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FASTEST
12-20-2002, 12:07 PM
I was wondering is if tean mullet members / followers/want to be's actually have mullets?? I thought mullets were out years ago. Are you people a group that has vintage boats or what? Also, do any females associate with your group. Cause I know its nice to have someone deliver beer, keep the camp clean and food on the tables. Anyway hope to beat ya all some time.
Nstigator74
12-20-2002, 12:18 PM
It takes a real clown :rolleyes: to have a first post like that. We're used to your kind.
Her454
12-20-2002, 12:20 PM
FASTEST:
I was wondering is if tean mullet members / followers/want to be's actually have mullets?? I thought mullets were out years ago. Are you people a group that has vintage boats or what? Also, do any females associate with your group. Cause I know its nice to have someone deliver beer, keep the camp clean and food on the tables. Anyway hope to beat ya all some time. only the lucky females. your an idiot. :D
Bird Percher
12-20-2002, 12:39 PM
[ December 20, 2002, 12:40 PM: Message edited by: Bird Percher ]
Bird Percher
12-20-2002, 12:42 PM
FASTEST:
I was wondering is if tean mullet members / followers/want to be's actually have mullets?? I thought mullets were out years ago. Are you people a group that has vintage boats or what? Also, do any females associate with your group. Cause I know its nice to have someone deliver beer, keep the camp clean and food on the tables. Anyway hope to beat ya all some time. Hey fastest, you will have plenty of boats to TRY to beat on the first!!!! Dont be afraid and not show up after a post like that! eek!
Jetboatguru
12-20-2002, 01:56 PM
For those of you that want to see how a flatbottom should ride, don't look at the picture below.
Cover your screen and watch out for the spray.
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Raceboat_Arenas/Drag_Boats/273-1.JPG
and better yet,,,
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Raceboat_Arenas/Drag_Boats/273_pass.JPG
Note the King Kong grip on the wheel as if the thing has power. Is his visor up? Hopefully Mrs Big Boy Toys will go easy on him and Let him have 2 boats and the move when they race.
[ December 20, 2002, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: Jetboatguru ]
SUI-CY-COLE
12-20-2002, 02:18 PM
ouch.............kung fu grip you mean?
bt273
12-20-2002, 08:07 PM
This is a perfect example of "let me drive your boat", and he slams it in so far it never recovers and you get pics like these. Not text book stuff from the man himself!
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Raceboat_Arenas/Drag_Boats/tony3.JPG http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Raceboat_Arenas/Drag_Boats/Dsc00277.JPG
Her454
12-20-2002, 08:10 PM
273, heard thru the grapevine that nick is selling his boat. any idea how much or if he really will?
FASTEST
12-20-2002, 08:34 PM
Hey I did not mean to ruffle all your panties, just been watching and thought I would ask, I dont want to make anyone cry, cry like you got spanked by a hydro or jet.
smalls
12-20-2002, 08:35 PM
Her454:
273, heard thru the grapevine that nick is selling his boat. any idea how much or if he really will? How much $$$ you got?
Her454
12-20-2002, 08:36 PM
no panties ruffled here, i still just think your an idiot...that thinks he's undercover..... eek!
FASTEST
12-20-2002, 08:39 PM
hey hey I AM sorry are we sensitive tonight?? It must be hard to not actually own a boat. But you do not have to get rude.
Her454
12-20-2002, 08:46 PM
i am never sensitive...not my nature. and yep, im just a boat groupie I guess, its tough......
smalls
12-20-2002, 08:50 PM
Her454:
i am never sensitive...not my nature. and yep, im just a boat groupie I guess, its tough...... He already got rated????
Her454
12-20-2002, 08:58 PM
hey fastest, how about ya come down to the bench racer forums and chat with me there.......i realllly like guys with fast boats...... eek!
Sangster
12-20-2002, 09:01 PM
Her454:
hey fastest, how about ya come down to the bench racer forums and chat with me there.......i realllly like guys with fast boats...... eek! Ok Flyte, you can give it up now...She likes guy's with "FAST" Boats... :D :D :D :D And you talk about being committed to your job(moderator)J/K :p :p :p
[ December 20, 2002, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: Sangster ]
Her454
12-20-2002, 09:03 PM
Sangster:
Ok Flyte, you can give it up now...She likes guy's with "FAST" Boats... :D :D :D :D LMAO......
SUI-CY-COLE
12-20-2002, 09:24 PM
smalls....you mean rated or raped???by a large inmate,bla bla bla
Her454
12-20-2002, 09:26 PM
???????????????????????????????????????? eek! eek!
Sangster
12-20-2002, 09:34 PM
Don't Ask.........
