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core attitude
09-07-2006, 07:59 AM
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Sheriff's Deputies Make Bizarre Arrest
Wednesday September 6, 2006
Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc.
Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man...naked and covered in oats.
Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean.
He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out.
Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.

Tequila-John
09-07-2006, 08:00 AM
hahahaha what a perv....

topless
09-07-2006, 08:04 AM
That is sick! Makes me want to vomit. :cry: :cry:

OGShocker
09-07-2006, 08:07 AM
That is sick! Makes me think though. :cry: :cry:
Stay out of the BARN!!!
Have a great day Topper ol' pal..:D

Jbb
09-07-2006, 08:13 AM
Alternate story title......Topless finds a husband... :p

Krazy K
09-07-2006, 08:27 AM
You know, this thread can be added to the Paris Hilton thread...cuz she looks just like a horse! And, I'm sure some idiot would do the same thing again...

ChumpChange
09-07-2006, 08:29 AM
Where did you find this story? Link?

RitcheyRch
09-07-2006, 08:30 AM
What a sicko. Anyone get any pictures....LMAO

lucky
09-07-2006, 08:39 AM
man that is almost as bad as the sheep focker of last year in az

OGShocker
09-07-2006, 08:41 AM
Where did you find this story? Link?
I saw it here (http://www.***boat.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2134789&postcount=1) first...:D

topless
09-07-2006, 08:47 AM
LMAO :rollside:Hey you, STFU!!!! (since I know what it means now) :crossx:

ChumpChange
09-07-2006, 08:48 AM
I saw it here (http://www.***boat.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2134789&postcount=1) first...:D
Always a helper. I like to take these sick stories and spread them around the office with my coworkers names replacing the actual sicko.

OGShocker
09-07-2006, 08:53 AM
Always a helper. I like to take these sick stories and spread them around the office with my coworkers names replacing the actual sicko.
I really posted that for Top'. She falls for that shit EVERYTIME!! :) LMAO

topless
09-07-2006, 08:58 AM
I really posted that for Top'. She falls for that shit EVERYTIME!! :) LMAOLOL, ...you sicko. :220v:

Ziggy
09-07-2006, 09:05 AM
Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal.
Alfred + Horse= http://www.riverratlife.net/images/tpls/ali.gif

OGShocker
09-07-2006, 09:22 AM
HHuummm, wonder what Topless would look (and taste) like all oiled up and rolled in oats?lol
Rio
There are MANY answers to your question..:D
http://www.theoldgeezers.org/Oatmeal.jpg

topless
09-07-2006, 09:26 AM
Why does my name keep getting brought up? :idea:

topless
09-07-2006, 10:16 AM
Top, I think it has sumptin to do with your X boyfriends dog making eyes at you. You know, the one that's posed to get his ass in gear and make my parts but instead can't stay off the puter.
Rio
LOL...........pot stirrer.

Goad
09-07-2006, 10:23 AM
reminds me of the Good ol' Mr Hands Video
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Mr._Hands

Ziggy
09-07-2006, 10:46 AM
Why does my name keep getting brought up? :idea:
I never brought your name into it. :p :D
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Goad, you may want to take down that link before ***boat bans you for indecent pic link....

OGShocker
09-07-2006, 10:49 AM
Goad, you may want to take down that link before ***boat bans you for indecent pic link....
What are you, a cop? Wait til Top' is finised reviewing the page before you call the Mods..:D

Ziggy
09-07-2006, 11:14 AM
What are you, a cop? Wait til Top' is finised reviewing the page before you call the Mods..:D
No but I acted as one on TV... :p Starsky and Hutch :rolleyes: :)
I wouldn't snitch on anyone for a pic, I don't care....but he might. You know how the Mods can get around here... :D :D

core attitude
09-07-2006, 11:39 AM
Where did you find this story? Link?
Here it is. (http://www.ksby.com/home/headlines/3855917.html)