The Rumor Mill....

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

I heard Maximus sold his jetboat,,, and is now "v-drive only"! :eek: :D Lol!!
http://www.v-drivevideo.com/jerrysgallery/albums/userpics/10001/Maximus%20in%20K.jpg

[dmontzsta]

What a smart guy. :)

[CircleJerk]

There you go again, rumor starter. Maybe a mud sucker wanted to actually beat somebody! and, if true, your Honcho won't get jet-washed on its maiden voyage!

[MikeF]

Looks like he didn't try it on for size before buying! :crossx:

[MAXIMUS]

Focker's a little tight... :rolleyes:

[WaterBox]

Focker's a little tight... :rolleyes:
Tight is GOOD! :p... I understand it was showing some pretty good fin, when you was out running the other day. [ especially for running blind :2purples: ]

[olbiezer]

is that really maxi behind those foster grants?

[MAXIMUS]

The one & only biatch! :) This is my new nostalgia flat entry... I wanted to make sure I am not under powered! :crossx:

[uclahater]

Im callin BS :idea: Theres no way Jr. Hart sold his boat :idea:

[MAXIMUS]

I am callin Domino's for a pizza! :notam:
Just like there is no possible way that monkeys could fly out of your ass either! I think that could be argued... :rolleyes: :D

[Jetboatguru]

It wasn't his boat.

[Jetboatguru]

Does this mean you will run with the Ks this year Maxi? Or do you pee sitting down? :D

[uclahater]

Does this mean you will run with the Ks this year Maxi? Or do you pee sitting down? :D
That all depends on if his wife has let him wear his balls or not :crossx:

[dmontzsta]

That all depends on if his wife has let him wear his balls or not :crossx:
Whats up with these guys that let their wifes wear the pants?
:)

[MAXIMUS]

That all depends on if his wife has let him wear his balls or not :crossx:
The ballz deal is a real issue with mrs maximus however I really don't need them to give guru a dirty sanchez! :crossx:

[MAXIMUS]

Whats up with these guys that let their wifes wear the pants?
:)
Well I'll tell ya "DONALD" its because I am a biatch & my wife appears to be taking male hormones since having kids... :rolleyes:

[uclahater]

Well I'll tell ya "DONALD" its because I am a biatch & my wife appears to be taking male hormones since having kids... :rolleyes:
Thats the best way I've ever herd it put :idea: Maxi your my hero :p

[MAXIMUS]

Just trying to keep it real! :notam:

[dmontzsta]

Well I'll tell ya "DONALD" its because I am a biatch & my wife appears to be taking male hormones since having kids... :rolleyes:
lol. Admission is the first step, the next step...
quit your work and stay home, keep the house cleaned, pick up the kids from school and make sure dinner is ready. Then maybe she will let you go racing.
:)

[Jetboatguru]

The ballz deal is a real issue with mrs maximus however I really don't need them to give guru a dirty sanchez! :crossx:
COme on Maxi, we'd love to have you running with us. You can't have other drivers switching out between heats though. You are gonna have to put the purse down and get after it!

[dossangers]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/217k_boat_2.jpg Sure looks like JR's boat from here with a new HAT! So watch out TONY there com'in to get ya!!!!! maxi says shi'at anybody can wheel those sleds:rollside: :rollside: PS Why are the butterflies closed??? :boxed: :boxed:

[olbiezer]

darn thats 5 posts from maxi without saying ballz or any of his famous br lines what is this world cumming to? just reread this thread........ballz was written by maxi at 6:26 pm.......my bad.........u go boy!

[MAXIMUS]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/217k_boat_2.jpg Sure looks like JR's boat from here with a new HAT! So watch out TONY there com'in to get ya!!!!! maxi says shi'at anybody can wheel those sleds:rollside: :rollside: PS Why are the butterflies closed??? :boxed: :boxed:
When you are making that kind of power you don't need to flat foot it to make her sing! Of course when running a puppy motor with a toy hat then you must stick your foot in its ass for best results! :D ;)

[MAXIMUS]

COme on Maxi, we'd love to have you running with us. You can't have other drivers switching out between heats though. You are gonna have to put the purse down and get after it!
Tony I would have to put down more than a purse to strap my ass ontop of one of those missiles! The GN is just my speed thank you very much... Remember I am just a wannabe jetboat owner with a rent a sack! :cry:

[MAXIMUS]

lol. Admission is the first step, the next step...
quit your work and stay home, keep the house cleaned, pick up the kids from school and make sure dinner is ready. Then maybe she will let you go racing.
:)
Dinner is not the problem its doing the dishes that seems an issue. Changing diapers & feeding the dogs would be a few more... I got so mad the other night I almost said something! :mad: :rolleyes:

[dmontzsta]

Dinner is not the problem its doing the dishes that seems an issue. Changing diapers & feeding the dogs would be a few more... I got so mad the other night I almost said something! :mad: :rolleyes:
LMAO

[WaterBox]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/217k_boat_2.jpg Sure looks like JR's boat from here with a new HAT! So watch out TONY there com'in to get ya!!!!! maxi says shi'at anybody can wheel those sleds:rollside: :rollside: PS Why are the butterflies closed??? :boxed: :boxed:
That's what I was saying earlier, " Running Blind" [Eyes Closed] Maybe there testing some new secrete thing. :idea: :crossx:

[uclahater]

Dinner is not the problem its doing the dishes that seems an issue. Changing diapers & feeding the dogs would be a few more... I got so mad the other night I almost said something! :mad: :rolleyes:
Max in order to be able to say something :idea: you've had to of broken them in from day one :idea: You obviously never got the message :cry: therefore being screwed the rest of your life :cry: :cry:

[MAXIMUS]

Max in order to be able to say something :idea: you've had to of broken them in from day one :idea: You obviously never got the message :cry: therefore being screwed the rest of your life :cry: :cry:
LOL... amen!

[ColeTR2]

http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/217k_boat_2.jpg
Looks like fun on the strip! I think I heard you :) and loved it!!!

[lilrick]

Maximus, are you gonna run your jet at bakertucky in march??? or the 305 in the endurance? or both?

[GofastRacer]

So did you jump on this give away yet???..
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/324388-3.jpg

[Cs19]

Maxi, did you really sell you daytona? If so, who bought it?
Nice flat, it looks good!!
Oh and btw, if your buddy with the Rogers needs a driver for parker give me a ring. :)

[MAXIMUS]

Maximus, are you gonna run your jet at bakertucky in march??? or the 305 in the endurance? or both?
I am afraid that will be no on both! The daytona needs some maintenance of which I don't have time to perform & the 305 has a new power plant which I don't think we will use up in the nostalgia deal. :( I am working hard on getting my buddy with the sanger to run nostalgia flat & the rogers to run endurance... :) I may even get a hold of Wooten & borrow the lavey for another entry.

[MAXIMUS]

Maxi, did you really sell you daytona? If so, who bought it?
Nice flat, it looks good!!
Oh and btw, if your buddy with the Rogers needs a driver for parker give me a ring. :)
Craig I still have it. err I mean joe or is it bob??? lol I don't really fit into a flat very well... :rolleyes:

[Cs19]

Fred, good to hear, you had me worried there for a second.

[MAXIMUS]

Not to worry my jet friend, I need to keep it around for an occasional thorn in the side of Jerry & his onterage... :crossx:

[V-DRIVE VIDEO]

Not to worry my jet friend, I need to keep it around for an occasional thorn in the side of Jerry & his onterage... :crossx:
Max, your jetboat has practically put me out of business :rollside:

[MAXIMUS]

See what I mean Chris... keeps balance in the boating world!