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RitcheyRch
09-13-2006, 03:00 PM
A real ad from Colorado!!
FREE to an approved home. Excellent guard dog, loves other small-dog
breeds. Answers to the name of Dolly. Will eat anything, owner cannot
afford to feed her anymore, as there are no more kids, thieves,
murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood. Your help
will
be appreciated...
(see attached Photo)
Krazy K
09-13-2006, 03:18 PM
Can you imagine what the dogsh*t looks like?? That's when you call those guys that clean it up for you...
"Uh, sir, there is gonna be a surcharge for all this sh*t I gotta clean up from 1 dog!"
Mrs. Bordsmnj
09-13-2006, 03:19 PM
WOW!!! Can you imagine the slobber than thing generates, not to mention the poop!
I will stick with my rat terriers. :rollside:
wsuwrhr
09-13-2006, 03:35 PM
That is one small woman.
Brian
wsuwrhr
09-13-2006, 03:36 PM
Photochop?
Brian
DILLIGAF
09-13-2006, 03:40 PM
Could be a Fila Mastiff. I would love to have one of the Fila's but would want a big, BIG property for it to roam.
Run_em_Hard
09-13-2006, 04:28 PM
I have a 140 lb great dane...can't use a little baggy to clean up his shit, thats for sure.
SnoopJonnyJon
09-13-2006, 04:36 PM
... like a 2 liter pepsi.
JB in so cal
09-13-2006, 05:15 PM
I'm thinking if that's real, the over/under on what it expels is about 3lbs. :yuk:
Twice a day; 7 days a week. :220v: 4 weeks/month = 168 pounds. :220v: :220v: :220v: X 4 weeks.
RitcheyRch
09-13-2006, 05:29 PM
Not sure if is a photoshop. Sure one huge mofo thats for sure.
DILLIGAF
09-13-2006, 05:30 PM
Not sure if is a photoshop. Sure one huge mofo thats for sure.
Fila Mastiff's can be over 200 lbs
NOTALENT
09-13-2006, 05:32 PM
Its definatley a photoshop job....look at her left arms....its not a smooth curve, but a jaged edge. Good job though.
Caribbean Jet
09-13-2006, 06:54 PM
I don't think that its a chop. The dog is casting a shadow on her in the same direction that her shadow is going and you can see his outline.
Fire Angler
09-13-2006, 07:01 PM
Look at the shadow on the right side of the dog, there is no shadow on the ground. Also look at the girls feet, the shadow direction is off.
Great chopping.
DEMOMAN
09-13-2006, 07:04 PM
"Dolly" sure has a nice package
Rexone
09-14-2006, 12:57 AM
I do alot of PS and I don't think that's a chop. Real high sun angle, shadows are consistant throughout pic.
And... there are dogs that big.
wsuwrhr
09-14-2006, 12:59 AM
I do alot of PS and I don't think that's a chop. Real high sun angle, shadows are consistant throughout pic.
And... there are dogs that big.
That dog is bigger than me
Rexone
09-14-2006, 01:01 AM
That dog is bigger than me
From what I hear most dogs are bigger than you. :rollside:
wsuwrhr
09-14-2006, 01:02 AM
From what I hear most dogs are bigger than you. :rollside:
I'm not denying that.
But I have heart.
Brian