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beerjet
09-21-2006, 03:17 PM
To "Butt Racers" What is the deal with all the pickle sniffing , sausage smuggling , ass drilling , butt darts . It is stating to look like a constuction site port-o-potty wall in here without all the pornographic drawings on the walls (which are classic I might add) . I feel dirty now , I need a shower.
-beerjet-

Biglue
09-21-2006, 04:26 PM
How much meat can you succesfully pass?.......You're gonna need a gageing estimate. :crossx:

Kim Hanson
09-21-2006, 04:27 PM
To "Butt Racers" What is the deal with all the pickle sniffing , sausage smuggling , ass drilling , butt darts . It is stating to look like a constuction site port-o-potty wall in here without all the pornographic drawings on the walls (which are classic I might add) . I feel dirty now , I need a shower.
-beerjet-
No and JetBoats is taken, so get back to pole smoking, sausage & man ass inspecting :cool: Are you Captain Butt Dart............( . )( . )......... :rolleyes:

Kim Hanson
09-21-2006, 04:29 PM
How much meat can you succesfully pass?.......You're gonna need a gageing estimate. :crossx:
Asking all the nasty shit right off the bat, I say he can do 12" without even flinching..........( . )( . )...........I bet a beer :D :D

beerjet
09-21-2006, 08:57 PM
Just reading post in here , I can smell the felch on everyone's breathe.:jawdrop:
-beerjet-

beerjet
09-21-2006, 09:01 PM
How much meat can you succesfully pass? :crossx:
I'll have to learn from you pro's.:lightsabe:
-beerjet-

beerjet
09-21-2006, 09:08 PM
Asking all the nasty shit right off the bat, I say he can do 12" without even flinching..........( . )( . )...........I bet a beer :D :D
Sounds like a good bet if your planning on a dry night .
-.........( o )( o ).........-

lucky
09-22-2006, 06:11 AM
Beer jet ? why do you have to try to covert the resident homo's with your Ass Avatar - you won't make anyfriends IN HERE with ass like that :)

rrrr
09-22-2006, 06:58 AM
No and JetBoats is taken, so get back to pole smoking, sausage & man ass inspecting :cool: Are you Captain Butt Dart............( . )( . )......... :rolleyes:
Just about any jet boat owner fits in here. Seems with that big arsehole looking extension on their boats, man love becomes natural. :220v: :crossx:

uclahater
09-22-2006, 07:11 AM
Beerjet you cum down here, and want to Change our sacred name :mad: And yet you have you phone number listed right underneath your screenname :idea: :idea: You not only came down here to see the sausage party, but to enjoy the feast :p :p
Happy Hunting :)
FAAAGGG

pixilatedpussy
09-22-2006, 09:40 AM
All this sausage talking made me hungry! :crossx: How are my favorite trouble making fags??? Still spooning??

Kim Hanson
09-22-2006, 10:20 AM
All this sausage talking made me hungry! :crossx: How are my favorite trouble making fags??? Still spooning??
Im doing great and not spooning no guys either :p .........( . )( . )......

lucky
09-22-2006, 10:28 AM
Yes i like spooning -- but i'r really ready to fork - how bout It pixi :)

pixilatedpussy
09-22-2006, 10:33 AM
Im doing great and not spooning no guys either :p .........( . )( . )......
:crossx: :) :) Glad to hear it hun! When you guys gonna come over to the other side & bug us on ISL???

pixilatedpussy
09-22-2006, 10:33 AM
Yes i like spooning -- but i'r really ready to fork - how bout It pixi :)
Happily married & forking my man....but thanks cutie! :rollside:

lucky
09-22-2006, 12:44 PM
Happily married & forking my man....but thanks cutie! :rollside:
you didn't think i was going to leave a golden opperunity like that now did ya pix ----- you can have your Forker - lol -- these fockers are salad tossers any who :)

TAF
09-22-2006, 01:04 PM
Happily married & forking my man....but thanks cutie! :rollside:
At least we can dream of hotties like you / her
By the way , who let you in her? Suppose you can come anywhere you like, ehh?

