Book report, Clinton, Titanic, Monica

[Wolskis_Bar]

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill
Clinton. One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with
the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor
gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, RoseÂ’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: LetÂ’s not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: MonicaÂ’s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesnÂ’t remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica.....ooh, letÂ’s not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.

[Forkin' Crazy]

LOL! :D

[HighRoller]

Don't forget, the main difference between Bill Clinton and the Titanic is that we know how many people went down on the Titanic!

[Desert Rat]

Hell I say if the President of the USA, the most powerful man in the world can't get any side nooky what the hell good is the job!!!! :crossx:
Of course I would hope that the Pres would have more fillies then pigs in the stable :yuk:

[GHT]

:D :D
That's funny...

[F26]

Hell I say if the President of the USA, the most powerful man in the world can't get any side nooky what the hell good is the job!!!! :crossx:
Of course I would hope that the Pres would have more fillies then pigs in the stable :yuk:
yea...that job blows hard

[Wet Dream]

Love that!