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later
09-06-2006, 01:40 PM
So.My Boss tells me about his labor day weekend and tells me he spent over night in the hospital.I ask why what happened.He reply's,I went a got a shot for male inhancement.I laughed about it.He told me thats not funnie.I asked why?.He reply's,because he had a woody for 8 dam hours and that puppy hurt like hell.He also had 2 party's to goto and made it through but had to see the doctors afterwards.I asked him how did they bring it down.He looks at me and says they drained it.Drained it!.They drained the blood.Tell you what.That I will never do,that is crazy sh*t.OUCH!

little rowe boat
09-06-2006, 01:42 PM
I hope he got to put it to good use for all his trouble. :p

ratso
09-06-2006, 01:43 PM
If I find another chick that makes it so hard that it hurts and stays up for 8 hours... I'm gonna marry her. :crossx:

Jyruiz
09-06-2006, 01:44 PM
So.My Boss tells me about his labor day weekend and tells me he spent over night in the hospital.I ask why what happened.He reply's,I went a got a shot for male inhancement.I laughed about it.He told me thats not funnie.I asked why?.He reply's,because he had a woody for 8 dam hours and that puppy hurt like hell.He also had 2 party's to goto and made it through but had to see the doctors afterwards.I asked him how did they bring it down.He looks at me and says they drained it.Drained it!.They drained the blood.Tell you what.That I will never do,that is crazy sh*t.OUCH!
Your boss ha? Ok.

Devil's Advocate
09-06-2006, 01:47 PM
If I find another chick that makes it so hard that it hurts and stays up for 8 hours... I'm gonna marry her. :crossx:
Not again with your serial marriages.... :crossx:

Biglue
09-06-2006, 01:49 PM
8 hour hard on??? I thought the warnings were anything after 4 hours and see a doctor???????

Her454
09-06-2006, 02:00 PM
THis thread is useless without pics LOL.

ratso
09-06-2006, 02:02 PM
8 hour hard on??? I thought the warnings were anything after 4 hours and see a doctor???????
After 8 hours, she'll need a doctor!!! :crossx:

SoCalSouthpaw
09-06-2006, 02:02 PM
Your boss ha? Ok.
LMFAO!!!! Thats what I was thinking. This whole thread has BROKEBACK written ALL over it. .... ..... .... . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . .IM OUTTA HERE!!

SHAKEN Not Stirred
09-06-2006, 02:18 PM
Man....
I read an article in Men's Health quite a while ago about a similar situation, only this was regarding taking an over the counter supplement.
This guy took a supplement that was designed to “Enhance” his ability….
Only the “Enhanced” part failed to leave after the lovin’ was done….
So….long story short (no pun intended) after a couple days of “Enhancement”, they had to surgically disconnect the problem…..
Which left him with a useless “Unit” forever…..
I say stick with what GOD gave you……
Later,
CJG
:idea:

socalmoney
09-06-2006, 02:39 PM
Tell your boss chicks are not interested in bigger penis, they are interested in a bigger wallet.

later
09-06-2006, 02:49 PM
We gave him a new name around here.Kickstand.Anybody out there want to throw in a new nick name?.

superdave013
09-06-2006, 02:52 PM
THis thread is useless without pics LOL.
:mad:

socalmofo
09-06-2006, 02:53 PM
We gave him a new name around here.Kickstand.Anybody out there want to throw in a new nick name?.
Tripod

Her454
09-06-2006, 02:54 PM
:mad:
ROTFLMAO, whats wrong, you guys say that all the time! :rollside:

soupersonic
09-06-2006, 02:54 PM
They say to tell your doctor if it stays erect for more than 4 hours,im not telling my doctor, im telling everyone :)

RitcheyRch
09-06-2006, 03:26 PM
LMAO :)
They say to tell your doctor if it stays erect for more than 4 hours,im not telling my doctor, im telling everyone :)

HavasuSelect
09-06-2006, 03:42 PM
We gave him a new name around here.Kickstand.Anybody out there want to throw in a new nick name?.
Cock-Ness-Monster

OutCole'd
09-06-2006, 03:44 PM
They say to tell your doctor if it stays erect for more than 4 hours,im not telling my doctor, im telling everyone :)
LMAO!!

ratso
09-06-2006, 03:45 PM
...one of my exes called me "Cockdaddy". I liked that okay. What I didn't like was one of them called me "Blossom" and another called me her "Little Pot Belly Bear"...
Hope this shit don't come back to haunt me... :eek:

Biglue
09-06-2006, 03:53 PM
...one of my exes called me "Cockdaddy". I liked that okay. What I didn't like was one of them called me "Blossom" and another called me her "Little Pot Belly Bear"...
Hope this shit don't come back to haunt me... :eek:
Sig line quotes.....get cher sig line quotes. :crossx:

Devil's Advocate
09-06-2006, 03:57 PM
...one of my exes called me "Cockdaddy". I liked that okay. What I didn't like was one of them called me "Blossom" and another called me her "Little Pot Belly Bear"...
Hope this shit don't come back to haunt me... :eek:
.... :idea:

JB in so cal
09-06-2006, 04:10 PM
http://earthhopenetwork.net/bush%20art/bush_got_wood.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~ketubah/tonermishap/rifleman.jpg

4day!!
09-06-2006, 04:17 PM
wouldn't that be considered male unenhancement?

isthismikeon?
09-06-2006, 04:21 PM
he should of tried the new viagra competitor.................mycoxafloppin

Devil's Advocate
09-06-2006, 04:50 PM
he should of tried the new viagra competitor.................mycoxafloppin
Not to be confused with my favorite of all dinasaurs, Lickallotapus.

gsb_77_xl
09-06-2006, 05:19 PM
How about ya call him "flag staff"

PowellScooter
09-06-2006, 05:43 PM
Congrats on the promotion ! :rolleyes: J/K :cool:

SHOTKALLIN
09-06-2006, 06:58 PM
What exactly is male enhancement? Are we talking like Viagra? or Enzite? 8 hours sounds like you could sell it on the street and make a fortune.

FMluvswater
09-06-2006, 07:09 PM
THis thread is useless without pics LOL.
Amen! :D :D :D

HMF'er
09-06-2006, 10:58 PM
Not to be confused with my favorite of all dinasaurs, Lickallotapus.
..................and your favorite dessert:
creamofsomeyoungguy!