Mrs Big Boy Toys
12-20-2002, 09:41 PM
Jetboatguru:
For those of you that want to see how a flatbottom should ride, don't look at the picture below.
Cover your screen and watch out for the spray.
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Raceboat_Arenas/Drag_Boats/273-1.JPG
and better yet,,,
http://free.***boat.net/ubb/Avatars/Raceboat_Arenas/Drag_Boats/273_pass.JPG
Note the King Kong grip on the wheel as if the thing has power. Is his visor up? Hopefully Mrs Big Boy Toys will go easy on him and Let him have 2 boats and the move when they race. , I guess I could let him get a head start, But after that watch out! :)
[ December 20, 2002, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: Mrs Big Boy Toys ]
Mrs Big Boy Toys
12-20-2002, 09:42 PM
That's a nice boat... :)
SUI-CY-COLE
12-20-2002, 09:44 PM
wow,,my last post didnt come out right,oh well.ill get over it,hahahaha
Sangster
12-20-2002, 09:45 PM
Mrs Big Boy Toys:
That's a nice boat... :) You could have went all nite without saying that.. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Mrs Big Boy Toys
12-20-2002, 09:48 PM
Sorry, I call it as I see it. LOL
Hud
12-20-2002, 09:50 PM
Sangster, did you used race sprint cars
Sangster
12-21-2002, 07:19 AM
Hud:
Sangster, did you used race sprint cars Back in the 70s....
K3-River-Rat
12-21-2002, 08:14 AM
Her454:
i still just think your an idiot...that thinks he's undercover..... eek! Exercising our magic powers are we! :D :D wink :cool:
Hud
12-21-2002, 08:22 AM
Sangster, the reason I asked about the sprint cars is, we race World of Outlaws on line every Wed. night at 8:00 pm. Though you might want some!!
Her454
12-21-2002, 08:57 AM
K3-River-Rat:
Her454:
i still just think your an idiot...that thinks he's undercover..... eek! Exercising our magic powers are we! :D :D wink :cool: maybe...... :D
FLYTE RISK
12-21-2002, 09:25 AM
Sangster:
Her454:
hey fastest, how about ya come down to the bench racer forums and chat with me there.......i realllly like guys with fast boats...... eek! Ok Flyte, you can give it up now...She likes guy's with "FAST" Boats... :D :D :D :D And you talk about being committed to your job(moderator)J/K :p :p :p
FLYTE RISK
12-21-2002, 09:27 AM
Sangster your right I will leave ya alone she got the point in the prayer, since she never saw your boat run :rolleyes:
K3-River-Rat
12-21-2002, 10:00 AM
Her454:
maybe...... :D (Secrets eh)
LOL :D I thought that just was toooo funny wink
Kinda convenient at times isn't it! :D wink
[ December 21, 2002, 08:01 PM: Message edited by: K3-River-Rat ]
Jetboatguru
12-21-2002, 10:06 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by bt273:
[QB] This is a perfect example of textbook stuff from the man himself!
http://dragboats.com/gallery/images/01_05_NitroNats_0732_505.jpg
yep she's pretty dirty. Thanks for compliment Jimmy. it is nice to get props from mullet mountain.
bt273
12-21-2002, 02:02 PM
Is this in the same book? I wish we could see your OH SHIT eyes behind that sheild!!!!!!
http://www.njbaracing.net/gallery/images/aa_pgf766.jpg
Props from Mullet Mountain!! :D
Jetboatguru
12-21-2002, 02:42 PM
My dear bad haircut friend, When you and I look at this picture, we see two different things. I see something that is BAD ASS and gives me serious wood. You see, "Holy shit, I would crap a turd the size of Texas if I was behind the wheel."
Son,
I can only tell you to put down the crack pipe, run to the nearest barber, and take up Bunko with the wife. It is more your speed :D :D
[ December 21, 2002, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: Jetboatguru ]
Jetboatguru
12-21-2002, 03:39 PM
Hey Smalls, I mean Fastest, are you gonna run that TR4 against anyone on the first? Or is it gonna be a trailer baby? eek!
Monkey Bung
12-21-2002, 03:44 PM
oooooooooHHHHH!!! Hes got your number :D BT273!!!
Monkey Bung
12-21-2002, 03:47 PM
Hes on a roll now!! :D
hack job
12-21-2002, 03:57 PM
i like this set!
wink http://plumbersassracing.com/images/jetboatguru2.gif
T-Bag
12-21-2002, 05:00 PM
Her454:
no panties ruffled here, i still just think your an idiot...that thinks he's undercover..... eek! Its hard to ruffle panties when you don't wear them!!!!!!!
