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soupersonic
09-08-2006, 07:16 AM
We ' re Off to See the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
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They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
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What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
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Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
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No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"Well, I think I need a heart."
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"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
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Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
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"IS DOROTHY HERE?"

MudPumper
09-08-2006, 07:18 AM
LMFAO :rollside:

SHOTKALLIN
09-08-2006, 07:55 AM
Lmao