Best Clasic Movie Lines...

[riverracerXXX]

"Well if you're here and I'm here, isnt it our time?" -Fast times at Ridgemont High.
"...thats when I drew this... The Flux Capaciter." -Back to the Future

[djunkie]

"OWWW!!! Stop it you fat penguin"--- Dan Akroyd in the Blues Brothers. :crossx:

[HCS]

I like John Wayne when it comes to quotes he has so many.
"If gotta get down off this horse, it'll be the last thing I'll ever do!"

[HavasuSelect]

"You ate the whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad"- Anchorman
"Vegas baby, VEGAS!"
"Do you think we'll be there by midnight?"
"Baby, we'll be up 5 hundy by midnight" -Swingers

[riverracerXXX]

"you never leave your wingman." -Wedding crashers... Oh and Top Gun :)

[HavasuSelect]

"you never leave your wingman." -Wedding crashers... Oh and Top Gun :)
"I've got a stage 5 clinger"

[Froggystyle]

"Boy... Ain't no way you can be the fruit of my loins. When I get home... I'm gonna punch your Momma in the mouth."

[riverracerXXX]

"Tell them I'm coming... and hell's coming with me you hear?! HELLS COMING WITH ME!" -Tombstone

[squirt'nmyload]

happy gilmore...........
"i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"noooooo"

[Not So Fast]

Its all about the Ball bearings?????????????????????????????
Fletch :D NSF

[squirt'nmyload]

"that there clark is an rv"

[riverracerXXX]

"Pina colada butt lotion? Where does someone buy pina colada butt lotion?" "Well, at Wall-Mart, or K-mart.." -The Ladiesth Man

[Tom Brown]

High Plains Drifter
Mordecai: What do we do when it's over?
The Stranger: Then you live with it.

[eek-a-RAT]

i know you are ,but what am i. "pee wee big adventure"

[Boatcop]

A Toll Booth? Somebody go back to town and get a shitload of dimes.

[riverracerXXX]

"Do you have Space Invaders?" "No." "Do you have Frogger?" "No." "Do you have Asteroids?" "No.... but my dad does. sometimes there so bad he cant even sit down." -Vacation

[centurion tunnel]

**** her. **** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
" For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you! "
" Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance. "
" If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, You homo. "

[Boatcop]

How would you like to have your balls in your ears?
That wouldn't be so bad. Then I could hear myself coming.

[Tom Brown]

"Boy... Ain't no way you can be the fruit of my loins. When I get home... I'm gonna punch your Momma in the mouth."
Smokey and the Bandid. Nice. :D
I'm embarrassed to admit I recognized that Jackie Gleason line right off.

[CA Stu]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[SnakeWrench]

"Those aren't pillows!"
Guess what I am, A zit, get it?

[CA Stu]

"I used to **** guys like you in prison" - Roadhouse

[Rocknpalms]

"The sheriff is a n......ear" "what he say" "I said the sherif is a ni......ear" "sheriffs comming" "as honorary chairman I present this loral and hardy hand shake to our new ni......."

[JB in so cal]

...so the Dali Lama's gonna stiff me. I say's, uhhhh, excuse me your excellence, but, ahhh how 'bout a litle sometin' for the effort?

[Nubbs]

"you Screw Up One More Time And You'll Be Flying A Cargo Plane Full Of Rubber Dog Sh%t Out Of Hong Kong!" Top Gun

[riverracerXXX]

"was your dad a meat burgler? Heres why I ask. Because it looks it looks like someone took two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants."
Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man

[JB in so cal]

...wheresssss the ressss of thissss moooossssse?
...I guess you never run out of ice, then!
...OK. I'll give you $200, but you have to Simonize my cahh!
...oh. You're a hedge!

[Danhercules]

"The sheriff is a n......ear" "what he say" "I said the sherif is a ni......ear" "sheriffs comming" "as honorary chairman I present this loral and hardy hand shake to our new ni......."
"Good mornin ma'am, Isn't it a lovley mornin?"
"Up yours nigger"
My favorite movie.