Her454
12-21-2002, 05:18 PM
T-Bag, some things are better left a secret. wink HAPPY BIRTHDAY LU LU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
smalls
12-21-2002, 05:23 PM
Jetboatguru:
Hey Smalls, I mean Fastest, are you gonna run that TR4 against anyone on the first? Or is it gonna be a trailer baby? eek! If i don't have to take parts of my boat to keep your POS runnin as fast as it is Mr met, I ment Fastest, Pircher ETC ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Nice try though, Hataville. :p
I will race only people that have made reservations :D
[ December 21, 2002, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: smalls ]
Jetboatguru
12-21-2002, 05:29 PM
Nice try on the names Waylen, Fastest. The jig is up. You won't need to lend me any parts. I just hope you have more than 9 degrees of timing in her. I don't know that Herb is gonna be that anxious to help on race day. Bagpipes says you are like a big cut up piece of bait in shark infested waters. He wants YOU!!!!!!!! Is the Preach gonna be ready?
smalls
12-21-2002, 05:44 PM
Jetboatguru:
Nice try on the names Waylen, Fastest. The jig is up. You won't need to lend me any parts. I just hope you have more than 9 degrees of timing in her. I don't know that Herb is gonna be that anxious to help on race day. Bagpipes says you are like a big cut up piece of bait in shark infested waters. He wants YOU!!!!!!!! Is the Preach gonna be ready? LOL, Too Many of you Hatas over in lake county :D I thought you guys said i was Billy Bob????????
All Herb needs is a couple Bud lights and a bag of Popcorn! :D
I believe bag pipes already has a Res.
It should be a good time. Cole Cash may be ready by then. I herd there is a special suprise comin for you, Can't tell ya so don't even ask. eek!
I hope you started on the 2000 lbs Oh salad and no help from better half........
Oh ya bill wants to know if your gonna pay for that gas?????
[ December 21, 2002, 05:46 PM: Message edited by: smalls ]
Berryessa Billy-Bob
12-21-2002, 05:58 PM
Now I gott's a stalker http://www.drodd.com/teammullet/TEAMMULLET2.gif eek!
bt273
12-21-2002, 06:34 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jetboatguru:
[QB] My dear bad haircut friend, When you and I look at this picture, we see two different things. I see something that is BAD ASS and gives me serious wood. You see, "Holy shit, I would crap a turd the size of Texas if I was behind the wheel."
I would have to agree with you,I do not have a desire to go that fast yet,you definately have the skills, Dont be a hater,I have what I can afford and thats what I am racing,even though it is barely cracking the 8's, but bring your great knowledge oh great one,and help an ass drager out! :p
[ December 21, 2002, 06:35 PM: Message edited by: bt273 ]
FLYTE RISK
12-21-2002, 06:39 PM
bt273:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jetboatguru:
[QB] My dear bad haircut friend, When you and I look at this picture, we see two different things. I see something that is BAD ASS and gives me serious wood. You see, "Holy shit, I would crap a turd the size of Texas if I was behind the wheel."
I would have to agree with you,I do not have a desire to go that fast yet,you definately have the skills, Dont be a hater,I have what I can afford and thats what I am racing,even though it is barely cracking the 8's, but bring your great knowledge oh great one,and help an ass drager out! :p What happened to the crack pipe? Heard smallZZ was lookin for one!!And how fast are the BUNCO games these days wink Signed: complete boat dragger!! :p
bt273
12-21-2002, 06:43 PM
Hey Flyte are you going to put sangser to rest or what? he is begging for an Ass Whooping!!!!! :D
FLYTE RISK
12-21-2002, 06:53 PM
bt273:
Hey Flyte are you going to put sangser to rest or what? he is begging for an Ass Whooping!!!!! :D Nnnnnnaaaaahhhhh had a little poetic justice on the weather forum last night. Reciting the prayer he prays every night before lying down to rest :p but his boat runs in the 8's that is much faster than mine as you well know. So we'll see :D What about you rumor has it SmallZZ wants sum..GET HIM For me wink
Jetboatguru
12-21-2002, 11:20 PM
Smalls, I still have the gas he gave me in my tank. I will siphon it out and give it back.
smalls
12-22-2002, 01:23 AM
Jetboatguru:
Smalls, I still have the gas he gave me in my tank. I will siphon it out and give it back. That gas was Imported from Sweeden, Be carful,,,,,
smalls
12-22-2002, 01:29 AM
FLYTE RISK:
bt273:
Hey Flyte are you going to put sangser to rest or what? he is begging for an Ass Whooping!!!!! :D Nnnnnnaaaaahhhhh had a little poetic justice on the weather forum last night. Reciting the prayer he prays every night before lying down to rest :p but his boat runs in the 8's that is much faster than mine as you well know. So we'll see :D What about you rumor has it SmallZZ wants sum..GET HIM For me wink FLYTE FLYTE FLYTE :p