The Wife ever threaten to tie a knot in your weiner?

[Trailer Park Casanova]

Never fails, condom vending machines never work.
I spotted the glow-in-the-dark porkcupine kind in the vending machine, and wanted to mount it on my Bronze Stallion and use it on the wife in Vegas recently.
Sneek it in in the dark.
I've been fixed, and we've been tested and have no lothsome diseases, but a stunt condom might be fun I thought.
Lost my money in the condom machine and went back to the room.
It's always that way.
I told the wife about it and she said:
"Why do you guys always want to do that kind of stuff to girls?
How'd you like it if we tied your weiners in a knot?"
She almost suspects it's with real quills w/fishhooks and barbs. OK, I told her that for smiles.
http://www.qualitycondomsvending.com/QCVL%20Display%20Mark%2011.jpg

[ratso]

Never fails, condom vending machines never work.
I spotted the glow-in-the-dark porkcupine kind in the vending machine, and wanted to mount it on my Bronze stallion and use it on the wife in Vegas recently.
Sneek it in in the dark.
Lost my money in the condom machine and went back to the room.
It's always that way.
I told the wife about it and she said:
"Why do you guys always want to do that kind stuff to girls?"
How'd you like it if we tied your weiners in a knot?
She suspects it's with real quills w/ fishhooks and barbs.
http://www.qualitycondomsvending.com/QCVL%20Display%20Mark%2011.jpg
I've had em threaten to chop it off before... :jawdrop:

[socalmoney]

My wife can't even tie her shoes.
Just kidding dear.

[BigDoug]

She says she gonna put 2 knots in that thing :cry:

[Devil's Advocate]

Quit messin' with her and she won't have to pull a Lorraine Bobbit on your ass. :crossx:

[SHOTKALLIN]

I've had em threaten to chop it off before... :jawdrop:
Ratso, I cant imagine anyone telling that to you. :crossx:

[lilrick]

mine ain't long enough for a KNOT!! :D

[Forkin' Crazy]

mine ain't long enough for a KNOT!! :D
That's what I was thinking... I'd just laugh and say, "GO FOR IT!!!"
LOL! :cool:

[Cheap Thrills]

sometimes I'll tie a double half hitch in mine and go at it Just for her pleasure. :D
C.T. :wink:

[HCS]

I've had em threaten to chop it off before... :jawdrop:
Yep. A couple times with different wemon. :rolleyes:

[Mrs 2LKHVSU]

She says she gonna put 2 knots in that thing :cry:
Is that WHY you call yourself BIG DOUG? Sorry, I couldn't resist :crossx:

[socalmoney]

Most guys I know would be thrilled if their wife tried to tie their pecker in a knot, at least they would be paying some attention to it. :)
I tell my wife to treat it like a cherry stem. haha

[deltaAce]

No, but it's been stepped on a time or two............