Kim Hanson
09-22-2006, 01:25 PM
:crossx: :) :) Glad to hear it hun! When you guys gonna come over to the other side & bug us on ISL???
Whats ISL ?.........( . )( . )........give me a link :cool: :crossx:

Kim Hanson
09-22-2006, 01:28 PM
At least we can dream of hotties like you / her
By the way , who let you in her? Suppose you can come anywhere you like, ehh?
Pretty much like that........( . )( . )..........Topless does it alot also............ :cool: soooo, back off the women folk :220v:

TAF
09-22-2006, 01:43 PM
Pretty much like that........( . )( . )..........Topless does it alot also............ :cool: soooo, back off the women folk :220v:
Don't let the avatar fool ya, I'm a lover not a fighter
I gladly invite any and all ladies to join us in our abode

Kim Hanson
09-22-2006, 02:36 PM
Don't let the avatar fool ya, I'm a lover not a fighter
I gladly invite any and all ladies to join us in our abode
That's cool , cause women make the world go round ya know.........( . )( . )............ :cool:

beerjet
09-22-2006, 10:08 PM
How quickly everyone's tone changed :idea: when a lady is present , It was like watching a bunch of gay hand holding under the bleachers :eek:, and when a girls shows up , You all start grabbing your junk and talk about how big it is :crossx:
-beerjet-

beerjet
09-22-2006, 10:16 PM
Just about any jet boat owner fits in here. Seems with that big arsehole looking extension on their boats, man love becomes natural. :220v: :crossx:
Just so you know , that "big extension" that we have is for squirting which all of you really like . :squiggle: I think you girls might want more jet boaters in here . :idea: For our service if anything . :crossx: :crossx:
-beerjet-

Rexone
09-23-2006, 06:52 AM
It should be renamed "Be my little bitch.. racers".

dmontzsta
09-23-2006, 09:02 AM
Guess what Rex? I am not neutering my dog. Also, he goes around ****ing all the neighborhood dogs! He is a pimp and pretty soon all the bitches (even nailed Hanson) will be pregnant and having pups! :)

Biglue
09-23-2006, 11:30 AM
Guess what Rex? I am not neutering my dog. Also, he goes around ****ing all the neighborhood dogs! He is a pimp and pretty soon all the bitches (even nailed Hanson) will be pregnant and having pups! :)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH. Now that's some funny shit right there.

Tom Brown
09-23-2006, 03:54 PM
I think Bench Racers should be renamed to, "Hey asshole... cut that shit out. :mad: "

Kim Hanson
09-23-2006, 04:45 PM
How quickly everyone's tone changed :idea: when a lady is present , It was like watching a bunch of gay hand holding under the bleachers :eek:, and when a girls shows up , You all start grabbing your junk and talk about how big it is :crossx:
-beerjet-
You must be speaking about your avatar now right, that a lot of junk in that trunk there dayum! I have talked to women always with the most respect, thats the way I treat women..........( . )( . )..........You need to stop peeping on gays now, if you want to learn the right way ask Donald :p :D First thing ya have to do is go buy a Maxima and a fart tube..... :idea: :p

Kim Hanson
09-23-2006, 04:50 PM
Just so you know , that "big extension" that we have is for squirting which all of you really like . :squiggle: I think you girls might want more jet boaters in here . :idea: For our service if anything . :crossx: :crossx:
-beerjet-
Ya right, they look like just bigger water lice........( . )( . ).........so what would we want slow ass boats in here talking shit ? Oh, Donald is here for....... :) what was it again ?..... :D :D

Kim Hanson
09-23-2006, 04:53 PM
Guess what Rex? I am not neutering my dog. Also, he goes around ****ing all the neighborhood dogs! He is a pimp and pretty soon all the bitches (even nailed Hanson) will be pregnant and having pups! :)
Well he sure doesn't take after the owner eh :p he get stray stuff, Donld you get the strange stuff :p :D :D ........( . )( . )......

Kim Hanson
09-23-2006, 05:02 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH. Now that's some funny shit right there.
"Hey asshole... cut that shit out. :p Tom it works pretty good for this shit though :D :D ............( . )( . )..........

Biglue
09-25-2006, 08:01 AM
Well he sure doesn't talk after the owner eh :p he get stray stuff, you get the strange stuff :p :D :D ........( . )( . )......
Chalk another one up to the "WTF did he just say thread." :)

460 jus getn it
09-25-2006, 08:08 AM
Chalk another one up to the "WTF did he just say thread." :)
Typed that into the babbler and it said, FOO I DONT SPEAK THAT SHIT........LMAO

Kim Hanson
09-25-2006, 05:52 PM
Chalk another one up to the "WTF did he just say thread." :)
I fixed it ya tugboat driving bitch...........( . )( . )....... :p

Kim Hanson
09-25-2006, 05:55 PM
Typed that into the babbler and it said, FOO I DONT SPEAK THAT SHIT........LMAO
Quack all ya want, it's Duck Season here quacker.............( . )( . )..........I don't kill anything, so it looks like maybe 460 getn it sounds about right........ :crossx:

dmontzsta
09-25-2006, 06:13 PM
Chalk another one up to the "WTF did he just say thread." :)
Really...That sounds like some shit my Grandma would have said, when she was on medication. Actually, Kim looks like my Grandma...on crack! :D

HOSS
09-25-2006, 06:17 PM
Just about any jet boat owner fits in here. Seems with that big arsehole looking extension on their boats, man love becomes natural. :220v: :crossx:
Thats because we,,, BACK IT UP! So bend over while I drop the bucket and hit the hammer! :mad:

HOSS
09-25-2006, 06:19 PM
I think Bench Racers should be renamed to, "Hey asshole... cut that shit out. :mad: "
How`s `bout, " Stick that cactus in your ass"?

HOSS
09-25-2006, 06:20 PM
peyote ain`t all that,,,alll I did was dance around the house naked and rub cam lube on my scrotum. It ain`t all that bro.

beerjet
09-25-2006, 06:25 PM
peyote ain`t all that,,,alll I did was dance around the house naked and rub cam lube on my scrotum. It ain`t all that bro.
Hey HOSS , uuuhhhmmmm. I'm gonna need some of that chit right ther.
-beerjet-

HOSS
09-25-2006, 07:23 PM
As long as you know SS is a fake sumbitch! Romes the net for info. Classic bench racer. I can`t do it now but I`ll be right back. Upon his return,,,you got it,,,info like a mutha phuca,,,funny his hands never get dirty! :mad: Thats a fag bro! A bench racin` fag.

Mandelon
09-25-2006, 08:05 PM
Bwaaaaahaaaahaaaaa. Pickle sniffers. :skull:

HOSS
09-25-2006, 08:16 PM
Saints win! bitches,,,,,,

lucky
09-26-2006, 07:06 AM
I think Bench Racers should be renamed to, "Hey asshole... cut that shit out. :mad: "
Personal experience TOM ??? lmao - a lil too much bran last weekend EHHHH ! :crossx:

Kim Hanson
09-26-2006, 06:15 PM
Really...That sounds like some shit my Grandma would have said, when she was on medication. Actually, Kim looks like my Grandma...on crack! :D
If you were facing away from us with no ears, ya look like my knob, so there :p .......( . )( . )...........

dmontzsta
09-26-2006, 06:42 PM
If you were facing away from us with no ears, ya look like my knob, so there :p .......( . )( . )...........
If you were facing away from us, you would look like a chick, dying of cancer!
:)

Kim Hanson
09-26-2006, 07:37 PM
If you were facing away from us, you would look like a chick, dying of cancer!
:)
Slim is in, knobhead look is out.....okay, you are American take it another 10 years with the knob look.....( . )( . )...... :p

HOSS
03-03-2007, 06:15 AM
My balls itch,,,,,again.:idea:

lucky
03-03-2007, 06:49 AM
My balls itch,,,,,again.:idea:
ya these queers need to shave their ass, my balls are chaffed

Kim Hanson
03-03-2007, 07:45 PM
ya these queers need to shave their ass, my balls are chaffed
I was told by Donald he shaves it all off, must be the goaty Lucky :D :D .........( . )( . )...........

rrrr
03-03-2007, 10:45 PM
I was told by Donald he shaves it all off, must be the goaty Lucky :D :D .........( . )( . )...........
Is Donald's chin cushion irritating your pelotes, lucky?
:D :D