[riverracerXXX]

"Why do I have to be Mr Pink?"
"Shut up. Its just a focking name."
"Thats easy for you to say, you have a cool name. You're Mr Black."
-Reservoir Dogs

[ECeptor]

"Just because it's your job, doesn't make it right." Cool Hand Luke

[riverracerXXX]

"The women. How much for the women?"
"What?!"
"How much for the little girl? I want to buy."
-Blues Bros

[NoCal NoBoat]

"Always stand clear of the ladder boss"...
"Tell General Armando, "S#$% Happens, Pay Up"...
Captain Ron

[riverracerXXX]

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A Royal with cheese.... You know, 'cus they have the metric system over there."
-Pulp Fiction

[soupersonic]

Well MR carpet bagger,in these parts we have something called a missourah boat ride.
You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?
How is it with stains?

[Elkidminoltu]

"I'm a fuel injected suicide machine!" -Mad Maxx 1
"Who wants a mustache ride?!"
"Can I see your license and registration.........chicken-f****r!"
"I'll pistol whip the next guy who says the word shenanigans!"
"Hey Farva....what's that restaurant you like with all the crazy crap on the walls?!"
"What.....shenanigans!"
"OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!"
- Super Troopers
"Hey, you showed up."
"Yeah, I had trouble deciding what panites I should wear."
"And what did you decide."
"......None"
-Van Wilder ultimate best quote right there :crossx:

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

"that there clark is an rv"
"See here clark. I gotta metal plate in my head. Everything is ok cept when she turns on the microwave. I piss my pants and forget who i am for a while"
"most amps go to ten. This one goes to eleven"

[Bradman]

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Rush Hour

[BadKachina]

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Rush Hour
Don't ever touch a black man's radio!!!

[Cheap Thrills]

ENGLISH Motherfukker , Do you speak it?
Pulp Fiction.
C.T. :wink:

[BadKachina]

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
Silence Of The Lambs

[BadKachina]

ENGLISH Motherfukker , Do you speak it?
Pulp Fiction.
C.T. :wink:
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfocker. Say what one more goddamn time.

[Jbb]

You...shut your mouth when you aree speaking to me.....Rebecca DeMornay ...Wedding Crashers..

[Huckleberry]

"Nice beaver!"
"Thanks. i just had it stuffed!"

[ratso]

...A...seven.......shooter...???
Shakiest Gun In The West

[Sleek-Jet]

...so the Dali Lama's gonna stiff me. I say's, uhhhh, excuse me your excellence, but, ahhh how 'bout a litle sometin' for the effort?
So he says "Unga ga lunga... lunga gunga" which meannns... that on my death bed I will gain total consciousness... so ya know, I got that goin' for me... :idea:

[Sleek-Jet]

Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfocker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Does Marcel Wallace... look... like a BITCH??

[BadKachina]

You just got knocked the F_CK out!
Friday
He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Unforgiven

[Sleek-Jet]

Let's go to the calendar.... it's calendar time for Buddy...

[Phat Matt]

wolverines!!!

[Devilman]

"And what are you boys up to today?"
"We're just out, out, out, lookin for a pack of cigarettes"
"Youv've got Mississippi plates & you came all the way to Missouri, to get cigarettes?"
"How about a beer?"
"How about the fact that your paint job is coming off....."
LMAO :rollside:

[mikensue]

Your killin me smalls!! :rollside:
the sandlot

[Cheap Thrills]

Let's go to the calendar.... it's calendar time for Buddy...
So what are you trying to prove to me ? That you're as useless as an asshole right here. :D
KB2
C.T. :wink:

[Jbb]

A couple of favorites
Top Gun (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Top_Gun&quote=rubberdg.txt&file=rubberdg.wav)
again (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Top_Gun&quote=stud.txt&file=stud.wav)
Scarface (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Scarface&quote=sayhelloshot.txt&file=sayhelloshot.wav)
again (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Scarface&quote=withthebest.txt&file=withthebest.wav)
Spicoli (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Fast_Times_At_Ridgemont_High&quote=hey_bud.txt&file=hey_bud.wav)
again (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Fast_Times_At_Ridgemont_High&quote=hey_bud.txt&file=hey_bud.wav)

[Devilman]

This is a sig line here on HB...
"I'm just here for the gasoline"
Or from the same movie,
"Two days ago I saw rig that would pull that tanker. You wanna get outta here, you talk to me."
:rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

[Jbb]

Fredo (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Godfather&quote=fredo.txt&file=fredo.wav)
Duvall (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Apocalypse_Now&quote=napalm.txt&file=napalm.wav)
lol (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Blazing_Saddles&quote=tongue.txt&file=tongue.wav)
again (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Blazing_Saddles&quote=whipout.txt&file=whipout.wav)

[BadKachina]

Fredo (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Godfather&quote=fredo.txt&file=fredo.wav)
Duvall (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Apocalypse_Now&quote=napalm.txt&file=napalm.wav)
lol (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Blazing_Saddles&quote=tongue.txt&file=tongue.wav)
again (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Blazing_Saddles&quote=whipout.txt&file=whipout.wav)
It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!
GF II

[Devilman]

"Uh, aloha? Chief? Yeah, uh... rattlesnake took a chunk outta us a few miles back... me and my wife are pretty sick - could be dyin,' you never can tell about these things, so... how's about you ungluein' your fat ass from that boob tube and gettin' us some snakebite juice. Pronto."
or....
"Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake."
or....
"I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas."
"That's funny, you don't have the accent."
"I don't wanna talk like those assholes."
"My mother was from Texas!"
"I meant those other assholes."
LOL :rollside: :rollside: :rollside:

[Rocknpalms]

"Good mornin ma'am, Isn't it a lovley mornin?"
"Up yours nigger"
My favorite movie.
"damn we almost lost a $200 hand cart." "boy they are goint leave us here to die" "dont worry I got my foot on the rail" "wire the govener and tell him I said ough"

[Jbb]

Shut (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Wedding_Crashers&quote=shutyourmouth.txt&file=shutyourmouth.wav)
bullseye (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Wedding_Crashers&quote=bullseye.txt&file=bullseye.wav)
pukes (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Full_Metal_Jacket&quote=pukes.txt&file=pukes.wav)
lol (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Full_Metal_Jacket&quote=sister.txt&file=sister.wav)

[Riverless]

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
-Robert DeNiro, Meet The Parents

[Huckleberry]

"I'm your huckleberry." Tombstone

[Devilman]

"I'm your huckleberry." Tombstone
Nice....
Another,
"I'll be damned!"
"You may indeed, if you get lucky..."

[mmered8299]

"If it bleeds you can kill it" Arnold.

[Misogynist]

" who said you should be in charge?".... " I figured the one with the gift of abstract thought should be the one in charge."...... " So boy... what are you doing down here at the crossroads?"..... " I came here to sell my soul to the devil so I could play this here guit-tar."....." Well.... it appears I'm the only one here that isn't affiliated with a higher power."..... " Do...not... seek the treasure... it... is .... a.... trap...."....... " We thought ....you.... was... a .... toad...".... All are from " Oh brother where art thou".

[racecar.hotshoe]

"You sure got a purdy set of lips"
http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/images/muze/dvd/sm/66/142066.jpg

[Second "PLACE"]

"How many hands in a row you won Holiday-15? You Son of a Bitch-nobody gets that lucky" ---Ike Clanton in TOOMBSTONE

[Devilman]

"Heeeey brotha, what's happenin my main man? Right on!"
"What'll ya have?"
"Scotch"
"Straight up?"
"Yeah, gimme the whole bottle"
"Tell ya what, you bend over, and I'll shove it staight up yo ass!"
"On the rocks is fine....."
"Yeah, that's what I thought you'd say......."
:crossx: :crossx: :crossx:

[franky]

"Boy... Ain't no way you can be the fruit of my loins. When I get home... I'm gonna punch your Momma in the mouth."
Smokey and the Bandit

[franky]

A Toll Booth? Somebody go back to town and get a shitload of dimes.
Blazing Sadles

[Tom Brown]

A couple of favorites
Scarface (http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Scarface&quote=sayhelloshot.txt&file=sayhelloshot.wav)
Scarface was on the other night. That has to be one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Between the f-bombs and mowing everyone down with automatic weapons, I couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing.
Pachino kicks ass. :cool:

[franky]

**** her. **** her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
" For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you! "
" Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance. "
" If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever... I'm proud of you, You homo. "
not really word for word but from Animal House

[Rock-A-Bye-Baby]

"I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"
-Robert DeNiro, Meet The Parents
"they dont even have opposable thumbs!"

[franky]

"Those aren't pillows!"
Planes Trains and Automobiles
Guess what I am, A zit, get it?
Animal House

[riverracerXXX]

"What is your major malfunction private Pyle?"
-Full Metal Jacket

[franky]

"No matter where you go, there you are"
Buckaroo Bonzi

[riverracerXXX]

"I know it was you Fredo..... You broke my heart."
-Godfather

[Second "PLACE"]

"I want that head so clean the Virgin Mary herself would be PROUD to take a dump".........."you do believe in the Virgin Mary don't you Private Joker?"
--Full Metal Jacket

[CB1]

Say hello to my little friend, Scarface...

[n8dawg]

the one in my signature from the movie Two Lane Black Top.

[MikeF]

What did you say!? (http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/SuckMyBalls.wav)
Get behind..... (http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/OperationHumanShield.wav)
Candy (http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/JewishCandy.wav)
What the heck..... (http://www.moviequotequiz.com/othersounds/RimJob.wav)
Bleeds (http://new.wavlist.com/movies/300/sthprk-period.wav)
So you......... (http://new.wavlist.com/movies/300/sthprk-vchip.wav)

[SUI-CY-COLE]

"i aint nobody dork.....right?"

[riverracerXXX]

"gooooood Morrrrnin Vietnam!"

[deltaAce]

At the Titty Twister, "are you tryin to tell me, I'm not good enough to drink....HERE!
George Clooney in, From Dusk Till Dawn.

[locogringo]

"Long Duck Dong Say No More Yanky My Wanky, The Donger Need Food!"
(16 Candles)

[Riverless]

"they dont even have opposable thumbs!"
LOL
"Are you a pothead, Focker?"

[Riverless]

"Long Duck Dong Say No More Yanky My Wanky, The Donger Need Food!"
(16 Candles)
Classic!!! :)

[bignet]

"Girls with hats tend to be very proper..."
"Oh yeah, well that proper girl with a hat just eye-f*cked the shit out of me"
Wedding Crashers
I can go on for days on that movie....
bignet

[riverracerXXX]

"What we have here is failure to communicate."
-Cool Hand Luke

[SUI-CY-COLE]

"racing is living,everything else is just waiting"

[Danhercules]

"Hey, maybe you should eat somthing first!"
"No thanks. Food makes me sick."
"A man drink that that and he dont eat, he is going to die"
"When?"
Another...
"Since you are my guest, I am your host, What are you pleasures? What do you like to do?"
"Play chess. Screw"
" Well lets play chess!"
Tombstone.
"Were is he?"
"Down by the creek, walkin on water."

[riverracerXXX]

"Whats going on out there Cole?"
"Just a little bumping. And bumping is racing."
-Days of thunder

[wolfie]

"What knockers!!!" - Gene Wilder
"Sank you" - Terri Garr
-Young Frankenstien

[bignet]

"And I will strike down upon thee, with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and control my brother....And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay vengeance upon thee!!!!! "--- Pulp Fiction (Like I even need to say it!)
bignet

[riverracerXXX]

"And I will strike down upon thee, with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and control my brother....And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay vengeance upon thee!!!!! "--- Pulp Fiction (Like I even need to say it!)
bignet
YES! I was waiting for that one. One of the best.

[riverracerXXX]

"Whats up big Perm!
-Friday

[SUI-CY-COLE]

"And I will strike down upon thee, with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and control my brother....And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay vengeance upon thee!!!!! "--- Pulp Fiction (Like I even need to say it!)
bignet
word....i believe that was revalations 3:15

[beerjet]

HEY BLONDIE ! You know what you are . You are the son of a thousand fathers !
-the good , the bad , and the ugly-

[SUI-CY-COLE]

alright alright alright......this just aint gonna work....."roadhouse"

[BadKachina]

"Whats up big Perm!
-Friday
Boy, get your ass in here. I smelled your shit for... 22 years. Now you can smell mine for five minutes.
Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a shit.
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.
You got to be a stupid motherfocker to get fired on your day off.

[SUI-CY-COLE]

Boy, get your ass in here. I smelled your shit for... 22 years. Now you can smell mine for five minutes.
Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a shit.
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.
You got to be a stupid motherfocker to get fired on your day off.
they said i stole some boxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HM]

You gotta see this turd, it looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.

[riverracerXXX]

"How you gonna sell weed when you smokin it all?"
"I dont know. Thats my only problem."

[riverracerXXX]

"Am I turtle enough for your turtle club?.... Turtle, turtle."
-Master of disguise

[TRUMP TIGHT]

"I'm your huckleberry"
"Well apparently Mr. Ringo her is an educated man....he reminds me of someone...me, yep now im sure of it, i really hate em"

[centerhill condor]

"we train young men to drop fire on people...but their commanders won't allow them to write FOCK on their planes because its obscene"
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..smells like victory"
"never get out of the boat...absolutely god dumbed right!"
"somtimes the "dark side" overtakes what Lincoln called the better angles of our nature"
"how many men had I killed? there where those six I knew about for sure...close enough to blow their last breath in my face"
Apocolypse now
"next time you hang a man...you make sure you kill him"
"you know in all the excitement I kinda lost count myself...you feeling lucky, punk?"
"Blues Brothers..? shit...they still owe you money fool"
The whole movie "Patton"

[godfather]

She has gone from suck to blow. Spaceballs
i want you to reach back in that bag and get my wallet its the one that says Bad Motherf**ker on it. you see that one with bad Mother F**ker on it.

[a catered life]

not sure if it has been said yet but
"give me just one ping"
hunt for red october

[BRSTQUEST]

"How do you kill women and children?"
"Easy, you just don't lead them as far.....Get some....Get some"

[Dave C]

"Where you from private Joker"
"Texas"
"holy shiat Texas only steers and queers come from Texas and you don't look much like a steer so that kind of narrows it down don't it.
"do you suck dicks"
"NO"
"bullshiat you like the kind of guy that would f*ck a guy in the arse and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around"
Full Metal Jacket

[Dave C]

"tell the chef this is low grade dog food... this steak still has the marks from where the jockey was hitting it"
"last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it"
"Cemeterys and country clubs are the biggest waste of prime real estate. Hell thats why Wang and I bought land near the great wall .. on the good side"
"hey you scratched my anchor"
Rodney Dangerfield

[Riomouse911]

"Snakes?...Why does it have to be snakes?" - Indiana Jones in Raiders of the lost ark..

[riverracerXXX]

"Do you want me to make your life a living hell Ventura?!"
"Well, I'm, not quite ready for a relationship Lois."
-Ace Ventura

[thumbs]

I think the cheese has slid off of that boys cracker.

[Sleek-Jet]

word....i believe that was revalations 3:15
Ezekeil 25:30

[CARLSON-JET]

"Lighten up Francis"

[79Challenger]

Shitters Full!!!

[socalUltra22]

Are you a bounty hunter, yes a man has to do something for a living. Dying aint much of a living son.
Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josie Wales.

[RitcheyRch]

It's not a tumor.
Kindergarten Cop

[79Challenger]

"She was my first asian"

[Water Romper]

“Do you wanna jump? I MEAN, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO JUMP? I DO, LETS JUMP TOGETHER!!!” - Lethal Weapon
“As someone once told me, you are in no position to bargain” - Captain Blood (for you youngins.. Errol Flynn when “bidding” on Olivia DeHavolin)
And of course the all time fav…
“Go ahead, make my day”

[voodoomedman]

"Your so drunk your probably seeing double" said to Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday
Doc Holiday's response: "Well I've got two guns, one for each of you"
Tombstone
That has got to be the best ever.

[godfather]

"Cemeterys and country clubs are the biggest waste of prime real estate. Hell thats why Wang and I bought land near the great wall .. on the good side"
"hey you scratched my anchor"
Rodney Dangerfield[/QUOTE]
thats Awesome :rollside:
hey that kangaroo stole my ball. LOL

[copterzach]

You sumbitches couldn" t close an Umbrella! Smokey and the Bandit
Put the evidence in the car. See above

[LAND_LOVER69]

"Daddy my hat blew off."
"I hope your goddamn head was in it."
Smokey and the Bandit

[AZJD]

It's snowing in my god damn room Gary!

[AZJD]

"Your so drunk your probably seeing double" said to Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday
Doc Holiday's response: "Well I've got two guns, one for each of you"
Tombstone
That has got to be the best ever.
Fav movie of all time!
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave!

[Aqua Boogie1]

I want the truth......................YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!

[Tyson Ross]

"You can't park that car here!"... "We're not parking it, we're abandoning it"
"Is there a movie on this flight"

[Her454]

Fav movie of all time!
Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave!
I'm your Huckleberry.............. Right there with ya AZ, I LOVE IT!

[Old Texan]

"Tell them I'm coming... and hell's coming with me you hear?! HELLS COMING WITH ME!" -Tombstone
Tombstone's full of great lines. My favorite is "Why Kate, you're not wearing a bussel, how lewd..."- Doc Holliday :cool:

[Her454]

Tombstone's full of great lines. My favorite is "Why Kate, you're not wearing a bussel, how lewd..."- Doc Holliday :cool:
AND.............."It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist" Doc.

[beerjet]

"You got any smoke man "
"uuh , no "
"You'd be alot cooler if you did "
-Dazed and confused-
-beerjet-

[flatnfast]

Hey.... Theres no party in hear for me!!!!!!! Sean penn fast times at ridgemont high

[flatnfast]

M A R T Y M O O S E Whats that spell? Marty Moose Marty Moose ayuk..Thats Me!!!

[FMluvswater]

"Ya?"
"Yaaaaa."
"Oh ya."
Fargo :D

[whiteworks]

WERE NOT GONNA HAVE A FAMILY BRAWL!
WHEN BOY WHEN, ARE YOU GONNA GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.
IF YOU DONT GET YOUR YOUR ACT TOGETHER I'M GONNA SHIP YOU OFF TO MILITARY SCHOOL WITH THE GODDAMNEDFINKLESTEINSHITKID
SON OF ABITCH
Chongs old man

[QuickJet]

"Go ahead, make my day"
-Chewbacca Star Wars-

[Misogynist]

" Well.... a man has got to know his limitations." From one of the Dirty Harry movies.

[riverracerXXX]

"Anyone?... Anyone?... Bueller?.... Bueller?"

[riverracerXXX]

"So you gotta ask yourself one thing. Do I feel lucky?.... Well punk, Do ya?"

[Misogynist]

" Well.... you know WE just can't let you walk out of here"..... " Who's 'we', sucka?"...... " Me and Smith and Wesson"..... Dirty Harry

[Red Horse]

"You just shot an unarmed man!"
"Well maybe he should have armed himself"
Clint Eastwood movie.

[grads2112]

"you motor boating son of a bitch"
Wedding Crashers

[Bt273]

" Roman,you bastard"
" what did he say?"
" he said faster"
The Great Outdoors

[TwinMach26DCB]

"pardon me stuardess, I speak jive" Airplane
How's about we play a little game called "just the tip" Wedding Crashers..
I almost pissed myself when I saw the one from smokey in the bandit - when I get home I'm gonna punch yo momma in da mouth.. Just GREAT !!

[bignet]

"When we gonna f*ck, Mrs. Parker?"
"What you say Smokey?"
"Nuttin"
"You know what they say, the older the berry the sweeter the juice.."Smokey
"Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."-Ice Cube 'Craig'
"Yeah, well she darker than a muthaf*cker too.." Smokey
bignet

[deltaAce]

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"

[Monkey Bung]

"You gonna do some prayin for me boy........an you better pray good." mountain man..... Deliverance

[058]

"YOU!......You are that smelly carpenter" [Overboard]

[plaster dave]

You know what Jack Berton always say. Who? Me Jack Berton. "Big Trouble in Little China".

[058]

"You squirrles better have some nuts in your mouth or you're all going downtown" [Officer Bimbeau- Hollywood Knights]

[QuickJet]

Oh yeah baby, put your tongue there. oooohhhhh..........
-Anal babes #7-

[GHT]

"Fock you!, you Fockin' Fock!!!". Dennis Hopper "Blue Velvet"..
Can't top that line....
.02

[Cheap Thrills]

This, is, my, BOOM STICK !
It's a trap. Get an axe.
from Army Of Darkness.
C.T. :wink:

[MrsGHT]

Dude, whats mine say? Sweeeeeet...... Dude, whats mine say? Duuuuuude....
Dude Where's My Car?

[67weimann]

Oh yeah baby, put your tongue there. oooohhhhh..........
-Anal babes #7-
lmao... that's a good one...

[riverracerXXX]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun."
-FMJ

[kingcole80]

Hi im Buck Melanoma Moldy Russells Wart , Uncle Buck

[Tyson Ross]

"Get yourself a Weiniken and a Wammy Burger, Def Leppard Sucks"
"You gonna kill me Snake?", "No, I am too tired"

[riverracerXXX]

"you're gonna need a bigger boat!"
-Jaws

[CB1]

You want to know the truth, you can't handle the truth, Did you order the code red? "YOUR GOD DAM RIGHT I DID" (A FEW GOOD MEN)

[Big H]

From "Man of the house"
Guy in bar after striking a fighting pose, "I have to warn you, I know karate."
Tommy Lee Jones, "You better know something."

