MRS FLYIN VEE
09-22-2006, 08:08 PM
3 guys died and when they got to the pearly gates St. Peter met them there.
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you are here but before I let you into heaven I have to ask you all a couple of questions, make sure you tell the truth because if you don't we will have to ask you to visit the beast below. Your answers will also determin what kind of car you will get. You have to have a car here because Heaven is so big."
St. Peter asked the first man," How long were you married?"
The guy replied, " 24 years."
St. Peter then asked, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The guy said, "Yeah, About 10 times, but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "Yes, but thats not so good, Here's a Pinto for you to drive."
The second guy got the same question at which he replied,"I was married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first year and we worked it out, and I have beed faithful since."
Peter said, "I am pleased to hear that, Here's a mercedes SUV for you to drive."
The 3rd guy said "Peter I know what you are going to ask, I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen."
Peter said,"Now thats what I like to hear, Here is a Jaguar for you to drive."
alittle while later the 2 guys driving the SUV and pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked him what was wrong, he tearfuly replied,
"I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard."
St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you are here but before I let you into heaven I have to ask you all a couple of questions, make sure you tell the truth because if you don't we will have to ask you to visit the beast below. Your answers will also determin what kind of car you will get. You have to have a car here because Heaven is so big."
St. Peter asked the first man," How long were you married?"
The guy replied, " 24 years."
St. Peter then asked, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The guy said, "Yeah, About 10 times, but you said I was forgiven."
Peter said, "Yes, but thats not so good, Here's a Pinto for you to drive."
The second guy got the same question at which he replied,"I was married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first year and we worked it out, and I have beed faithful since."
Peter said, "I am pleased to hear that, Here's a mercedes SUV for you to drive."
The 3rd guy said "Peter I know what you are going to ask, I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen."
Peter said,"Now thats what I like to hear, Here is a Jaguar for you to drive."
alittle while later the 2 guys driving the SUV and pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was the matter.
When they asked him what was wrong, he tearfuly replied,
"I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard."