RitcheyRch
09-13-2006, 07:48 AM
Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well-known
artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with three-carat diamond earrings, a large
diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful, red ruby
pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having
an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry.
artist.
She told the artist, "Paint me with three-carat diamond earrings, a large
diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful, red ruby
pendant."
"But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having
an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry.