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hipcash
09-22-2006, 06:50 AM
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

racecar.hotshoe
09-22-2006, 06:53 AM
I give why? :rolleyes:

beach gomer
09-22-2006, 06:55 AM
Your point?

NOTALENT
09-22-2006, 07:46 AM
Good questions...let me know when you get the answers. :rollside:

CHEETAH24
09-22-2006, 08:43 AM
Why ask why ?

Roxysnow
09-22-2006, 10:28 AM
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Cause we are hoping controllers are now touch sensitive!
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? cause there covering your insudfficient funds and interst will accrue on the charge
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? cause we have no idea when it was painted
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? no bonding surface
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? if the lethal injection fails and the guy gets pardon afterwards, he's not infection by a dirty needle (legal reasons)
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? He probably shaves, just like why don't you see tarzan going to the restroom, it interesting
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? bullets are to fast whereas throwing a revolver travels at a much slower speed! easier to dodge!
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? so they don't get a concussion before they crash, got to stay conscience!
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"? because if you didn't it would be LIP!
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? some never had the mutated gene that evolved!
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Bubbles are transparent, but crak open a Welches grape and you'll see purple bubbles!
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? go to costco, not on sale there!
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Something new will materialize if left there long enough!
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? typically the vaccuum will pick it up the second time, why make an extra trip to the trash can!
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? because you never really look for the corrected end, it's a 50/50 chance.
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? through the fixture.
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" we say it out of courtesy, different story if they don't say sorry!
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? because your whole body moves the same direction when you lunge forward!
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? We don't, I don't think anybody keeps there home temp aover 100 degree???
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Problem aren't usually with the father in law!
I hope these answer help! As you can tell....I am bored off my ass here at work!!!!

Havasu47
09-22-2006, 01:42 PM
I hope these answer help! As you can tell....I am bored off my ass here at work!!!!
Why did you make me stay up until 5:30 last weekend??? :rollside: