stirred the pot BUT you 2 got me beat by a long ways. I grew up playin with rattlesnakes around the house but you 2 gonna get bit.
Rio
Ohhh please! Bit..by what? he couldnt shut his mouth long enough to sink a fang in!

hoolign
01-13-2006, 09:15 PM
Barking dogs don't bite! Besides, we're promoting a fictional product line in here. Nothing more...
Fictional??? I have 32 bucks wrapped up in this venture! :mad:

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 09:17 PM
Fictional??? I have 32 bucks wrapped up in this venture! :mad:
.... my bad... I meant disfunctional!

hoolign
01-13-2006, 09:19 PM
.... my bad... I meant disfunctional!
Well look at the idiot I used as my role model!

Old Texan
01-13-2006, 09:25 PM
Watchin' Leno right now and Steve Irwin the Crocodile man is on.
There's your spokesman.
Talks loud, questionable sense, graphic hand movements, has no fear of landing up to neck in animal shiat, gets along with animals more than humans, keeps small mammals in his pants, doesn't realize he often comes off as an a$$, legend in his own mind.
Product will fly off the shelf....... :rollside:

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 09:27 PM
Well look at the idiot I used as my role model!
I was thrown a bit when you chose a self admitted "idiot", I mean even George foreman had a career prior to hawkin' the grill. I was trying to see the hidden genius in your plan.

hoolign
01-13-2006, 09:27 PM
Watchin' Leno right now and Steve Irwin the Crocodile man is on.
There's your spokesman.
Talks loud, questionable sense, graphic hand movements, has no fear of landing up to neck in animal shiat, gets along with animals more than humans, keeps small mammals in his pants, doesn't realize he often comes off as an a$$, legend in his own mind.
Product will fly off the shelf....... :rollside:
OMG SWB is "the croc Hunter????? KRIKEY!

hoolign
01-13-2006, 09:30 PM
I was thrown a bit when you chose a self admitted "idiot", I mean even George foreman had a career prior to hawkin' the grill. I was trying to see the hidden genius in your plan.
In the immortal words of "Andrew Dice Clay" ...SWB.. I fukked him! OOOOOOO

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 09:36 PM
In the immortal words of "Andrew Dice Clay" ...SWB.. I fukked him! OOOOOOO
I don't want pictures or details... I'll just take your word on this one....

hoolign
01-13-2006, 09:38 PM
I don't want pictures or details... I'll just take your word on this one....
Fine..I'll put em on EBAY!

hoolign
01-13-2006, 09:48 PM
We certainly shall see about that.
Easy Odey :D

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 09:51 PM
We certainly shall see about that.
Another threat?:D

hoolign
01-13-2006, 09:52 PM
Hey, if I continually kicked you in the internet junk, I would expect you to punch me in the mouth. :D
Got your mouth gaurd in? :D

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 09:54 PM
You gonna go cry to somebody now? Go, hurry up.
Wow, you are an idiot.

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 09:56 PM
:sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

hoolign
01-13-2006, 10:03 PM
Maybe when you die, I can take your throne.
You can do better than that! ..I'm havin one more drink and I expect some unequivacable banter here! :mad:

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 10:09 PM
Jon,
You are more than welcome to use my throne, hell my dog drinks out of it you might as well.
Mark

hoolign
01-13-2006, 10:12 PM
Jon,
You are more than welcome to use my throne, hell my dog drinks out of it you might as well.
Mark
OG 1 ____ Jon -4 :confused:

djunkie
01-13-2006, 10:19 PM
WTF is going on in here? Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know. :crossx:

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 10:24 PM
WTF is going on in here? Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know. :crossx:
Yes you do.

djunkie
01-13-2006, 10:37 PM
Yes you do.
Hey when do I get those things emailed to me? :crossx:

ROZ
01-13-2006, 10:38 PM
Alright, someone got some s'plainin to do? :D
SWB, inc. on Ebay ? Hope you set the reserves high!

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 10:49 PM
Hey when do I get those things emailed to me? :crossx:
When you PM me with the list and your email address.... :mad:

djunkie
01-13-2006, 10:56 PM
When you PM me with the list and your email address.... :mad:
Do you know what things I'm talking about? :boxed:

OGShocker
01-13-2006, 11:01 PM
Do you know what things I'm talking about? :boxed:
your email address??? PM me...

ROZ
01-13-2006, 11:38 PM
Where the f is your damn customer service crew? I'm having issues here! My damn SWB wire cutters ain't working!!!

NashvilleBound
01-14-2006, 05:24 AM
I'm lost..... :) :rollside: :) :rollside: