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topless
09-27-2006, 12:36 PM
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Oscar raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." "Now Oscar, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Oscar said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" "If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted!

Debbolas
09-27-2006, 12:39 PM
:D
lol

SummerBreeze
09-27-2006, 01:04 PM
I like that thats real good

ratso
09-29-2006, 04:07 AM
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Oscar raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." "Now Oscar, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Oscar said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" "If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted!
So, how many "Frequent Flyer Miles" you got racked up lol??? :D