[bignet]

"Me so horny, me love you long time"
"What can we get for $10?"
"Anything you want"
Anything?"
"Anything!"
Platoon :crossx:
bignet

[Aqua Boogie1]

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry Maguire.

[3 daytona`s]

While doing nothing this morning I saw Blazing Saddles was on AMC Mel Brooks did some classic movies Young Frankenstein==== Nice Knockers The lines from those two are incredible then Silver Streak Gene Wilder-Richard Pryor = You Ain`t Shit Now Mister Big . Caddy Shack I`m not paying 50 cents for no coke = You aint getting no coke. I used to work in three theatres and have seen hundred of movies.The sad thing is how many never got the respect the reviews the real deal.it`s so much politics. I`m waiting to see my all time favorite best ever film on a plasma home theatre with some friends some day. Once Upon A Time In The West. It is and always be my favorite, the music.It is a classic if you have not ever seen it and would like something different,from the past and have an open mind,and can watch with no distractions. I Love This Film Director Sergio Leone, Stars Henry Fonda,Claudia Cardinale,JasonRobards,Charles Bronson. I`m just suggesting you people if have never see this deal.Rent it,Buy it get a babysitter and watch this,pay attention and the music and plot is awesome. IMO :)

[chase8]

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin.
I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brushfire
Young Guns

[Her454]

"YOU!......You are that smelly carpenter" [Overboard]
LMAO, that is one of my alltime favorite movies!
"It's a hell of a day at Sea Sir"!!! :rollside:
How about "Today, my jurisdiction ends here".
- Silverado

[The Jerk]

"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal. - Dodgeball

[riverracerXXX]

"Wait, I think I'm having an idea................ yep, I did."
-Dumb & Dumber

[Cole Trickle]

they said i stole some boxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You trying to build a club house? :)

[Bradman]

"I'll be back". Almost every one of Arnie's movies.

[riverracerXXX]

"You look like could use a beer Clark."
"Sure could." -Hands him his half drunkin beer while he pulls another one off his dangling sixpack. LOLOL
Clark Griswald for president!!!!

[OCMerrill]

How about a nice greasy pork sandwitch served in a dirty ashtray? (Weird Science)
"Greetings professor Falken" (war Games)
Of course we can make it...we aint never not made it yet, have we? (Smokey and the Bandit)
Verify our range to target...one ping only plaese (Hunt for Red October)

[Riomouse911]

"They don't advertise for killers in the newspaper. That was my profession. Ex-cop. Ex-blade runner. Ex-killer." Deckert... Blade Runner (Harrison Ford)

[Get415]

Boy, this kid would have your shoes lookin like f--kin mirrors...
NO more shinin Billy! "what?".
I said no more shinin. Maybe you didn't hear about, you been away along time, they didn't go up there and tell ya. I don't shine shoes no more.
-Goodfellas-

[Mrs 2LKHVSU]

"There's nothin' but steers and queers around here boy, and I don't see any horns on you."

[socalUltra22]

Do you take drugs Danny? Every Day. Good.
Caddyshack

[socalUltra22]

Gump, why did you take that weapon apart so fast.
Because you told me to drill sergeant.
Godammit Gump that's the best answer I've ever heard, you're going to be a General someday Gump.

[bruddah]

probably already said!
anchorman
stay classy san diego!
when in rome!

[Get415]

your a pirate hooker, and im gonna slap you in public! :crossx:

[Trailer Park Casanova]

"Let's get some Sushi and not pay for it"
- Repo Man

[Member: 7673]

There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."
:220v: :220v: :220v: :220v: :220v: :220v:

[riverroyal]

I think I said that a few weeks back in the wind

[Member: 7673]

Say "What" again! C'mon, say
"What" again! I dare ya, I double
dare ya mother****er, say "What"
one more goddamn time!

[bignet]

Caddyshack....
"So I say Hey Lamda, how about a little something, you know for the effort, and he says, 'oh there will be no money, but on your death bed...you will regain total consciousness.' So I've got that going for me." Bill Murray
:crossx:
bignet

[Charley]

Dunno is this was posted but i'm gonna
Any of you HOMOS touch my undawear... I'll KILL ya!
lighten up Francis.....(ooops) PSYCHO!!!

