Joke: Sheriff and Lawyer

[CARLSON-JET]

Sheriff and Lawyer
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you
give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
Deputy says, "sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop or just slow down?" :crossx:

[Dave C]

it would be more funny if he took his gun out and shot him ;) :rollside:

[godfather]

thats awesome :skull:

[deltaAce]

That's a good one, try this one out next chance you get....
Officer to motorist, "Do you know why I stopped you"?
Motorist to officer, "No, do you know why I pulled over"?

[centurion tunnel]

Both of those are funny. I don't think I will be trying either of them .

[Tequila-John]

funny bud :)

[voodoomedman]

That's a good one, try this one out next chance you get....
Officer to motorist, "Do you know why I stopped you"?
Motorist to officer, "No, do you know why I pulled over"?
I've always wanted to try something that would make the officer laugh hard enough to pi$$ his/her pants but I rarely get pulled over and I'd be chicken. I tried the complete honesty thing though and it seems to work. When they ask why they pulled you over if you say something like probably because I came around that corner a little too fast chances are a heck of a lot better to get let go with a warning.