MRS FLYIN VEE
09-15-2006, 06:51 PM
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them , How many will be left?" She calls on little Jonny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little jonny says, I have a question for you."
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The thirs is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal replies. "Well I suppose the ones that gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...... but I like your thinking."
"None, they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little jonny says, I have a question for you."
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The thirs is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal replies. "Well I suppose the ones that gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...... but I like your thinking."