[bignet]

Wedding Crashers...
"Mom!! The meatloaf! F*ck! I never know what she's doing back there.."
bignet

[Riomouse911]

"Either you're part of the problem or you're part of the solution or you're just part of the landscape." Sam (Robert DeNiro) in "Ronin"

[Misogynist]

Ok... now all you people may guess just how old I am with these two quotes.
" We must preserve the essence and purity of our precious bodily fluids."
From " Dr. Strangelove".
Or how about.... " We must study him and learn more about him".... " shoot him and study his hide."..... From the movie "Trog"... hahahhaahah... :crossx:

[socalUltra22]

I want to go where the beer flows like wine, where the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Dumb and Dumber.

[Tyson Ross]

Captain Ron to the kid, "You want a beer get your own beer!"

[4day!!]

"So what now?"
"i'll tell you what now. I'm gonna call me a couple of hard pipe hittin' ni33ers and go to work the holmes here, with pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me? Soon to be living the rest of his life in agonizing pain, mr hillbilly. I aint through with you by sight, i'm about to get midevil on yo ass!
"It's a chopper baby"
"Zed's dead baby"

[4day!!]

I want to go where the beer flows like wine, where the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Dumb and Dumber.
"I'm talking about a little place called aspen"

[4day!!]

Boy, this kid would have your shoes lookin like f--kin mirrors...
NO more shinin Billy! "what?".
I said no more shinin. Maybe you didn't hear about, you been away along time, they didn't go up there and tell ya. I don't shine shoes no more.
-Goodfellas-
"Now go get your f#cking shine box"
"You motherF3cker"
"i'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers"

[roostwear]

"You just gonna stand there and bleed?"

[SoCalHD]

....These aren't the droids you are looking for......

[Tyson Ross]

"Spalding, get your foot off the boat!!" "Don't just stand there, go get some glue"

[4day!!]

Who's vette is that outside?"
"Dirks"
"That shit's jammin' man. Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4:10 gears, ten coats of competition orange, hand rubbed laquer with a huplane manifold and full fockin race cams. Whoa!"
Boogie Nights

[Insurance God]

That perfume... It smells like someone pist on your face. - From some porno I saw in high school / early college.

[Beer-30]

"Drivin' through people's front yards, knockin' down mailboxes. Got a broad in the car, that's kidnappin'. Took 'er across state lines, that the Mann act. How's that for hyjinx?"
-Smokey and the Bandit.
"Many Shubs and Zules knew what it was to roast in the depths of the Slore that night I can tell you."
-GhostBusters
"I was under Over, and Over was under Dunn" / "roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"
-Airplane

[vee-driven]

"DON'T WORRY IT'S JUST ME KASPER"! from the movie kids

[Tyson Ross]

"Blue was old, that's what old people do, they die"

[Misogynist]

Who's vette is that outside?"
"Dirks"
"That shit's jammin' man. Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4:10 gears, ten coats of competition orange, hand rubbed laquer with a huplane manifold and full fockin race cams. Whoa!"
Boogie Nights
I think you misunderstood what he said.... " dual plane manifold" not huplane

[Chadman!]

"Boy... Ain't no way you can be the fruit of my loins. When I get home... I'm gonna punch your Momma in the mouth."
Smokey and the Bandit! Good movie!

[Chadman!]

"Back to school... Back to School...
I got my lunch packed up...
My boots tied tight...
I hope I dont get in a fight...
Back to school... Back to School..."

[Devil's Advocate]

"Good morning...and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night."
The Truman Show.

[breezeblocker]

"Surely, you can't be serious?
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."
Airplane!
"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours."
Princess Bride

[Westside Gato]

It must have been the Diaz brother!

[Highlimit9000]

"Tell them I'm coming... and hell's coming with me you hear?! HELLS COMING WITH ME!" -Tombstone
"I'll be your huckleberry"
"Remember, Play for blood! I was just kiddin, I wasn't"

[Highlimit9000]

"you motor boating son of a bitch"
Wedding Crashers
"You got problems, Try getting jerked off under the table in front of the whole family"

[Highlimit9000]

Puff, Puff, Pass your ****in up the rotation!
Friday

[Get415]

There comes a time when every bowler has to face the music...And that bowler is you Roy!
-Kingpin-

[Zaairman]

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"
Airplane
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap?"
Kingpin
"Littering and? Littering and? Littering and? Smokin' the reefer."
"Open bar dude!"
Super Troopers
"I got a pool. And a pond. Pond'd be good for you."
Caddyshack

[wfoflat]

Go ahead skin it boy, skin that smokewagon and see what happens!!! (slap slap) well are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed!!
TOMBSTONE WYAT EARP