Anyone get laid in the past hour??

[hoolign]

I have to live vicariously through some people for a while...

[Mrs.Racer277]

How many days are you working now????

[Havasu Hangin']

Sorry...just a hummer for me.

[Eliminator 4 Life]

:) :)

[acatitude]

like i would have gotten laid in the last hour and jump up to talk to you focks. :220v:

[cxr133]

hold on ill be back in 45-50 minutes then ill answer the question :)

[hoolign]

How many days are you working now????
4 with 26 to go

[hoolign]

Sorry...just a hummer for me.
ok ..thats 1 hummer ! :D

[hoolign]

hold on ill be back in 45-50 minutes then ill answer the question :)
Making supper is not having sex !

[doesitfloat?]

I have to live vicariously through some people for a while...
Yep...just got fukked...by a health insurance salesman. He just left. $550/month...damn.

[riverracerx]

No..my wife has been out of town for a week.
Thank goodness for internet porn.

[Riverat84]

No..my wife has been out of town for a week.
Thank goodness for internet porn.
haha omg...actually i just did....by my beautiful gf!...have fun ladies and gents.

[hoolign]

No..my wife has been out of town for a week.
Thank goodness for internet porn.
I dont masterbate I cant have a smoke right away cause i gotta wash my hands then the smoke gets damp,,then I wonder if its "only" water on the smoke ..then i'm to discusted to smoke ..blah blah blah :D

[piper]

4 with 26 to go
Your complaing about 26 days??? I've been here since August!!!! :yuk:

[Charley]

Sorry...just a hummer for me.
a jar of peanut butter and a puppy doesn't qualify!

[FMluvswater]

Does phone sex count? :idea: Might get more responses if you widen the parameters. :D and before you ask the two questions I know you're thinking Hoolign ... no I haven't ( :( )and no I won't so cut that shit out I told you. :p :D

[KACHINA KEN]

I just f'ed my fist, does that count.

[SnakeWrench]

I'm getting laid right now,,,,,,,,,wait,,,,, no, I'm done,,, oh..... Oh my, I guess I'm not done,,,, Hold on,,, nope,,, done,,,,,,, Definately done....

[Hardly Satisfied]

just got home from work wifes sleeping :cry: :

[AzLakeLizard]

I "LAID" down this morning and did my Crunches.. does that count?
:rolleyes: