Four years on the toilet.

[HCS]

I'm sitting here wasting time on the internet with the TV news on.
They just said people spend four years of there life on the toilet.
Sounds like alot of shit to me.
They said women spend more. :rolleyes:

[Forkin' Crazy]

I'm sitting here wasting time on the internet with the TV news on.
They just said people spend four years of there life on the toilet.
Sounds like alot of shit to me.
They said women spend more. :rolleyes:
That's a lot of time on the shitter!!!
Sure glad I don't have a problem with constipation... That could add a few years! LOL! :rollside:

[Devil's Advocate]

They said women spend more. :rolleyes:
Yeah I would think so considering more of our activity requires sitting down. :p

[SummitKarl]

I'm sitting here wasting time on the internet with the TV news on.
They just said people spend four years of there life on the toilet.
Sounds like alot of shit to me.
They said women spend more. :rolleyes:
YAP TOP
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2734adicted-med.jpg
can you imagine how much extra time Tom Brown spends? :rollside:

[Ultracrazy]

Tom Brown needs to chirp in here for further intell........... :cool:

[Cheap Thrills]

YAP TOP
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2734adicted-med.jpg
I bet she's trying to install the driver for her iPad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jXLV9WgamA) :D
C.T. :wink:

[kingcole80]

Yeh but how many magizines read is that LMAO!

[YeLLowBoaT]

In college the best study time was when I was on the crapper. I think for a few classes that was the only time I opened the book. :)

[HotDogz]

isnt that where everyone reads ***boat?
Nothing like some alone time... :p

[RitcheyRch]

The best reading and alone time is on the crapper. Have even had a few good naps in there.

[BOOGEYMAN]

four years!!!! ya right!
ok lets say On average you are on the toilet for 5 minutes at a time. So you are on the toilet for 5 minutes at a time once a day that means it would take you 12 times on the crapper to make one hour. It would take 288 times to make for 24 hours or 30.42 hours for a whole year.
So lets just say for the day you were born you spent 5 minutes on the crapper a day and you lived to be 100 years old. That would mean that you spent 126.75 days on the crapper!!! Wow you sure would have to shit alot to make it be 4 yeas!!! I wonder where they come up with this shit.
sorry had some free time this morning. :)

[Devil's Advocate]

sorry had some free time this morning. :)
I guess so. What, did you think of this on the shitter? :D

[Forkin' Crazy]

four years!!!! ya right!
ok lets say On average you are on the toilet for 5 minutes at a time. So you are on the toilet for 5 minutes at a time once a day that means it would take you 12 times on the crapper to make one hour. It would take 288 times to make for 24 hours or 30.42 hours for a whole year.
So lets just say for the day you were born you spent 5 minutes on the crapper a day and you lived to be 100 years old. That would mean that you spent 126.75 days on the crapper!!! Wow you sure would have to shit alot to make it be 4 yeas!!! I wonder where they come up with this shit.
sorry had some free time this morning. :)
Only once a day? For only 5 min. at a time? :220v:
You must be a "Power Loaf-Pincher"!!!
:D :D :D :D :D

[BOOGEYMAN]

haha no, but I knew I had that comming. :) No i just use the toilet when i need to, no reason to me to just sit there, try to shit and smell my own shit for as long as possible.

[Devil's Advocate]

haha no, but I knew I had that comming. :) No i just use the toilet when i need to, no reason to me to just sit there, try to shit and smell my own shit for as long as possible.
Ok. TMI. :yuk: :crossx:

[HCS]

I was wondering how they came to that conclusion.
You'd have to take the average life span of a human and figure who much they crap.
I guess. :rolleyes:

[blackcloud75]

They just said people spend four years of there life on the toilet........
That is the only "ME" time I get......and the 18 month-old still comes and pounds on the door!!!! :skull:

[SummitKarl]

Only once a day? For only 5 min. at a time? :220v:
You must be a "Power Loaf-Pincher"!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
yea no kidding what about the after poop....poop :rollside:
and I believe he forgot the "case of the shitz" variable :2purples:
and I am sure "SHE" throws the law of averages right out the window :jawdrop:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/2734baconfat-med.jpg

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

I'm sitting here wasting time on the internet with the TV news on.
They just said people spend four years of there life on the toilet.
Sounds like alot of shit to me.
They said women spend more. :rolleyes:
so does that mean since I am a woman and a plumber I spend even more time? :220v:

[Forkin' Crazy]

haha no, but I knew I had that comming. :) No i just use the toilet when i need to, no reason to me to just sit there, try to shit and smell my own shit for as long as possible.
That is why I flush as I go! Water is cheap. Helps to have an exhaust fan too!:crossx:
Karl, I wonder if she keeps the TP people in business!!!??? :220v:

[HCS]

so does that mean since I am a woman and a plumber I spend even more time? :220v:
I would have to say...yes. :D